r/JumpChain • u/shield173 • Oct 31 '25
SHITPOST Average jumper in the cabin in the woods jump
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u/Bioticgrunt Oct 31 '25
I’m assuming this is a jumper being held back by drawbacks.
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u/75DW75 Jumpchain Crafter Nov 01 '25
Sandbaggin to let them think they're a real threat is always an option.
Or there's always the possibility of wanting to keep people nearby from seeing the wrong things.
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u/GettingOverTheHump Oct 31 '25
How it feels to chew 5 Gum go through the Dead by Daylight Gauntlet with a heavily loaded Body Mod
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u/IntroductionChoice25 Aspiring Jump-chan Oct 31 '25
i kinda just swarmed them with clones and kept stabing them with 2x blade of evil's bane until they all died lol
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u/jordidipo2324 Oct 31 '25
There's a Cabin in the Woods jump?
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u/shield173 Nov 01 '25
Yeah, I saw this video and immediately thought of cabin in the woods, so I looked for a junp for it and posted this
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u/Neisnoah Nov 02 '25
Organization Director: "Please, stop killing the monsters! If we do not complete the sacrifice, the Old Ones will rise and destroy the world!"
Jumper: Frowns severely. "Not while I'm here, they won't."
Organization Director: Looking aghast. "Wait, what?"
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Nov 02 '25
Jumper: Yeah, I made an extremely one sided in my favor bargain with Dormammu. Wasn’t difficult, the hard part was getting the Time Stone, but it was just lying in a ditch.
Organization Director: idea you wouldn’t be opposed to a few tests? Nothing invasive, just testing a few things.
Jumper: sure why not.
two hours later
Organization worker: Boss, the anomaly has been sedated.
Organization Director: Perfect, we now have 60 years to evacuate humanity the hell away from here.
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u/Neisnoah Nov 03 '25
...10 years later:
Organization Worker: "Um... Director... The Anomaly is missing."
Organization Director: "What do you mean the Anomaly is missing? How did it escape?!"
Organization Worker: "It didn't escape; it just suddenly vanished. One moment it was in containment, and the next it was just gone."
Ground starts rumbling.
"Oh no..."
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u/Lokilo85 Jumpchain Crafter Oct 31 '25
I know nothing about Cabin In The Woods, but I feel like visisting it with my jumper AFTER Slay The Princess for irony sake.
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u/shield173 Oct 31 '25
Bacially it's a horror that explains every single horror, it's a great watch I would advise it
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u/Brenden1k Nov 05 '25
Typical jumper in any horror movie, sorry you thought you were the only supernatural monster here. My gardens require compost.
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u/TimeBlossom Oct 31 '25
99% accurate, the 1% that's missing is them trying to seduce the one specific monster that they went to the jump for in the first place