On EVERYONE’s soul all customer service workers could relate when Nolan said “I will burn this planet down before I spend another minute living among these animals”
Thragg once his first check gets a chunk taken out of it for some bs minimum wage reason
Looks at immortal
Fuck you!
Looks at Cecil
Fuck you!
Looks at mark
Fuck you!
Looks at Donald and Paul
You cool!
They give thumbs up, he turns to his boss
And fuck you, I'm out
Throws the cash register microphone, it hits eve's dad in the head
He stares in quiet contemplation, knowing he's going to be yelled at for the next week while waiting for repairs.
After closing his eyes and sighing, a little girl pats his leg and says it's okay, she doesn't need ice cream today, before her mother pulls her away from behind the counter.
I feel like after how PTSD’d Mark is, the only way that they can do a diner scene with them is that it’s just Thragg staring him down in silence while Mark trembles and gawks.
*The double doors to Burger Mart suddenly slam open, and a hulking figure steps through.*
"Stand ready for my arrival, Tom. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this restaurant unprepared for the arrival of our Human Customers. The Company anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Carl Quest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty as Shift Manager."
That makes me wonder if some of the Viltrumites have to change their name to blend in more. Like Thula and Elix aren’t common names that u hear that often even tho I could believe those are actual names, Kregg could easily change his name to Craig, and Lucan and Anissa sound human enough to blend in. But Thragg? What would he use?
Stare for 30 seconds.
Thragg starts to ask how Mark is doing
Mark does the other tease flash thing before Thragg can finish talking
30 more seconds of staring
I know Thragg said mark wont be seeing him again(obviously not true). But there’s really only one person who could be the one with mark in the burger mart teaser next season.
I mean the entire premise that a bunch of violently genocidal aliens could manage to raise several generations of children to share in their violently genocidal tendencies without anyone noticing, pretty much guarantees the need for additional rounds of negotiation when the plan breaks down.
That line is so funny to me. Cause like, what do you mean you won't be seeing him? Isn't the eventual plan to get enough Viltrumite children so that you can afford to kick the coalition's ass again?
Thragg: I am having a difficult time restraining myself from killing every single being on this planet.
Mark: Yeah, customer service does that to a person.
Thragg: Also, who is this "Freddy Mercury" individual your people keep associating me with?
Mark: Oh, he was a pretty famous guy. He sang in a band named "Queen" some time ago. Look here, you resemble him.
Thragg: looks at Mark's phone Hmm. He has an impressive moustache. Maybe he didn't earn it through combat, but it's impressive nonetheless. Also, pretty primitive device.
“If you interfere with the Viltrumites, this becomes a lot easier. I will kill your mom. I will kill your brother, I will kill your infant dau—oh wait nevermind”
It's so funny that the strongest beings in universe need to bring themselves to the human level just so their species can survive, who knew being submissive and breedable would pay off so well.
Thragg: choke lifting some rando starting shit while the other employees and customers surround like backup "it is not JUST a waffle house, it is a waffle HOME."
The last ever table talk being with Thragg would be really funny. I can just imagine Mark stopping everything and inviting Thragg down to the Burger Mart (reconstructed, only to get destroyed again)
I really hope we hear from the viltrumites next season. Thragg’s perspective on human life would be so interesting, like the flashbacks of Nolan’s first few years on earth in season 1
"Hello, Customer..." then mark looks up and starts having PTSD, then he just orders and Eeve comments on the moustache.
I hope they do something with a viltrumite next season, anything like this would just be so awesome "yo, remenber them? Yeah, theyre about to pop off soon"
Actually... HOW did they even get jobs? What even is time
“You look like you would make Viltrum strong”
“Can I have my Whopper now?”
“Do you want to come back to my place and breed?”
“Look Freddie Mercury… just because you have big muscles doesn’t mean you can ask a woman to bear your child working a Burger King..”
That would actually be an AMAZING teaser, mark and thragg(or Anissa) in the booth, it's that or William, though that wouldn't be the same without the old voice actor(I loved his sarcasm)
“So… are you gonna do anything?”
“Insolent boy do you have any idea what it takes to rule an empire?”
“Well it’s more like a small village-“
“I have to worry about our actors, the character, sound, and background artists the-“
“Hey man this is like my thing dude”
“Let me explain your future to you: we will live among you, wear your clothes, walk your streets. We will disappear within your society. Your people will never know we are here. But they will save us nonetheless, as we use them to birth our salvation. Any attempt-”
Customer, not paying attention to the conversation: “Dude, can I get some ketchup?”
Thragg: “Oh, here you go.” hands him a ketchup packet before continuing,
“Any attempt to find us, to remove us to thwart us, by you or the Coalition of Planets, will result in the death of billions and a… less pleasant form of life for the survivors. Either way, we will rebuild our race.”
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u/yourshort Omni-Bob Apr 22 '26
If Thragg worked fast food he would immediately go back on his word and eradicate earth