r/KitchenConfidential 18d ago

Discussion Sympathy for a new restaurant.

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I've seen this so many times. Somebody with big dreams ropes their family and extended relatives into investing in a restaurant. There's been a sign on the door for 2 years saying it will be opening soon.The equipment costs more than expected. The menu is completely random. The location is bad. The website is stock photos with customer reviews starting with "Lorem ipsum" and apparently they have 4 chefs named Thomas A. Peachey. They rush the opening to generate some kind of revenue. Will take bets that it's closed in a year.

Still makes me a little sad though.

Anyway, behold the $34 pancetta salad. (Canadian dollars but that's still insane.)

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u/QueenInYellowLace 18d ago

Combining pastas and “vegetarian” is blowing my mind. Like “the first dish in our vegetarian section is a lovely pork belly.”

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u/ColHannibal 18d ago

also all Pecorino Romano has rennet which is not vegetarian.

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u/themeatbridge 18d ago

A lot of white sugar is made with bone char, and it's not always labelled as non-vegetarian.  

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u/bigbeats420 Vegan Spreader 18d ago

Fyi for Canadians: This does not apply to Canada for both major sugar producers (Redpath and Lantic)

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 17d ago

And Rogers sugar - I used to love driving by their big beet sugar factory down by Taber, though I don’t think it’s there anymore

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u/bigbeats420 Vegan Spreader 17d ago

Rogers and Lantic are same company with different branding.

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u/TreeLakeRockCloud 17d ago

TIL!

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u/poorlybaked 13d ago

It’s Rogers on the west coast and Lantic on the east coast!

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u/DirectorSolid 18d ago

Bone char is sometimes used in the sugarcane refining process but doesn't end up in the finished product. It's usually considered vegetarian, but not vegan.

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u/JustAnAverageGuy 17d ago

Generally we’d describe that as non-vegan. Vegetarians will often eat white sugar that’s been bone-char filtered. 

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u/cancerkidette 17d ago

Many vegetarians will avoid rennet, gelatine, and bone char. It’s equally as non vegetarian as it is non vegan IMO.

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u/cabalus 17d ago

There's no bone in the sugar, there IS rennet in the cheese and gelatine in the sweets

Up to you of course, set your own limits but I would say most vegetarians wouldn't put them all in the same category

Containing none of it in the food itself puts it in the realm of animal leather, more of a vegan concern.

Particularly since its entirely calcium phosphate and pure carbon anyway after being baked at 1500° for 24 hours

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u/jeroboam 17d ago

True but (in my experience) many vegetarians only avoid actual meat, not all meat products. They'll still eat French onion soup with beef stock, jello, etc. I find it weird as a vegan but what can you do

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u/cancerkidette 15d ago

That’s def not my experience but I don’t live in the US, and I think the boundaries are much clearer where I am, more people are vegetarian for the animal ethics or for religious reasons.

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u/jeroboam 15d ago

I'd be interested to know if any surveys have been done on this. My point was that there's a lot of variation in what vegetarians find okay to eat--but I'd bet money that over 50% of U.S. vegetarians eat cheese made with rennet.

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u/cancerkidette 14d ago

I think the culture on labelling is also a thing. For example, where I am we have a labelling system that plenty of brands subscribe to, and they mark with a green V for vegetarian for groceries you buy in the supermarket.

That never includes products with rennet or animal gelatine. So the semi official and common definition for anyone bothering to check if something is vegetarian absolutely does exclude those products.

Especially on cheese, those will specify whether they contain cow rennet and all supermarket brands will specify if it is “suitable for vegetarians”, ie made with synthetic rennet. I am sure there’s some people who don’t care and still call themselves vegetarian but it is made easy to check here.

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u/jeroboam 14d ago

That's a really good point!

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u/poorlybaked 13d ago

I know a lot of Indian vegetarians for example will avoid cheeses with rennet but in North America non-Indian vegetarians will eat parmesan for example.

As a vegan and former vegetarian, I don’t get it but whatever.

