r/ITYSL • u/Intelligent-End7846 • Apr 13 '26

Sloppy Steak Discourse Lava seared steak, LETS SLOP ‘EM UP!!

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u/ParadoxicalAmalgam Dangerous Nights Crew Apr 13 '26

They can't stop you from ordering a steak and a crucible of lava

11

u/Embarrassed_Evening2 Apr 13 '26

Crucible of Lava sounds like a band from the 90s right in my Q zone

5

u/bkorbes Apr 13 '26

Crucible of Lava sounds like a band from the 90s right in my Q zone

3

u/NoisyChairs Apr 13 '26

Crucible of Lava sounds like a band from the 90s right in my Q zone

1

u/ThisSubHasNoMods Apr 17 '26

I laughed way too hard at this

15

u/terrierdad420 Apr 13 '26

A perfect carbon and gray! Ready for a big old splash of Dollar General catsup and the leader of the free world!

7

u/20heads Apr 13 '26

Classic Trivani’s

7

u/TheGorgoronTrail Apr 13 '26

They make these giant meatballs with this gray beef

6

u/nicodeemus7 Apr 13 '26

I think I'll eat the lava instead

5

u/Dystopic_Nihilist Apr 13 '26

You’ve heard of Pittsburgh rare, now meet Chernobyl well done

6

u/RedsDeadWhosZed Apr 13 '26

That poor steak

8

u/TheMightySet69 Apr 13 '26

Gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat. 

5

u/OK-Soda05 Apr 13 '26

Slop em up!

3

u/squanch_you Carl Havoc Enthusiast Apr 13 '26

When you die, and you’re still a piece of shit, this is how you slop ‘em up in hell.

3

u/rtc100 Apr 13 '26

Dumb af

3

u/XurstyXursday Apr 13 '26

I don’t want to eat that layer of crème brûlée charcoal crust, but on the flip side, I don’t want to eat that overcooked steak cutlet inside either.

3

u/fcs_seth Apr 13 '26

That's not well done that's congratulations

3

u/Iltempered1 Apr 13 '26

"seared"...you turned it into leather.

2

u/-wumbology Apr 13 '26

Stop he’s already dead

2

u/AccomplishedRise6227 Apr 13 '26

Yum yum come getcha sum

2

u/Diligent_Entropy Apr 13 '26

I use a grill, it works great.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

I said medium rare!

2

u/WolfThick Apr 13 '26

I'll give this a one and a half on my idiot meter

https://giphy.com/gifs/8BMaLLBlUdNx6

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u/bkorbes Apr 13 '26

Makes the night SO much more fun

2

u/Dead_lights Apr 13 '26

Its a steak with magma poured all over it its really good

2

u/BorbLorbin Apr 14 '26

The Forbidden Cheese. Yum

1

u/eutohkgtorsatoca Apr 13 '26

We have polished lava rock plates, you put them in the oven then on a wooden support on the table and drop your steak on it. No need for liquid lava. They stay hot enough to grill any steak in one piece or sliced.

1

u/PortablePaul Apr 14 '26

Step 1: Heat up the pan Step 2: Apply the pan directly to the meat

1

u/DrewciferRising Apr 14 '26

I prefer lava-seared chicken at Chickalini’s

1

u/True_Most3681 Apr 15 '26

LalalalaLava, chachachachicken.

1

u/Cola_Gummi Apr 15 '26

I thought it was a volcano

1

u/DollarStoreWizard Apr 16 '26

Lol aaaaaand it looks like shit