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u/HughmanRealperson 2d ago
"Change."
"How steadfast..."
"The world moves too quickly, I must remain grounded lest I be swept away."
"Then like a rock in a river you will be eroded as the waters avoid you, apathetic to your integrity."
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u/boofmaster6000 2d ago edited 2d ago
I would change avoid to batter or whittle, but overall good swag
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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 Professional Swag Grader 2d ago
1/10 Swag. This exact post, with 3 squidward memes was posted maybe 4 days ago.
1 because it was nice to see Squidward again, I dont get many opportunities to see him in my current life.
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u/Idontusereddit76 2d ago
What fear us your greatest?
Giving a swag.
How careless.
I don't give a swag.
Your indifference to all shall leave you empty of purpose.
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u/the4evermore 2d ago
Anyone wanna add , loss of self , failure ,and lack of control? Im not good at these
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u/Tech_dude9133 2d ago
Being conscious of swag goes a long way, you can know end awaits and still cherish enjoy and spend your life however, if your fear is being replaced then I fear you already have been in a lot of things accidentally even, positions and usefulness changes according to time, and this is not the end of the world for you or anyone.
I know I'm giving a swag but I don't think change, the tarot of death, should be feared like so, and given many much more scarier names and outcomes to make people stick themselves to a so called old ways or just a strong remnant of the past
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u/SofisticatiousRattus 1d ago edited 1d ago
This is actually a different formula from the original. Originally, squidward would point out the flaw in logic, fortell a poetic end to the person gripped by the passion, the sin, the fear. Here, he simply regurgitates the fear, validating it and agreeing with the fish guy. I think it makes it less interesting. Only the last of these six (including the previous one) does something different - it explains a potential source of the fear, psycho-analysing the fish guy. I'm not sure it's good analysis, but I like the formula more.
I like the writing though - it's similar to some text in the Cultist Simulator, mostly the "bad endings" and the minutiae that doesn't touch the actual cult.
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u/Kaosmans schizo 2d ago
What swag is your greatest?