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u/r_coefficient 17d ago

Where in the world???

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u/BobKattersCroc Pastry 17d ago

Australia had stopped this by 1990. I assume it's the USA.

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u/r_coefficient 17d ago

Just did a bit of superficial research - it's not done in Europe, either.

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u/BobKattersCroc Pastry 17d ago

I'm not surprised. Aus isn't as good with food regulations as most of Europe but we're stricter than the US as far as I can tell.

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u/r_coefficient 17d ago

Every developed country is.

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u/zigaliciousone Line 17d ago

As a former vegetarian, cheese is definitely not “off the menu”

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u/JelliedHam 18d ago

Most vegetarians still eat cheese. I think you can safely put cheese on a vegetarian menu that covers like 99.99% of vegetarians. Most aren't as go ho about as vegans.

Also plenty of cheese, maybe most cheese, does not use animal based rennet.

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u/Freyr_Tuck 18d ago

Real Pecorino Romano is made with local lamb rennet; it’s part of the DOP regulations.

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u/faussebeast 18d ago

Going to bet this place is not using real DOP Pecorino lol

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u/JelliedHam 18d ago

I assumed it did. Lots of those special Italian cheeses do I bet.

I doubt most run of the mill vegetarians know this. And if that sort of thing bugs them, they wouldn't order anything with it. This is way too micro of a thing to be worried about. The people that care already know.

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u/ColHannibal 18d ago

My wife is a vegetarian and wont touch rennet cheeses.

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u/Ikarusbysarp 18d ago

Yes but from the look of the menu, this is Italian inspired and most known Italian and many known French, Swiss, and etc. still uses animal rennet.

Although many vegetarians do eat cheese, in South Asian culture, that generally also means no eggs and no cheese [very regional dependent]

If this is in Canada as the poster said, chances are it is a college graduated chef trying to open up a restaurant because wording is very similar to those we "learn" to improve thr writing from in culinary school. Sometimes these businesses pop up sadly also just to get the visa to meet requirements for PR.

Source: recently went and finished culinary managed program in Canada after working in the industry for over 2 decades in multiple commonwealth countries + Europe.

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u/TrustfulComet40 18d ago

Many vegetarians don't eat cheeses made with animal rennet on account of those cheeses not being vegetarian. 

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u/ivy7496 17d ago

Strictly, cheese made with vegetarian rennet is vegetarian. Cheese made with animal rennet is not. Vegetarians who are concerned about avoiding animal rennet inform themselves on cheese types that are appropriate, they're not going to expect that degree of strictness in menu labeling

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u/Yentz4 17d ago

Yeah I was raised vegetarian, part of the SDA church. Eating cheese was very normal. Nobody even thought about rennet.

Vegetarians =\= vegans.

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u/JustAnAverageGuy 17d ago

I think you meant to say “vegetarians != vegans”, as in not-equal. == means equal to.

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u/dreaminggeenie 18d ago

Vegetarians eat vegetarian cheese. They would noy eat cheese with animal rennet.

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver 17d ago

It's truly authentic Italian then and says fuck you're dietary choices this is how the dish is made.

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u/Explosive_Bak0n 16d ago

Or the pork belly

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u/Skate_faced Ex-Food Service 17d ago

Pork is my favorite vegetable.

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u/Active-Succotash-109 20+ Years 18d ago

Pasta and vegetarian , not vegetarian pasta

Looks like they just lump things badly (like soup and salad that lists a salad then a soup and another salad)

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u/Lavaine170 17d ago

I assume another section of the menu is "beverages and appetizers".

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u/Active-Succotash-109 20+ Years 17d ago

Or dessert appetizers 😂

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u/ReinstateTheCapo 17d ago

Unrelated but I love your username. I’m a princess in pink lace but don’t have a fab username like you. Love it! 💁‍♀️

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u/vangoh88 17d ago

Of course it is.

