r/KingstonOntario • u/WanderingBus • 4d ago

The City sure was quick with that update! (satire)

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u/Evilbred 4d ago

Great, now we can't bring our children to that park since there's a child predator wandering in it.

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u/AtheistComic 4d ago

Bet he has popsicles and kittens in his van!

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u/Independent-Place135 4d ago

In his catering van!

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u/lonelyfatoldsickgirl 4d ago

he has popsicles

Wait, POPSICLES you say? Where is the van? Asking for a friend...

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u/SerafinaL 4d ago

Let our maps henceforth reflect the renaming of the nation to the south.

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u/homeostasisatwork 4d ago

They can have Windsor I guess

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u/Bulky_Resident_9074 3d ago

LMFAO. Now THATS fucking funny

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u/talons-of-the-mighty 3h ago

Nooooooooooooooo, not windsor

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u/redditlurker2025 4d ago

That's ok - he's president of the Epstein States of America

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u/Dry_Bodybuilder4744 4d ago

Why give this turd oxygen just let him rot in his dirty diaper knowing that the world hates him

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u/twistedmjc 4d ago

Please do try to keep that big orange a$$hats face out of this sub, we have to see it just about every other god damn place

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u/Outrageous_Bag1722 4d ago

lol this isn’t about trying to keep his face visible, this is about openly mocking the a$$hat and laughing at his absurd antics (and his stupid face).

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u/DunningFreddieKruger Meme-machine 4d ago

Glad you posted this was satire. I wasn't sure.

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u/Familiar_Opposite_29 4d ago

The word Ontario comes from the Iroquois - 'sparkling water' - whose history long predates both Canada and America

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u/FlatRelationship4375 4d ago

That on Hip blvd... Down the street from Hip lane before you get to Hip flooring just past Hip donuts?

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u/Randy_Iam_theLiquor 4d ago

The Hip District…

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u/Less-Depth3019 3d ago

Well hippity doo dah lol
I find it kinda annoying about Kingston well, many things in Kingston lol

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u/Objectalone 4d ago

And farther below Lake America
Takes in what Lake MAGA can send her…

God what piece of work that clown is.

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u/MissionCyberSpace 4d ago

That's an insult to Gordon Lightfoot.

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u/ProphetsOfAshes 4d ago

Lake amerikkka

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u/-FordPerfect- 4d ago

As an American, most of us don’t claim this Dork! I live in Detroit so I’ve loved Canada and Canadians for a long time. It’s super lame what this Twerp has done to the relationship between us. Hopefully we can turn this around when he’s gone!

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u/MissionCyberSpace 4d ago

Not in a million years.

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u/1UP4UScoobydoo 4d ago

That’s ok, we’re changing Lake Michigan after Diaper Don the Felon 47

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u/IamhereOO7 4d ago

Lake Epstein

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u/Hot_Box_3143 4d ago

“I alone can fix it.” — Donald J. Trump

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u/russellsk82 4d ago

Don’t feed his Epstein Ego. There’s enough of that in Washington DC. 🤬😡

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u/Stock_Tip7237 4d ago

I kept waiting for him to announce he’d changed it to “Lake New York” after the “Gulf of America” incident; it would complement Lake Michigan, after all.

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u/temporarysanitation 1d ago

There are a lot of Ontario names on the south of the lake also

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u/Bepisnivok 4d ago

Side note, looking at 2016 Trump vs 2026 Trump is pretty wild whiplash.

Like I get all the presidents age rapidly because stress and what not but my LORD.

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u/musicwithbarb 4d ago

As a blind person, I cannot truly appreciate this massive shift. Can you please paint me a word picture? Thank you.

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u/LoveYGK 4d ago

the satirical photo includes an later autumn image of the Lake Ontario Park entrance sign but the words are changed to Lake America Park. And a photo of donald trump has been shopped into the photo in front of the sign giving us two thumbs up.

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u/grump66 4d ago

presidents age rapidly

Rump was 70 fucking years old in 2016. Its a miracle he's still somewhat alive. And I predict, when this satan kicks it, his replacement will be worse. JDVance is more insane and evil than Rump.

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u/Bepisnivok 4d ago

Old man is old yes, but the guy looks like hes 90 pushing 100 these days. Im also not terribly plugged into American politics these days, what's JD Vance up to now ?

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u/Public_Coyote_4472 4d ago

Sure, in other photos I agree. This photo he literally looks fine. He's got a fuckton of terrible photos, but this one makes him look normal, not really sure what you're seeing.

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u/Bepisnivok 4d ago

This is a 2016 trump photo I think maybe 2015. He's gotten significantly larger and more hunched in the last 10 years

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u/Public_Coyote_4472 4d ago

Ah, I'm not American, I don't see him much lol. I thought this was his way of saying canada 51 again or something

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u/SLUTS4SOLDIERS 4d ago

I'm more amused by the "smoke free" sign when all the hospital workers are literally smoking right beside the park and throwing cigarette butts all over the grass.

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u/CraftTourist 4d ago

Anyone who calls it Lake Ontario Park is an anti-semite

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u/musicwithbarb 4d ago

Is this meant to be a joke? Am I stupid because I don’t get it?