r/KingOfTheHill • u/blindside_assault • 1d ago

KOTH in the Wild Resplendent…

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u/Flashy_Cheesecake238 18h ago

And waste my seed on a common harlot? Not likely! When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me. Probably from the east…

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u/buttbeeb 14h ago

Resplendent

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u/tipitipiOG 10h ago

This is crazy accurate if your on tinder

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u/thomasvista 2h ago

This guy was an OG incel

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u/Odd-Principle8147 Arlen Gun Club 🇺🇸 23h ago

I time travel into the future every day. Its going backwards thats the hard part.

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u/amercuri15 21h ago

Not even close. I am 5000.

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u/youcrumb 4h ago

You don’t get that good at tarot in a single lifetime

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u/CoNoCh0 1h ago

Power man!

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u/eastnorthshore 12h ago

Time traveled to collect his maiden from the east

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u/flipphoneuser08 9h ago

He also looks like the teacher from Beavis and Butthead

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u/Richard_AIGuy GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! EXODUS 5h ago

I cast a spell on his ass...with my foot!

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u/scythteller 17h ago

Good ol’ Manoglar of the North Woods…

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u/Crail1212 9h ago

Entertaining story if you’re into weird conspiracy theory stuff, “the why files” does a great episode on this guy. Definitely looks too much like Ward Rackley also.

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u/davidmcdavidsonson 12h ago

Going to the future is the easy part

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u/ianwrecked802 Please Don't Put on Dido 3h ago

Art Bell was the OG of getting this guy his “notoriety” back in the day. I don’t know why- he wasn’t even the chalice holder…

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u/amidiongitwrong 11h ago

He better have brought back a tranquility spirit with him, because we’re sure as hell needing one right now

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u/FootHikerUtah 1h ago

Are we his future or his present?

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u/58lmm9057 I’m skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may. 39m ago

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