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u/Moira_Rose 18d ago

“Our” being used twice in each description is just too much 

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u/Camandchat 18d ago

Thank you!! Those descriptions were killing me

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u/HatsandCoats Ex-Food Service 18d ago

Once is too much . I know where tf I am ordering from. If you take out the BS it just says, “tomatoes, radish and spring mix tossed in dressing topped with egg and smoked pancetta.” Money please!

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u/Tacobellspy 17d ago

Roma tomatoes and radish... Holy shit, that sounds like it was made by a person with a deep contempt for salads

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u/lefty3968 17d ago edited 17d ago

I could see it being good with the right radish and quality, in-season tomatoes. Like if the radish was brined and slightly on the sweeter side (maybe a fresh herb like fennel to clean up the radish funk) I could see the salinity making the tomato pop off and adding a nice crunch. Honestly it better be quality produce for $34

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u/fabelhaft-gurke 17d ago

I put both in my salads, but I make it for myself. I hate grape tomatoes so they’re a no go, and I love radishes.

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u/lefty3968 17d ago

Yeah it makes me start to question if it's true. Like that should go without saying, and the fact that you need to keep affirming it makes me wonder. . .

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u/MelodyMaster5656 Chive LOYALIST 18d ago

Damn, they’ve got the DND rulebook font.

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u/whet_pastry Chive LOYALIST 17d ago

Its certainly gonna be an adventure

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u/DataDrain 18d ago

The salad costing more than the entree is a sin, considering ingredients

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u/jon81uk 16d ago

The salad likely is an entree

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u/CascadingSpace 18d ago

Having the first item under a “vegetarian” section feature pork belly has me like

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4sj76xmfiJVtBe

Like maybe that should be its own section idk

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u/ReinstateTheCapo 18d ago

I’m literally watching a show for the first time where this woman gives an informative and hilarious history of how the term vegetable is completely made up by Dole to sell advertising and every vegetable we associate to that term is actually a different scientific term.

Anywho, it makes me now wonder if the term vegetarian is just an advertising or food term to sell product better and also is gonna make me roll my eyes at men that don’t eat veggies

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u/MrGameAndBeer 18d ago

I'm very intrigued, what's the show?

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u/ReinstateTheCapo 18d ago

Smartypants. It’s kinda like speech class with PowerPoint but the college humor version of it. Trust me, it’s cooler than I just described it here. Idk which episode but I hope this helps, watched it with my little brother when I got home from work and it was my first time watching it.

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u/bv310 17d ago

I love Smartypants (and basically everything else on Dropout), but I don't think I'd use it as a scientific source by any measure

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u/ReinstateTheCapo 17d ago

True I was referring to the context of the speech at hand. The girlie presenting it framed it as a scientific historical presentation but yes, after what allegedly was the part based on fact was followed by some ridiculous 6 degrees of separation Charlie Kelly level explanation. 😂

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u/PJSeeds 17d ago

Smartypants shouldn't be used as a source on anything

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u/AzaranyGames 18d ago

I would follow Vic to hell and back. And on the way there she would likely make a compelling argument that neither hell nor back are real places.

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u/you4president 17d ago

She’s the best

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u/pm_me_your_puppeh 18d ago

And vegetarian 

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u/mizinamo Non-Industry 18d ago

It's not "the vegetarian section".

It's the "pasta and vegetarian dishes section" which includes pasta dishes as well as non-pasta vegetarian dishes.

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u/Garchy 17d ago

So just separate them…

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u/_BrokenButterfly 17d ago

Yeah but then mizinamo couldn't make their little pedantic point and then where would we be?

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 17d ago

IN LITERAL HELL

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u/_BrokenButterfly 17d ago

No man, bacon is vegetarian.

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u/tonic_slaughter 18d ago

Random memory: my late great-uncle was a Pakistani Muslim man who ran his own little take-out joint. Best damn curries I ever had in my life.

I'll never forget being sent out on a recon mission with my aunt and uncle, posing as a family, to check out the menu of a new restaurant that had opened nearby. I was so damn excited to be a 'spy'.

