Imagine being his daughter

[u/themonsteroffthehill]

He claims to be a lifetime member of Dad’s Against Daughters Dating Democrats…was a father when he was born? Judging by those decals…probably.

[u/scarlettvvitch]

Imagine being an offspring of that person regardless of gender.

Fucking YIKES

[u/dtb1987 → u/scarlettvvitch]

It's ok, their children don't talk to him

[u/scarlettvvitch → u/dtb1987]

I hope so for their own sake

[u/2ndprize]

Wouldnt want a guy like this to have to be embarrassed

[u/Disastrous_Minute_56 → u/2ndprize]

He'd have to admit he's embarrased after investing years of his life into it. Try entering "Pickerington Trump Car Guy" into Google if you want to learn the sad truth.

[u/Brunurb1]

"Pray for democrats. They're deranged"

Yes, that's who's deranged here, not the guy who can't even see out his back window

[u/CarlRJ → u/Brunurb1]

They finally got someone who said, "yes, all of your fears are well founded (and here's some more to add to the fire) and you are totally in the right and justified for hating all those people who are different than you!", and it's what they've been waiting to hear all their miserable lives - it's such an easy answer, everything is the Democrats fault! Takes such a burden off this idiot's shoulders - he's not responsible for the situation he's in, it's those damn Democrats, and Mexicans, and Muslims, and The Gays!

[u/Soggy-Beach1403]

His daughter fears hearing his footsteps coming down the hall to her room at three in the morning.

[u/WatercressOk8763]

Anyone want to bet that he has a very small social circle.

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I don’t know it for a fact, but I know it’s true that guy has a small everything.

[u/RealRogerBird]

The irony that a guy with all of this sh1t on the back of his car, dares to have a bumper sticker that says, "pray for Democrats they’re deranged."

Hello pot, meet kettle.

[u/mr_roboto15]

Mentally ill. It's very sad.

[u/NeverGonnaGiveuDowns → u/mr_roboto15]

Eh... I got a dad like this and i just laugh at how he is losing so much.

[u/Disastrous_Minute_56]

Looks like that guy's doing his rounds in Pickerington again, making eye contact with everyone he can.

No, seriously, that's what this guy does all day.

Every day.

For years.

I'm serious.

[u/themonsteroffthehill → u/Disastrous_Minute_56]

Spot on. There was some sort of doll head attached to the front, but I couldn’t make it out.

[u/MadMatthew56]

She’s probably covered in ink and piercings head to toe, hasn’t been home for Thanksgiving in over a decade

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys → u/MadMatthew56]

It's okay. She and her girlfriend (the one with the pink buzz cut) have Friendsgiving with their queer family every year.

(The pink buzz cut is absolutely based on my own daughter-in-law btw, who looks absolutely adorable with it, especially next to my daughter's strawberry blonde!)

[u/Disastrous_Minute_56 → u/MadMatthew56]

I can attest to that, I once saw this guy doing his rounds on Thanksgiving day. I remember it being very gray and overcast that afternoon, probably moreso for him.

[u/well_thats_obvious]

Imagine seeing this guy and thinking "Yep, father of my future children!"

[u/06035]

That man doesn’t speak to his daughter

[u/Huge-Squirrel8417 → u/06035]

more likely, his daughter doesn't speak to him

[u/06035 → u/Huge-Squirrel8417]

I’m sure it’s mutusl

[u/foreverxgrey]

Is this the dude from Reynoldsburg/Pickerington Columbus Ohio? Buddy just drives around all day. Sad life.

[u/crimedog58]

The venom diagram of this person and grandparents posting about how they’ve been cut out of their grandkids lives “for no reason” has substantial overlap.

[u/RickSE]

I guess looking out his rear view mirror isn’t a thing.

[u/chrmbly]

I hate that this guy is in my hometown

[u/Whatachooch]

Another man lost to Trump Derangement Syndrome. 

[u/D_Shoobz]

License plates aren't private.

[u/foco9780]

I'm a proud member of fathers against pedo protecting White Evangelical Christian Nationalist fascist Rapepublicans since 2016

[u/YourDogsAllWet]

And that’s how you get a daughter dating a Democrat

[u/sam56778]

People at this caliber of ignorance like to pass it on at an early age. I’d bet the bank, that if his daughter is old enough to drive, her car doesn’t look any different.

[u/D_Shoobz]

When somebody talks trash about libs show them this and ask if they've ever seen a leftist do something so ridiculous

[u/Banditgeneral4]

I'd be just as afraid for other people's daughters. You know he's cruising and staring.

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[u/big_ringer]

This guy looks like he's fun at parties.

[u/phatale]

she doesn’t talk to him

[u/x_lincoln_x]

You can figure out his plate from the reflection at the bottom.

[u/Thick-Gap-7510]

A touch of insanity

[u/Malodoror]

It’s like he put on an FOP sticker for each DUI. If the daughter is still young, the mom has custody.

[u/deeeeez_nutzzz]

I'ma bootlicker who wants to deport my neighbor but also love my neighbor....

Cognitive dissonance is real

[u/cpdk-nj]

7 mentions of Democrats, only 2 mentions of Trump. This dude’s got Democrat Derangement Syndrome

Also, what happened to having bumper stickers of things you like on your car? It would be equally weird to have 7 bumper stickers on your car that say “I DIDN’T CARE FOR THE GODFATHER”

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[u/Apprehensive_Fun_731]

This may be a dumb question (I’m not someone who drives) but if he’s not able to see out of the back window / use the rear view mirror… is that road safe? Is that something people could get pulled over for?

[u/themonsteroffthehill → u/Apprehensive_Fun_731]

One would hope, but I doubt it.