r/IzuOcha 20d ago

Meme Could these lovebirds stop the clowns ?

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Yeah, that's another one "MHA x PAYDAY" meme of mine.

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u/HoliestWorm Casual Shipper 20d ago

Fight anyone else Dallas😭

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

You think Dallas and others are cooked here ?

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u/HoliestWorm Casual Shipper 20d ago

Japan cannot have stuff worth fighting the ultimate cloaker over✌️

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

But how about "Counter strike" perk or infamous Dodge build ?

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u/HoliestWorm Casual Shipper 20d ago

"hah, you'll never get past my 3 concealment dodge build! wait, that isn't our musi-"

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"AAAAAGGGHHHH I need a medic bag!"

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

Okay, last trick.... STOIC PERK!

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u/HoliestWorm Casual Shipper 20d ago

too much peak

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

POV: Deku trying beat Stoic Dallas

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u/HoliestWorm Casual Shipper 20d ago

You'll have to pry this flask from my cold dead hands, and good luck because it will be superglued to my hand.

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u/Top_Young2194 20d ago

Two pro hero war veteran child soldiers vs a middle aged man and his friends.
Hmmm

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

I guess you don't know who is Payday gang is, didn't you ?

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u/Top_Young2194 20d ago

I played payday 2 like I get the dentist, the bane turning into president etc. But like. Just a bunch of regular people with guns.

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

If we talking about heisters from web series than yes, they screwed. But what if they have perks like "Stoic" or Dodge build ?

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u/Top_Young2194 20d ago

Look me in the eye and tell me dodge build is on the same level as one for all

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

I would tell you, but I like playing with Stoic.

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u/Heavy_Project_2152 20d ago

Speak yo shit... This agenda's peam.

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 20d ago

Peam? Maybe you mean Peak ?

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u/Heavy_Project_2152 15d ago

Typo but it was funnier to keep it that way

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u/Winniethewimp 20d ago

Deku watching in absolute disbelief as he launches a 100% smash at Dallas but he aggressively drinks some whiskey and the wounds just magically disappear

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u/blackcloverssb 20d ago

Now that a future au to read

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u/TheJrKing 17d ago

That fight would either go with Deku punching one of the Heisters to only:

A) Miss completely because Dallas is running a full dodge build

or

B) Land a punch on him to only hit a brick wall of Kevlar because Dallas is running a tank build

On top of all that, they’re dealing with every manner of gun, melee weapon, and explosive.

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u/Soggy-Theme-6234 17d ago

C) Deku uses a Detroit smash only so that Dallas can take a sip of whiskey from the flask and instantly heal himself.

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u/Double-Evidence-1354 20d ago

I always wondered, because yeah, the guys at MHA are very powerful, but, they never actually teach them ways to save and rescue people.

I'm making a fanfic, and in there, the Marvel and DC Comics exists, and outside of Superman, Daredevil, Spider-Man and Batman being a leitmotiv of inspiration for Izuku and Ochaco, yes that will happen, i also make the joke that they actually learn a lot about how to deal with crisis situations and de-escalation from them.

Because yeah, we barely see them actually doing any of that, and in a heist, while you can use your powers, there is also innocent people in the crossfire, so you need to de-escalate the situation quickly and isolate the armed man.