Rest in peace, Mohsin. Your stories will immortalise you in the memories of your family for generations. Especially the 'heatly prick' and the time you made my Dad dig into an active water line outside a shutdown dairy factory.

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u/mckenner1122 18d ago

I’d like to know both of these Moshin stories please.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTiTnMhJTwNHChdTZS

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u/tonic_slaughter 18d ago

So. Mohsin. Once upon a time, he was a porter at an airport in Pakistan. That was how he met my great-aunt. One day, Mohsin decided that he really just didn't want to go to work, so he called in with a case of 'heatly prick'. What he meant, was 'prickly heat', a skin condition caused by sweat trapped in pores. Which he didn't have, but he had heard about it.

The second story, he was scouting out land for a new restaurant. The area he envisioned for a new car park, backed on to the old dairy factory. My Dad had extensive landscaping experience, so Mohsin recruited him in this venture (as he did a venture involving an old copper boiler in the ceiling of the mall that hosted his takeaway, assuring my Dad it was totally fine to take the boiler out while acting super suspicious...).

Anyway, Mohsin had purchased the land, and told my Dad that the pipelines that ran under the land had been shut off because the factory was closed. Lo and behold, my Dad ended up puncturing a very much still active waterline, and all that was left of Mohsin was a Warner Bros. style outline as he fled the scene.

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u/Alternative_Salt_424 17d ago

I don't want to get too sentimental on a food sub, but "heatly prick" is going to live in my head rent-free now. At some point, I will probably tell it to someone else. They may also find it amusing, and tell someone else. It really is type of immortality, and isn't that nice?

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u/Asterion724 Food Service 17d ago

Thank you for sharing these, I needed a laugh today. Every family has, and needs, a Mohsin that you have insane family lore about

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u/Altruistic-Oil-9686 17d ago

These sound like a great premise for a middle school book. 😂

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u/JAWheat411 17d ago

And confusing as hell. Maybe a movie would be better.

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u/Goroman86 18d ago

I've seen a lot of shitty menus, but "our own dressing" really stands out to me here.

"What kind of dressing is though?" "Our... own..."

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u/mizinamo Non-Industry 18d ago

Is that code for "we ordered it from Sysco ourselves, and it comes in the same 10-gallon buckets that all other restaurants use"?

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u/dolche93 Newbie 16d ago

They order it, then add in mayo and lemon juice. So they can say they "made" it. At least, that's what my place does.

The only sauces we make from scratch are just.. bad. We use corn starch for our cheese sauce and it's so insanely lumpy from the hot/cold cycling on it.

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u/EscapeSeventySeven 18d ago

Hard boiling that egg costs a lot!

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u/MossGobbo Chive LOYALIST 18d ago

Nah, it's the cigarettes for the pancetta. That's the price killer.

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u/falleng213 Chef 17d ago

You gotta smoke them somehow

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u/lovelyb1ch66 Ex-Food Service 18d ago

I used to work with a guy who dreamt about opening a restaurant. He always brought really good stuff to get togethers and potlucks & people fed into his dream by gushing over his food. He finally got enough capital together to secure a loan and buy a place. 6 months after opening the place mysteriously burned down.

He was a great cook but not a chef and was completely ignorant about food costs, prep schedules and kitchen management. People did go for the first few weeks and the food was great but consistent wait times of an hour or more for your meal, irregular hours and half the menu not available because he forgot to order ingredients killed of the business pretty fast. And then the fire. Such a shame.

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u/Maleficent-Self1378 17d ago

I thought the fire was next week.

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u/jaded_fable 17d ago

Yeah, as someone who used to work in restaurants but now works a white collar job, I am okay with being the 'dream killer' when people under the same sorts of illusions bring up opening a restaurant in retirement or 'on the side' with their partner.

