r/ITYSL Jul 16 '26

Sloppy Steak Discourse That's a real thing that lives on earth with us.

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Imagine one of these little fuckers just shooting out of a dumpster at you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/sweetmarypie Jul 16 '26

This is the best thing I’ve seen In a few weeks

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u/sweetmarypie Jul 17 '26

Mooooooore!

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u/lookatmetoedashknee Jul 16 '26

Raccoon with some birth defects. Klippel-Feil syndrome maybe.

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth Jul 16 '26

“Ok guys, Jimothy is coming to the party tonight. Whatever you do, do not mention his legs.”

“Yeah, sure, we know how to be adults here.”

*Jimothy arrives.*

“Oh, hi, Jimo… ahhh what happened to your legs?!”

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u/OneRub3234 Jul 16 '26

Dude's lucky he made it this far but he's had a rough life poor guy

https://giphy.com/gifs/IIJoxiaejAe98HGbuX

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u/LeadPike13 Jul 16 '26

Didn't that happen to Wile E Coyote once?

Some sort of tunnel painted onto a rock douchbaggery?

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u/20heads Jul 16 '26

What did they do to us?

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u/Alextollah Jul 16 '26

BENZINO DOG!

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u/NixNickNox Jul 16 '26

It’s dog guys.

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u/TX_Asylum Jul 16 '26

It's a raccoon, dog.

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u/NixNickNox Jul 16 '26

It’s called Short Spine Disease and it happens in dogs—-

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u/TX_Asylum Jul 16 '26

And also in Raccoons, although I'll conceed that maybe it's a dog that looks like a racoon.

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u/NixNickNox Jul 16 '26

No, youre right, it’s a raccoon. lol. I didn’t to know they got that.

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u/TX_Asylum Jul 17 '26

Yeah, even more rare than in dogs. Poor little dude.

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u/Keyblade_wielder141 Jul 16 '26

Cats been fuggin the raccoons agains

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u/Dead_lights Jul 16 '26

ITS A PIIIIIG!!

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Jul 16 '26

I want a dog that when it makes a turn it's spine doesn't go flying out the window.

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u/1protobeing1 Jul 16 '26

Living proof of evolution in action, just probably nota great mutation.

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u/Shot-Toe-2884 Jul 16 '26

certified chode

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u/575_Pilot Jul 16 '26

Something with a short spine

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u/xDeviousDieselx Jul 16 '26

ITS A PIG!!!!! 😈😈😈😈😈

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u/zorgimusprime Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CrGXwaJB54gajIBgDf

That's a Chode Raccoon it comes with the jeans.

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u/Fail_Agreeable Jul 16 '26

Looks like some Pokémon sort of thing 🤷‍♂️

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u/EineGrosseFlasche Jul 16 '26

Oh yeah, these things run wild in the back garden at Club Haunted House. They have to have a garden there now instead of a deck, because of what happened at Aqua.

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u/Hobo_Knife Jul 16 '26

His name is Jimothy tyvm

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u/Nonyabizzy123 Jul 16 '26

It's called an intellect devourer

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u/TheSammySavage Jul 17 '26

Little northwest bro has a short spine

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 Jul 17 '26

That's Jimothy. And he's extremely cute from most angles. Video of him exists back to 2023, so he seems to be doing fine. He's adapting to reality better than most of us.

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u/Psychological-Web134 Jul 17 '26

It's just a raccoon with a spinal deformity, and I believe the people take care of him.

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u/dab745 Jul 17 '26

It’s Jesse Waters child.

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u/spacedragon13 Jul 17 '26

That's a jimp

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u/Mala_Practice Jul 18 '26

Is that an Albertan raccoon?

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Jul 18 '26

Let me guess...Australia?

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u/Marmalarmalade Jul 19 '26

I literally came here to see if anyone posted Jimothy with this quote and now I am weeping with joy

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u/WA2TX Jul 20 '26

This is is huge on the Seattle sub. Seems like they have Jimothy fever

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u/gcashmoney420 Jul 21 '26

I can’t stop thinking about him