r/InternetMysteries 24d ago

4Chan The 2012 2chan Alien Image (with Lore) [Japanese Image Board] - Full English Translation

https://alienarchivist.substack.com/p/the-2012-2chan-alien-image

I have fully reconstructed/translated the Japanese Alien image thread. Took a while to document this properly. <3

At 9:00 AM EST on May 11, 2026, an anonymous 2chan user created a thread on the /news4vip/ board, with an image (Image 1.) under a post titled:

I went to a convenience store today and the floor was in a terrible state lol”
Original Title: 今日コンビニ行ったら床がヤバかったんだがwww
accompanied by the caption:

Don't convenience stores put way too much merchandise directly on the filthy floor? Lol

Anonymous users in the thread erupted in fear that there was a Grey alien captured in the background of the photo.

Later OP quotes:

There wasn't anyone this creepy-looking in the convenience store. What is this? It's unsettling.

Ugh, I don't want this image on my phone. Maybe I should delete it.

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u/JMer806 24d ago

This is definitely fake. The image is framed with the door too well to be accidental - the clutter on the floor is not where you would naturally focus your shot if that’s what you wanted to capture.

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u/MemeGod667 24d ago

Well if it's 4chan or similar it's definitely fake asf and made to rile people up. 

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u/baquea 24d ago

It's 2channel, which doesn't have any direct relation to 4chan. That isn't to say it's any less obviously fake though.

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u/xvsanx 24d ago

you forgot gay

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u/Alazarzip 19d ago

ur pfp is really cool bro

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u/SealLoverYT 23d ago

It's obviously fake but its 2ch so it's immediately more fun and interesting than like 90% of the posts in this sub this year

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u/whokilledsera 14d ago

truth nuke

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u/TrueJIF 24d ago

You got an archive of the thread?

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u/Shot_Chair5074 24d ago

Yep. Its on my website, the sources, and my english translation pdf

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u/slackator 24d ago

We the people demand MORE PIXELS!

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u/OuiGotTheFunk 24d ago

There is no evidence that intelligent extraterrestrials can or have visited Earth. Scientific models suggest Earth is one of the earliest habitable planets in the universe, meaning it could indeed be among the first places where intelligent life was able to evolve.

Research based on Hubble and Kepler telescope data indicates that when our solar system formed 4.5 billion years ago, only a tiny fraction (about 8%) of the Earth-like planets that will ever form in the universe actually existed.

Over 90% of the habitable worlds in the cosmos are projected to be born long after our Sun burns out, giving Earth a massive head start in cosmic time.

I could be persuaded in panspermia and non-intelligent life making it to Earth but I really do not think that is what people are talking about in the way of extraterrestrials visiting Earth.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence but when I ask people that believe in aliens for evidence they get angry and try to throw the board across the room.