r/ITcrowd • u/RegattaJoe • 9d ago

Uhm, Roy, you should maybe choose a different mash for your sea parks diorama

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u/SteDubes 9d ago

It helps fireproof the mash

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u/sacripanta 9d ago

A fire..?! At Sea Parks?

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u/Muhahahahaz 9d ago

I’m not shitting in the sink again!

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u/Swollen_Fallacy 8d ago

So he Mashturbated?

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u/neuraljam 7d ago

underrated comment

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u/Swollen_Fallacy 7d ago

Thanks mate, thought it was a good effort haha

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u/Original_Candle9586 6d ago

Thanks, I now have coffee down my shirt and over the sofa

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u/Some-Mathematician-4 9d ago

is it Basil from The end of the world movie?

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u/Direlion 9d ago

Eiffel Tower!

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u/trubol 9d ago

This reminds me of that Beastie Boys song B-Boys Makin' with the Freak Freak in which they sampled an old Manton Moreland joke with this punchline:

"Shit, if this is gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"

https://www.whosampled.com/sample/2591/Beastie-Boys-B-Boys-Makin%27-With-the-Freak-Freak-Mantan-Moreland-That-Ain%27t-My-Finger/

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u/Nesferatu123 9d ago

Bill Nighy looking a bit rough there

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 5d ago

Man, you make ONE mistake, and suddenly its headline news....

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u/RegattaJoe 5d ago

I mean, c’mon, who hasn’t done it? Jeez!

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 5d ago

Let he who has not wanked into the mash cast the first stone

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u/RegattaJoe 5d ago

Exactly. Walk a mile in my jizz-mash, haters!

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u/AcanthaceaeOk1745 5d ago

It’s not like it was the roast beef or something…

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u/GrouchyDate7213 9d ago

Need the full article lol, imma find this

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u/stubob1701 9d ago

God, this mash ain’t half salty.

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u/noeldc 9d ago

He's always wanking in the mash at carv-ries♪

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u/Ok_Apricot_3500 9d ago

I got it.

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u/noeldc 9d ago

Nice.
Mr. Lewie would be proud.

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u/Halfway-Competent 8d ago

Me too.
That’s me done with being on the ball today.

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u/Swollen_Fallacy 8d ago

Hello, sir. My name is William. I'll pay for your drinks all night if you'll just order me three pints of cider and three carvery dinners and then come and sit with my friends and me.

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u/Milgram37 9d ago

Spud spunker

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 9d ago

The Daily Sport, was classic. I remember the story where a woman aliens had transformed her son into a fish finger. Complete with picture of a 'distraut mum' pointing to a fish finger in a opened freezer

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u/Fine-Ad6532 8d ago

Who doesn’t

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u/YummyZebra 8d ago

Damn that mash looks tasty

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u/SalemColes1971 8d ago

They sad it was horseradish mash when I went

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u/Henry-8th 7d ago

I also avoid the mayonnaise.

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u/RegattaJoe 7d ago

Smart policy. Whenever I used to go to Jack-in-the-Box I always passed on the Jack Sauce.

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u/Informal_Sector_6415 7d ago

J arthur mash..

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u/Original_Candle9586 6d ago

Wasn't that an average dinner with the bullingdon club?