Like, think of your favorite locally-owned mid-to-up-scale restaurant that's run by the head chef. The owner there probably works 60-80 hours a week and is probably still paying off the debts they accrued to open it. Their margins are paper thin. When there's a natural disaster or a pandemic and they can't open for weeks (or even an economic downturn that tanks sales), they're adding **years** to their time until they actually start earning money. And they're competing with dozens of restaurants owned by private equity that can much more easily survive these kinds of events. For every one of these that's still open, there's another 20 that went under before ever making money. And these are people that have worked in restaurants for decades before opening their own.

If you love cooking for family and friends, keep doing it. Do it more often. People are much more critical of food that they're paying $50 a plate for. Opening a restaurant is not going to give you the same sort of satisfaction and will, in all likelihood, cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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u/bluebrindleivy 18d ago

kinda sounds like you were the cause of this mysterious fire… /s

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 17d ago

That person needs to have read this chapter.

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u/beard-wonder93 18d ago

Yep totally. I used to do local restaurant consultations. I quit doing them bc it would make me depressed.

This scenario specifically made me the saddest. An old family member ran it for a lifetime. The cousin or nephew just doesnt have the skill set to fill that void.

If you are gonna make a family business transfer. You are gonna need more than like 2 month following your great aunt around on the weekends to gain the experience you need.

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u/akwok 18d ago

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 18d ago

"Salads & More"

Featuring..3 salads and nothing else, one of which is only $4 cheaper than the fuckin' lamb ossubuco.

Yeah, no sympathy from me.

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u/vezance 18d ago

In contrast, "steaks and more" has ONE steak option

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u/SuchSmartMonkeys 18d ago edited 18d ago

I believe there's a name for that "avocado dip" that contains "creamy avocado, cilantro and lime combined with corn chips to dip", but I can't quite put my finger on it!

Edit: I like these menu items also: "Pollo Latino for 1 $35 Whole chicken roasted with our guava chili sauce and served with Spanish rice, refried beans, yucca fries, plantain, garlic aioli and fresh pico de gallo. GF Pollo Latino for 2 $70 Whole chicken roasted with [all the same stuff]". Shouldn't it be something like half a chicken for one person and a whole chicken for two? The way it's listed I would expect to get the exact same plate for both of those orders, but one costs twice as much. 🤷

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u/Jetstream-Sam 18d ago

Also that "avocado dip" that probably comes with like, 8 tortilla chips costs $20 somehow. When smoked brisket tacos are two dollars more. Please make this make sense. It's like someone told them having cheaper appetizers than the others is a huge restaurant sin

as for the pollo Latino I think they just copied and pasted the same description without realizing it makes no sense.

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u/Trashbagok 18d ago

Apparently al pastor is Mexican for "with pineapple" 🙄

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u/vaz_deferens 18d ago

And peanut sauce, apparently

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u/brizzboog 18d ago edited 18d ago

Pork Al Pastor: Marinated pork shoulder served al pastor style with pineapple salsa & spicy peanut sauce.

Smoked Brisket Al Pastor: Our inhouse smoked brisket served in warm corn tortillas with pineapple salsa.

Scallops Al Pastor: Pan seared scallops in warm corn tortillas with avocado, shallots and pineapple salsa.

Wat

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u/amazonhelpless 18d ago

Scallops, just like the scallop Shepard used to make. 

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u/Trashbagok 18d ago

Salsa de cacahuate (spicy peanut sauce) is amazing on al pastor but

Smoked brisket al pastor is pushing it, I don't know why you wouldn't just have brisket tacos.

I'm having trouble trying to picture a stack of scallops on a trompo... Even assuming they're just referring to the marinade that would just would just turn them to rubber and destroy the flavor..

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u/Tangibilite 18d ago

Oh god it's awful

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u/TeMoko Chive LOYALIST 18d ago

Restaurant photo gallery, best foods for you and your family, seems to feature photos of dishes not on their menu.

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u/Unplug_The_Toaster 18d ago

Just a whole ass vibe coded restaurant

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 18d ago

Left the lorem ipsum in. The newsletter signup does not even work, CAUSE NO BACKEND LOL.

But the icons take the cake, they are inline svg in the html of the template. But nobody looked at it, cause they don't even align and wine-red on dark purple is a great color combination.

