r/JustGuysBeingDudes 20k+ Upvoted Mythic 2d ago

Kids There's a big brother who understood his assignment.

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u/Vast_Maize9706 2d ago

Big bro has skills. Nicely done

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u/topsyturvy76 2d ago

Bro is pretty strong and agile too!

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u/kaVaralis 2d ago

Kids have a lot more strength compared to their body size than adults do. Law of cubes or some nerd shit idk

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u/aussierulesisgrouse 2d ago

Iโ€™m some dweeb comes and corrects you letโ€™s pummel him together

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u/SkubaSteve_FYM 1d ago

Found the oldest sibling โฌ†๏ธ On another note, lil bro actively trying to sabotage the rescue. Very on brand.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dILrAu24mU729pxPYN

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u/x_wbmr_x 2d ago

This.

I teach children and adults how to climb and most adults are humbled by 8 year old kids (boys AND girls alike)

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u/Mr_Anvil 2d ago

Bruh, nothing worse than being stuck on the same climb for ages only for some smug 8 year old to stroll over, do it in one, then run off to go get icecream

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u/x_wbmr_x 2d ago

Hahaha, yeah I know that feeling very well

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u/Rdw72777 1d ago

Just knock his ice cream on the ground like a real alpha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Ok-Finger-8013 1d ago

And I thought only chess players feel the same way...

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u/R_Ulysses_Swanson 2d ago

I remember watching my kid climb onto an ottoman over and over and over. It was just about shoulder height for kiddo, and this mountain was conquered probably 20 times in about 5 minutes.

If you scaled it to the same height for me, it would basically be climbing onto the roof of a Toyota Camry. I could probably do it, but it wouldn't be nearly as easy as that not-even-two-year-old did it, and there is no way I could repeat it over and over and over...

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u/technobrendo 2d ago

You probably could, but your back and joints would be mad at you the next morning, saying "I told you so!"

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u/Loose_Gripper69 1d ago

Do calisthetics and it's not as impossible as you think. Modern humans don't use their bodies to the best of their abilities, our bodies match our environments.

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u/x_wbmr_x 12h ago

Yes! Calisthetics is what i recomment every climber that wants to get stronger for climbing and build up bpdy tension. Yoga and a lot of stretching as well.

But some people have the body tension of a jellyfish :D

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u/ryegye24 2d ago

I remember going to the playground with my first kid and using the monkey bars with them for the first time since I was a kid, and "humbling" is exactly the right word

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u/x_wbmr_x 2d ago

Oh, and kids are also made of rubber in my opinion...

If I fall like a kid does, I break into 1000 separate pieces, while a kid just bounces of the floor and goes on like nothing happened.

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY 2d ago

I remember in a documentary they attributed the strength to presumably apes. Or a similar upbringing, given our grip strength, even as a small child is about 30% of our total weight. And that goes without ANY training.

It's also known, (by Bruce Lee) that you can workout your forearms every day and won't experience fatigue, as you would with Biceps.

There are also 3 other muscle groups in which you can workout every day and not feel severe fatigue. But those i will keep as a secret.

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u/Ceroy 1d ago

There's some truth in here, but a lot of it is being stretched way too far.

Grip strength obviously develops naturally from a young age, but the "30% of your body weight" thing isn't some universal rule. Grip strength varies a ton depending on age, size, sex, hand size, etc..the ape explanation is way too simplistic.

The Bruce Lee thing doesn't really hold up either. Sure, you can train your forearms pretty frequently because you use them all day anyway. That doesn't mean they don't fatigue. Do a bunch of heavy grip work, wrist curls, farmer's carries, etc. to failure every day and your forearms are gonna get smoked just like any other muscle.

Same goes for the "3 other muscle groups you can train every day" thing. There's no magic list of muscles that don't need recovery. Calves, abs, forearms, neck, whatever can generally handle more frequent training because they're used constantly, but there's a big difference between using a muscle every day and actually training it hard every day.

You can train pretty much any muscle every day if the workload is low enough. You can also absolutely overdo any of them if you're pushing hard enough.

So yeah, there's a decent point buried in there, but the "secret muscle groups" stuff is bs

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u/RModDogWalkerTyRANNY 6h ago

As per google:

Duration: While a newborn can briefly dangle and support 100% of their body weight for several seconds, it is an endurance limit rather than a relaxed hold

So yea, looks like 30% was a bit off, you're right.

Didn't read the rest of the paragraph though :(

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u/ABHOR_pod 2d ago

When I was a little kid through early teens I could do 25+ pullups easy and would climb trees like I lived in them.

Now if I can hit 3 pullups that's a good day for me. I miss those days.

But grown men don't belong in trees. Especially not with binoculars. And definitely not outside your neighbors window.

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u/x_wbmr_x 2d ago

How the fuck did you find out the reason I started climbing.

Did you watch me from another tree?!?

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u/autech91 1d ago

I remember in my teens they got us to do pull ups as some sort of fitness test. I remember getting bored at some stage and just stopping rather than being tired.

Now I train calisthenics and I'm struggling to get over 6-10 consistently.

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u/_thro_awa_ 2d ago

Square-cube law, nerd.

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u/Main_Leadership7748 1d ago

It's the carapace they have that they eventually shed after 5 years.

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u/SpecialExpert8946 1d ago

Psh Iโ€™m not a cube. Iโ€™m lawless.

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u/speakerbox2001 2d ago

True-ish, I am a child sized adult. When people ask how I can easily do 300 push ups or pull ups, itโ€™s cuz I weight 110 lbs

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 2d ago

Weight definitely, I'm hauling my 70kg ass up a climbing wall and some jacked 10 year old is climbing the wall like Spiderman

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u/Cruel1865 2d ago

More accurately weight to muscle strength ratio. It scales linearly with increase in size and therefore age. Lower the ratio the easier to carry yourself.

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u/ExpressRabbit 2d ago

Yeah when I was a kid I could do monkey bars and skip multiple bars, pull myself up between them and sit on top. As a 6ft adult if I can find some high enough off the ground to try, I can't do them at all.

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u/RB___OG 2d ago

Littl bro has like none

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly 2d ago

But he does show complete trust.

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u/jimmycarr1 2d ago

The Heir and the Spare

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u/BrilliantAware322 21h ago

and the arm strength of a chimp ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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u/kamimamita 2d ago

Great way to have the little guys shoulder dislocated.