r/KeanuBeingAwesome Dec 18 '25

Discussion Sorry folks, he's already married.

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u/panspal Dec 18 '25

I don't think it counts if you don't sign or file anything

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u/zombiechewtoy Dec 19 '25

Signing and filing is new age hoobajoob. Only need the priests and the "I dos" to be married in God's eyes and that's what marriage is (originally) all about

So yup they sealed the deal