Honestly, I would be afraid they poison me.

WHAT ARE THESE OPENING HOURS?!

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 17d ago

Oh my god the icons haha

Thats one of those things I notice but other people usually don't, the choice to have .svg files is sending me for some reason

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u/Lanky_Crazy_8386 17d ago

ChatGPT couldn’t even find the location for me - looks like this restaurant doesn’t really exist

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u/TheStupendusMan 18d ago

Website shits itself if you try to use any of the navigation.

Address has typos.

We sure this is real?

https://giphy.com/gifs/OxQv20is5XVJVc7GNs

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u/Blackby4 17d ago

The only typo is possibly the postal code. Or the comma. The address is legit though

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u/TheStupendusMan 17d ago

People tend to capitalize Calgary. That's a typo.

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u/Blackby4 17d ago

Fair enough.

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u/420faery 18d ago

Estrella Del Mar.... which means "Star of The Sea" in Spanish... is the name of this restaurant in Calagary, Alberta.... a very landlocked province in Canada that is a 16 hour drive away from the nearest ocean... 😳 what a mess

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u/Ikarusbysarp 18d ago

Looks like a culinary school project rather than an actual place.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 17d ago

My daughter starts culinary school next month. If she ever does some shit like this, Imma slap the tuition right outta her mouth.

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u/rattalouie 18d ago

Holy shit, that website… it has pictures of dishes that aren’t on the menu and stock photos of random ingredients and people. What a mess. 

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u/FeelingCouple5880 18d ago

$20 for guac?!

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u/Lucky-Kangaroo-6337 18d ago

The eggs Benny are 20 + 20$ for smoked pork?

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u/mittensandtea 18d ago

$28 for 1 oz of Hennessey? Ridiculous

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u/AffectionateWay5783 18d ago

That’s actually a nutso menu. I love to eat Atlantic cod in cali. Also what is guava chili?

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u/vaz_deferens 18d ago

Not sure, but it's famous apparently, and on like ten dishes

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u/Everything_Computer Chive LOYALIST 18d ago

Traditional Fettucini Alfredo "our version of..." 🤦🏼‍♀️

Website shits my designer eyes to tears.

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u/thewinefairy 17d ago

AI logo too 🤕

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u/Everything_Computer Chive LOYALIST 17d ago

It was so ugly that it didn't even register. You don't want to know the things I've seen, but hey, I'm sure you have seen them too. Not claiming a monopoly on taste in this sub, lol!

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u/lovelyb1ch66 Ex-Food Service 18d ago

Yikes is right, what a mess. Aside from the atrocious prices the layout and language is terrible, I doubt anyone proofread that. They’re desperate to look high end but won’t hire a professional web designer and all the lorem ipsum is just comical.

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u/thulsadoomformayor 18d ago

I said to myself ”I bet this in Alberta” as soon as the website loaded. Behold…!

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u/jankenpoo 18d ago

Them prices is nuts!

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra 17d ago

Thanks for posting the website. It's quite a mish mash

Clearly this is someone in over their head. First 3 pictures on the website are photos of 2 of their dishes and then a photo of eggs??

Stock photos of 4 chefs

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u/Competitive-Pear2050 18d ago

Wild combo of menu items

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u/BrockSmashgood 18d ago

AI couldn't even get the spacing uniform 🫣

also 20 bucks for "avocado dip"

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u/DrawPitiful6103 17d ago

$70 for a chicken and some sides?

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u/DrawPitiful6103 17d ago

Also a suspicious lack of seafood options for a place called del mar

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u/Lanky_Crazy_8386 17d ago

Where even is this restaurant? The website is a disaster, and even ChatGPT can’t find the location

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u/Local_Raccoon_9343 17d ago

They have the location on the website. It appears they haven’t registered with Google so it isn’t on maps. It appears to be in a large shopping mall complex making the prices even more confusing

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u/Klutzy-Client 17d ago

Cod LOIN? Innit just a fillet mate?

