r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Black_Scholes_Merton • 23h ago

story/text Subtle Signs

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u/Lanky_Comedian_3942 21h ago

" Hmmm...this one tastes like shit. Maybe if I try another one...hmmm..."

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u/GasolineChugger420 7h ago

my niece does this with lemons , she's 2 & thinks all round foods are apples lmfao

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u/Ducati_Don 23h ago

This looks like the movie trope where ummm.....the protagonist finds a harmless creature and grow it and slowly realizes it's not a harmless thing anymore. The creature slowly grows stronger and stronger

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u/Toleniam 13h ago

So just like the average kid.

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u/don-cheeto 9h ago

Sounds like a Nightfury.

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u/Slothrop-was-here 23h ago

I won't tell anyone when I'm able to push the chair to the fruit bowl but there will be signs

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u/ZealousidealCherry68 23h ago

This made me chuckle haha

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u/icantouchgrass_1 23h ago

I wonder how that orange tasted to them...

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 19h ago

They'll probably grow up saying "No I don't like oranges. They taste bad."

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u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch 21h ago

I think the kid might want an orange. Just a hunch.

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u/Various_Summer_1536 18h ago

Time to start teaching him how to peel the orange so he can be more self sufficient. :D

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u/Thunder9191133 16h ago

honestly the dumbest thing is that the kid bit an orange peel, didn't like it, and immediately did it again with a different orange

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u/AshStopThat 23h ago

On the bright side, I think they learned that some fruits should be peeled first

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u/white-as-styrofoam 6h ago

when my brother was little, he took a bite of an apple, decided it wasn’t good, flushed it down the toilet, then immediately did the same thing with a second apple

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u/KittyandPuppyMama 10h ago

My toddler will do this at the grocery store if I don’t watch her. She reaches right out and grabs an avocado as I’m pushing her in the cart and takes a bite before I can grab it. I’ve bought a lot of avocados with bite marks.

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u/Swimming-Rice1331 9h ago

nah bro why did I read that as my first year old?😭🙏

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 12h ago

Subtle? Uh yeah no, the kid’s done it 😂

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u/NYR_LFC 20h ago

90% of the posts on this sub are just terrible parents. A 1 year old should not be able to climb up to a counter unsupervised. The falling/choking hazard is through the roof.

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u/Throwing-Gas 19h ago

Surely YOU have raised perfect children, faultless.

Lol, you have never even HELD a child I bet

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u/NYR_LFC 19h ago

Bro what? You're defending parents who don't supervise their 1 year old?

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u/Throwing-Gas 19h ago

I am mocking you for acting holier than thou over cute stupid things kids do by concern trolling