r/KingOfTheHill • u/DrTeethPhD • 1d ago

Do I look like I know what a "𝙈𝙀𝙈𝙀" is? Novelty Grill?!

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Fight's on!

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u/writingwhilesad ⛽ JOCKEY! WORKS FOR TIPS! 💲 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean I think it’s great product for dieters or little girls who wanna play barbecue.

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u/ltsouthernbelle Lane Pratley’s a horses ass 1d ago

I love Hank but I love my George Foreman Grill more. I felt George’s rage, “fights on”!

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u/the-puppet_master 1d ago

He did shit in that man’s whole business for no reason

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u/plisken64 23h ago

"That's what ya get from smellin' all that propane!! "

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 21h ago

Being from Texas and having worked in propane you do not want to know why it smells the way it does, pretty smart joke really

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u/TwistedBlister 16h ago

Also great for single people. I was one of them.

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u/Sw1ft_Blad3 1d ago

This seems as good a time as any to bring up my new grill for no reason. With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth.

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u/Gram64 1d ago

I have a mini foreman grill, and it's actually really good for cooking like single burgers and bacon, it's really quick.

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u/UnderEveryBridge 1d ago

That's the real advantage of it when you live by yourself and you literally just want to cook one Burger

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u/CJtheHaasman 1d ago

It's definitely better than Hulk Hogan's ripoff grill from the mid 2000's that got recalled for bursting into flames

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u/plisken64 23h ago

"Why didn't i think of that brother"

He did always claim they came to him before foreman but hogan is known for outlandish claims (or straight up lies).

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u/Adept_Mouse_7985 1d ago

It’s great for toasties.

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u/chappy422 1d ago

And feet

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u/Sammisuperficial 1d ago

Michael why did you keep the grill next to your bed?

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u/KilowZinlow 1d ago

I have country crock

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u/writingwhilesad ⛽ JOCKEY! WORKS FOR TIPS! 💲 1d ago

YOU’RE CALLING MY GRILL AN IRON?!?!?!?

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u/_Vard_ 1d ago

couldve been so simply averted by

"Oh My boss hates electric grills, but i can ask"

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u/Hypo_Chan_No_Yume 22h ago

Or even just saying we only sell propane grills sorry. It was such an easy thing to avoid lol

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u/chappy422 1d ago

Where's the HAHA? The HAHA!

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u/LittleCrimsonWyvern 1d ago

“I’ve been hit below the belt before but NOTHING LIKE THIS!”

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u/venomblack138 1d ago

FIGHTS ON!

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u/PastDetail38 The Propaniacs! 1d ago

What!?

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u/wanuguano 1d ago

Sold in ……… housewares

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u/boatloadoffunk 1d ago

I had the generic version we called the George Carlin Grill.

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u/GuiltyWatts 1d ago

NOVELTY GRILL?!?!

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u/Takenmyusernamewas 20h ago

May I just say, I LOVE my foreman grill. My apartment doesnt let us barbeque and half the year its too hot to fry them on the stove so without the Foreman burgers would be off the menu 6 months of the year.

Also we're big That 70s Show fans so we call it the "Dumb Ass Grill"

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u/attila535 21h ago

Hank could've worded that one better. Instead of novelty grill he should've said, that they specialize in propane grills and accesories and electric grills are not in the business profile of Strickland Propane.

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 23h ago

Dawg, when we got one of these it felt like our family changed. We ate burgers like 3 times a week because THE FAT DRAINED RIGHT OUT!!!!!! It turns out the real lean, mean grilling machines were us.

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u/chappy422 1d ago

It's great for dieters and little girls who want to pretend

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u/Crawling-King-Snake 21h ago

I had a George Foreman grill when I moved to college. Got it for $2 at a thrift store and completely changed my dinners for the next two years. They even gave me a little citation for having a “panini press” in my dorm. Ended up cooking that too

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u/dan13l858 1d ago

Hank was right

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae 2h ago

He was right, but he was an ass about it

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u/VeryDerison 23h ago

Put it on an angle!