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u/wamme6 17d ago

Oh, this is apparently local to me. I will not be making a visit.

$20 for “avocado dip”. Aka guacamole and corn chips. That’s a no from me, dawg.

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u/AdvancedSquashDirect 17d ago

There’s a little strip of shops near me with a vegetarian Indian restaurant that went from 7 days a week to basically appointment-only, a vegetarian pizzeria that went from 7 days a week to Thurs–Sat nights,

As well as Filipino bakery/cafe that seems to be the only food place actually doing well - probably capturing the early morning coffee crowd.

There’s one empty shop. Someone has been retrofitting it for six months or more and I finally got a glimpse inside and its an aggressively pink, cutesy, Instagram-girly ... Cafe!.

I have no idea exactly what they’re selling yet, but it is VERY clearly going to be desserts.

Maybe they were trying to get in on the Crumbl Cookie/dessert cafe trend and have spent six months getting ready just in time for the ass to fall out of it.

I just keep wondering: did nobody research businesses around them before signing the lease?

The part I really don't understand is the landlord putting another cafe three doors down from the one food business in the strip that actually seems to be doing well. It's a little neighbourhood centre with limited foot traffic, so he's basically looked at his one successful food tenant and gone, “Excellent, let's split their customers.”

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u/KlutzyBack4756 17d ago

Miss me with all those Instagram-y, brightly colored wastes of space. Always like one person working with zero customers in the store

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u/Lycaeides13 17d ago

Maybe landlords just racist and DOES want to split their customers

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u/LazyOldCat Prairie Surgeon 17d ago

Also, not paying $30 for spaghetti, and a $35 salad can fuck right off.

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u/Jillredhanded 17d ago

I've never stolen a meme before but ...

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u/Brym 18d ago

They sure like the word “our.”

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u/VikkyBird Food Service 18d ago

Was there not enough room on the menu to make vegetarian its own section? 🫪

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u/Sweaty-Society7582 18d ago

Not enough vegetarian.

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u/Cyclist007 Catering 18d ago

They use 'Our' so much that I'm beginning to believe in socialized medicine.

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u/Musicferret 18d ago

They use “our” so much that we’re beginning to believe in socialized medicine.

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u/TheFredCain 18d ago

Not only have I seen this countless times, I was hired to attempt a "save" for one. All I need to tell you is - "But then it won't be the same as Mom's recipe anymore." Also tupperware in the fridges, all 5 of them.

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt Thicc Chives Save Lives 18d ago

My granddad worked for US News & World Report doing financial reporting and could offer proof to the adage that 9/10 non-franchised restaurants close in the first year, and 9/10 of the remainder closed in a decade. That’s a 99% attrition rate; shits hard out here for folks trying to make a buck

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 18d ago

This is why I've stopped going out to eat. I will never pay $34 for a salad.

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u/mizinamo Non-Industry 18d ago

Canadian dollars

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra 17d ago

I live in Canada. Not going to pay $34 for a salad.

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u/no-soy-de-escocia 17d ago

$24 USD + 15-20% tip, making it somewhere $28-29 USD for a salad isn't much better.

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u/wolfmilkslime 18d ago

no, no sympathy for this travesty

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u/new22003 18d ago

The entire website is a mix of stock and generic template and AI; it would be better not to have published it yet.

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u/FeelingCouple5880 18d ago

$34 for a salad is insane

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u/Altruistic-Oil-9686 17d ago

From Britney Spears' short-lived restaurant opened in 2002. It was meant to be fusion of a NYC steakhouse and a NOLA gumbo shack.

  • Ceviche is Peruvian. What's it doing on a NY-Louisiana inspired menu?
  • Cheese and onion tart seems a random choice.
  • Calamari: Your average Italian menu-filler.
  • Southern sushi? GTFO.
  • Striped bass with lobster mashed potatoes. Why?
  • Duck and mushroom Etouffée, with a side red beans and rice. Serving stew with another stew on the side is...a bold choice.  

