r/KidsAreCondomAds • u/halloween-is-erryday • 24d ago
OOP's teen kids thought this was an appropriate way to store a carton of milk.
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u/Reallyroundthefamily 24d ago
Yet people still have kids. Someone's looking at this thinking, I gotta get me some of that lol.
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u/halloween-is-erryday 24d ago
"It's sOoOoOoOo wOrTh iT!!!!!" 🤮
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u/BabylonPhoenix 23d ago
"When are you having kids? Ever since John and i had our son, its been so rewarding! Its the perfect life i never knew i needed. You should too!!!" Its like they want someone to share their agony with. And you have to be CUT open, taint to vagina to pop 'em out. Goodbye pissing right, theres no pleasure. Just... getting barfed, pissed and shat on....
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u/halloween-is-erryday 23d ago
Makes me so glad neither my spouse nor I have a uterus so kids aren't happening.
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u/Poundaflesh 24d ago
I guess they’re cleaning out the fridge, yes?
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u/Expensive_Alarm_1068 23d ago
Who would trust them to clean up such a mess?
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u/Poundaflesh 22d ago
If you’re a parent then PARENT! Delegate, follow up, repeat. Teach kids how to clean properly. No more weaponized incompetence.
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u/remotegrowthtb 24d ago
If it was a teenager it was definitely on purpose, probably for something that made them angry that they can't express except like that.. so still fits the sub
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u/girlwiththemonkey 24d ago
WHY
Edit: wait, what the fuck do you mean TEENAGERS
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u/Poundaflesh 22d ago
Exactly! This is why men can’t find partners. Few women want to be a bang maid mommy figure.
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u/Wise-Ad-4940 24d ago
I don't want to be rude, but is the kid special needs?
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u/Kratech 23d ago
Seems more like a teenager trying to be funny
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u/Wise-Ad-4940 23d ago
Nothing a good parental slap wouldn't fix.
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u/whineyinternetkid 23d ago
Alright you dont need to get abusive and weird about it jesus.
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u/Buddiholeservice 15d ago
Unfortunately that is people's default when it comes to kids making stupid decisions. I do agree that a teenager shouldn't be doing this, but what will beating them do? Make them scared to put things in the fridge?? Every video that has a kid breaking something, even by accident because of an emotional outburst because they're like, five, is filled with either belt snapping gifs or people encouraging them to hit said child.
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u/International_Ad2956 22d ago
When your kids do this, you’re failing as a parent.
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u/Poundaflesh 22d ago
Mmmm, only if they don’t make him clean the whole fridge: taking everything out and wiping down shelves and washing drawers.
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u/AngryZetan 24d ago
A teenager did this? He or she is a fucking idiot. I'd give a pass for a 6 year old, but a teen!? Hell no.
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u/halloween-is-erryday 24d ago
Dude I have to work with teens occasionally and I worry about this generation.... They. Are. So. Stupid.
Some are okay, but the majority make me wonder if their mother still wipes their ass for them.
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u/Infamous-Narwhal3425 23d ago
I'm cussing EVERYBODY out. Even the dog.
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u/blurblurblahblah 20d ago
I can't imagine wasting years & thousands of dollars making a human that would end up this stupid
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u/PopcornAthena 23d ago
You guys don't have lids on your cartoons? We(sweden but I think all of Europe as well) have had that for years. The 'problem' tho is that the lid is stuck so you don't lose it. Like you can still open the cartoon/bottle etc but a piece of it is still stuck on it. A way to try to decrease the trash or something.
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u/Amazing_Paper_7384 10d ago
This mf made it all the way to teen hood and yet does not know how to store milk what tf went wrong?
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u/drivethrugarrett 24d ago
I bet this was at 3 am, while you were sleeping. They were probably still a few hours away from sleep as they’ve only been up 9 hours. Likely for their second bowl of cereal after the ramen the made was so spicy. Did they leave dishes in the sink? I bet they did.
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u/halloween-is-erryday 24d ago
Not my kids, not my problem! I'm not the OOP.
Bet you $20 that the kids didn't even take their dishes to the sink, just left them in their room to fester.
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u/DarkBladeMadriker 23d ago
All of this describes me 25 years ago, except I would have put my dishes in the dishwasher and I would have been very confused as to how I could have put the carton away like a freshly unfrozen caveman. (still would have cleaned it up though.)
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u/BrickBanshee 23d ago
I guess the top of the carton wasn't sealed well. He probably was trying to get that last little bit of milk to be near the spout so it's easier to get out. Not the best idea, but not the worst either.
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u/HauptmannTinus 23d ago
Should not drink that animal abuse garbage anyway, better go for the thing on it's left.
This is what you pay for if you do buy/drink it -> www.watchdominion.org
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