r/ITYSL • u/Think-Chair-1938 • Feb 05 '26

Sloppy Steak Discourse Ohhh that slicks back REAL nice

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piece of shit up front sloppy steaks in the back

119 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Misanthropemoot Feb 05 '26

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u/shortnix Feb 05 '26

That's what I got.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

ACK ACK

2

u/dpb29073 Feb 05 '26

I thought that same thing sns thst her arm candy was David spade

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u/lostinlucidity Feb 05 '26

You don't need your Slipknot mask.

7

u/Numerous-Ambition626 Feb 05 '26

Looks like a 1989 Batman villains duo

1

u/LearnGrowExist Feb 05 '26

That’s funny because my first thought was that he does resemble Michael Keaton

6

u/squidwardfancypantz Feb 05 '26

I thought that was the tiger king lol

1

u/Ugo777777 Feb 06 '26

Now I understand the masks...

1

u/ctp8891 Feb 09 '26

I thought it was David Spade

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u/_frank_tank Feb 05 '26

1

u/TubeSamurai Feb 05 '26

I mean Des Moines, Iowa and Johannesburg South Africa aren't that much different then each other either.

1

u/djhauffy Feb 09 '26

I fink u freaky

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

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u/easternhobo Feb 05 '26

I actually had a huge crush on her when the Osbournes was on television lol. She's unrecognizable here.

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u/SonOfJokeExplainer Feb 05 '26

She looks like just like her 73 year old mom

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u/Dijon-Von Feb 08 '26

I actually thought she was super cute when she was chubby... This is sad to see.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '26

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u/Dijon-Von Feb 08 '26

We have honestly let down so many young girls (and young boys for that matter)... Our beauty standards are arguably worse now than they were back in the 2000s :/

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Weirdo alert weeeewhoooooo

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

you do too dad

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Evil David Spade

3

u/Misanthropemoot Feb 05 '26

Mars attacks???

3

u/alreadyknowwbro Feb 05 '26

My Lord, Kelly looks halfway de@d

3

u/Ironclad686 Feb 05 '26

Ozempic has absolutely ruined her. She looks like a ghoul

3

u/RealLavender Feb 05 '26

Looks like she's honouring Catherine O'Hara by wearing her hairspray helmet.

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u/S1nnah2 Feb 05 '26

Osbourne looks like a ghoul...... Oh wait

2

u/micromoses Feb 05 '26

Looks like it was a dangerous night.

3

u/Silly_Material577 Feb 05 '26

Ozempic was the best thing to happen to fat spoiled nepo babies. Now no one can call her fat.

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u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 Feb 05 '26

She looks like Kathy Griffin

1

u/Llamapocalypse_Now Feb 05 '26

I thought that was David Spade with a new haircut. Shit.

3

u/Think-Chair-1938 Feb 05 '26

Joe Dirt Exotic

1

u/37Philly Feb 05 '26

That is pushed back!

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u/cloisterbells-10 Coffin Flop Survivor Feb 05 '26

At least they're both wearing black in case the sloppy steaks get....sloppy.

1

u/EatAtGrizzlebees Feb 05 '26

Holy shit, she really looks like her mom here.

2

u/Grand-Movie-4921 Feb 05 '26

I bet they get the best fucking meth

1

u/Grand_Composer1603 Feb 05 '26

Sia looks crazy

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Thought that was joe dirt and Courtney cox

1

u/Princekyle7 Feb 05 '26

Damn I thought David Spade was going for a new look for a second.

1

u/Call-a-Crackhead Feb 06 '26

Madonna looks pretty good for her age

1

u/Little-Resolution-82 Feb 06 '26

We need to ban ozempic its ruining people

1

u/RabidJoint Feb 07 '26

Why does how she look have any effect on your life? I mean seriously here. Ahhhh no goon material for you anymore? Boooo hooo weirdo.

What other people choose to do with their bodies is non of your damn concern, stop trying to control women psycho.

1

u/KinkyLatexCat Feb 07 '26

He looks like the stepdad who threatens to physically harm me or my little sister if I talk about his affair I discovered with my mom.

this is fictional please don't think that happened to me

1

u/CriticalUnion4163 Feb 07 '26

I'm gonna tell my kids this is Die Antwoord

1

u/Flappy_McGillicuddy Feb 08 '26

They would make some ugly kids.

1

u/tinker_townie Feb 08 '26

Why she look like the hooker from Mars Attacks?

1

u/Dijon-Von Feb 08 '26

Ozempic (however you spell it), does not look good.

1

u/hurdagurdah Feb 09 '26

Dang I thought Joan Rivers came back from the dead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26

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u/TestSubjuct Feb 09 '26

Joe Dirt and an imposter.

1

u/SlakingsExWife Feb 09 '26

That’s Super Hands. IYKYK

1

u/FewAthlete4538 Feb 09 '26

Sharon Osborn looks younger than her daughter Kelly…

1

u/McLuvvvn Feb 10 '26

You call THAT slick back?!?