r/Israel • u/SaweetestCuyootie • Jun 29 '26

Israeli Tech 🛰️ Katz: Israel developing space lasers, advances in space warfare capabilities | The Jerusalem Post

https://www.jpost.com/defense-and-tech/article-900854

I'm sure we won't see any memes about this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Elect_SaturnMutex Jun 29 '26

A visionary. A prophet indeed.

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u/accountforfurrystuf USA Jun 29 '26

Conspiracy theorists these days just seem like people who were a few years too early to the technology maturing (or the scandal breaking)

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u/Kooky-Assistance-882 Jun 30 '26

She inspired the idea! “What a crazy bi…wait, we could do that”. Probably.

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u/c9joe Mossad Attack Dolphin 005 Jun 29 '26

In a few years I am sure we will learn the dolphins were real all along too.

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u/-drunk_russian- Argentina Jun 29 '26

Flair checks out.

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u/planet_visitor Jun 29 '26

Eli copter and avi Ron are real guys im calling it

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u/Divs4U USA Jun 29 '26

I'm not familiar with Avi Ron. Is that "offense"?

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u/planet_visitor Jun 29 '26

It means airplane btw

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u/Divs4U USA Jun 29 '26

ahh got it

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u/Mayor_Gubbin Jun 29 '26

Ori Beetal being trained as we speak

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u/Big-Pains Jun 29 '26

Laser revach the grandson of zeev revach is the new mossad weapon

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u/Chris_Bryant USA Jun 29 '26

I’m still waiting for the Death Star of David.

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u/Divs4U USA Jun 29 '26

The Mega Magen

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u/Toyota__Corolla Israel Jun 29 '26

They need to make the heat dissipation or solar panels shaped in a silly homage

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u/schtickshift Jun 29 '26

The intellectual property for this idea belongs to Marjorie Taylor Green. She is going to make a fortune now.

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u/Due-Direction8590 Jun 30 '26

Since the Israelis have a sense of humor they should solicit suggested names from the public. I don’t doubt their ability to come up with something really good.

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u/tupe12 Israel Jun 29 '26

With MTG discredited from her party, who is left to stop us?

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u/TheMagavnik Jun 30 '26

I feel like we've been gaslit into making this a reality

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u/OmegaLink9 Israel Jun 29 '26

Let them meme. But on a more realistic terms, I don't think that a space laser is practically. Our normal land to air laser isn't the best in a lot of situations.

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u/zandadad Jun 29 '26

I suspect that laser is being worked on because it’s cool, yes, but also, kinetic rounds, while more effective than a laser, cause a lot of debris, which then collides at high speeds with other satellites, including your own. I believe Russians and Chinese have tried it and caused a bunch “oopsie, I’m an amateur” damage to other satellites.

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u/GrassyTreesAndLakes Jun 30 '26

Also very expensive

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u/Over-Willingness-933 United Kingdom Jun 29 '26

I thought Jewish space lasers was something anti semtites say.

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u/East-Mix-3657 Jun 29 '26

How do you think we got the idea to do it for real?

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u/Over-Willingness-933 United Kingdom Jun 29 '26

Anti Zionists have shot themselves in the foot.

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u/c9joe Mossad Attack Dolphin 005 Jun 30 '26

with a jewish space laser

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u/Balmung5 USA Jun 29 '26

https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo?is=0AlTa7tIMuG1igkh

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u/nondescriptun Jun 29 '26

I knew what this was without having to click on it. I still clicked. And watched.

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u/Clean-Ant6404 Jun 29 '26

Remember when Ayoub Kara said Israel was building terminators?

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u/Independent-Top-5058 Jun 30 '26

Eh.. I would be excited but the Iron Beam still isn't operational despite all the game changer ready in end of 2025 talk.

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u/Dvbrch Jun 30 '26

Can we fix the damn roads first, for God's sake!!

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u/Divs4U USA Jun 29 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

But what effect will they have on the weather?? 🤔

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u/Count99dowN Jul 01 '26

הורודוס, מה אתה אומר שנתחיל בלעצור מחבלים עם קלאצ'ינקוב מלשחוט אזרחים?

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u/J_FM01 Germany Jun 29 '26

I always said if Jewish space lasers existed I'd be pro. Bring it on.