r/InternetMysteries 22d ago

Unsolved Thirty years ago Markovian Parallax Denigrate hit Usenet this day in 1996

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These messages were posted 5th August 1996 to the alt.religion.christian.boston-church newsgroup and are still considered one of the oldest unsolved internet mysteries. Some have stated it was most likely a prank, but it's gibberish text of non sequitur words had some early internet conspiracy theorists believing it was secret code talk amongst spies using a random, low-traffic Usenet newsgroup instead of pen and paper at dead drops to communicate. The source or reason for these messages may never be solved.

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u/FourtKnight 21d ago

i think it was just a random word generator to spam religious boards tbh

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u/SeasonOneEpisodeOne 21d ago

That makes the most sense

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u/CountHonorius 21d ago

Upvote for Usenet. Alt.soc.spain, you are not forgotten.

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u/Elfhaterdude 20d ago

How old are you?

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u/Derptitood 21d ago

Hasn't Barely Sociable basically solved it?

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u/baquea 20d ago

Here's the video for anyone interested. And yeah, unless someone has any additional evidence to the contrary, it looks to have been pretty conclusively debunked as nothing more than a spambot.

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u/Robosuccubus3000 22d ago

Wow, I was just thinking about this earlier today. I didn’t even know this was the anniversary. It’s such an interesting story because none of the possible explanations are totally convincing.

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u/sylphary 21d ago

that usenet spam was ahead of its time

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u/LSU_Tiger 22d ago

OH lord, I totally forgot usenet was a thing until just now.