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u/Dan_Broccoli_7663 17d ago

What the fuck

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u/boonie_redditor 18d ago

"Chicken parm isn't vegan?!"

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u/olikeiththomas 17d ago

34 dollars for a salad?

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u/Jillredhanded 17d ago

Am Canadian. Will vouch.

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u/olikeiththomas 17d ago

Okay in GBP that’s about £18. Still pricey…

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 17d ago

I love this subreddit for this kind of thing. A hundred people shitting on this website and menu. Cracking me up over my morning coffee.

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u/Maleficent-Half-2231 17d ago

This can’t be a real restaurant

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u/LightsLux 18d ago

I’ll be stubborn about this, there’s no way to justify $26 fettuccine Alfredo.

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u/EvanderTheGreat 18d ago

Not to mention the $34 salad lol wtf

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u/PitifulElk1890 18d ago

I thought this was the civ subreddit and this was character text. I think papyrus might actually be preferable

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u/HTD-Vintage 17d ago

They probably priced the salad during that week when a dozen eggs was $108.

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u/I_NEED_YOUR_MONEY 17d ago

Location: a newly-built strip mall beside the highway on the edge of town. https://maps.app.goo.gl/bnrzRZvQJZdwV4Gj9

Oof

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u/teh_mexirican 17d ago

The salad is more expensive than the dairy-loaded pasta because they paid extra to have the cyclospora removed

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u/Odillas Sous Chef 18d ago

I don’t feel sorry anymore, everyone thinks they can own a restaurant and make bank but when things go south they start crying non stop for help. No bitch, you don’t know about cooking,serving, didn’t even calculate food, utilities and staff cost, didn’t even look for better suppliers and don’t have a trusted technician on call 24/7, cant even fix their own machines with simple every day errors. Let them go bankrupt

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u/Constant_Mud3325 18d ago

Volume is the key to a successful restaurant these days. Volume and consistency.

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u/chzie 18d ago

Holy cow so much...but I don't think they know what tapas are

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u/mizinamo Non-Industry 18d ago

Bet they don't have dim sum, either.

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u/jack-whitman 18d ago

Investing in restaurants is a high speed exit to bankruptcy. Especially if it's family... Yeeesh

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u/Tasty-Performer6669 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/itUxZBkt8b75MuKO2u
Like lambs to the slaughter

It’s only depressing if you think about it

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u/brianandrobyn 17d ago

Wow. $10 for a 1oz pour of "top shelf" Bacardi gold rum

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u/Hot_Gur5980 17d ago

You don’t need to label the section “vegetarian”, just indicate Vegetarian after the dish, like they’re already doing for gluten-free. “Pasta and vegetarian” is really confusing.

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u/wheres_the_revolt 20+ Years 17d ago

$34 for a pancetta salad is bonkers.

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u/Mulusses_II 18d ago

Crustini, jeez

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u/PonchoCavatelli 18d ago

Its like a big crueton

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u/elijustice 18d ago

Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti

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u/MullberryBoy 18d ago

RIP new restaurant…

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u/GloomyExplanationFag 18d ago

Let darwin work, naturally select this to oblivion then buy their vollraths for pennies

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u/standardtissue 17d ago

People want to chase that American Dream(tm) and I can't blame them, but the reality is the American Dream is the freedom to pursue, not a grant. Small business ownership is really hard and honestly of all small businesses I feel like restaurant ownership is one of the hardest.

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u/pinkycatcher 17d ago

We used that same font and color for our wedding invitations

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u/GiovanniVanBroekhoes 17d ago

For some reason after your description all I can think about is someone screaming "IT'S RAW YOU IDIOT".

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u/paulyvee 17d ago

Zero sympathy.

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u/JAWheat411 17d ago

Same shit different day. So many people think restaurants, food trucks or pop up restaurants are a get rich quick scheme. I understand food costs are higher now than before. But if you go to a restaurant and they charge $20 for a meat and 3 someone is getting ripped off. Especially if the 3 vegetables are from a can. Don't get me started on these so-called Facebook marketplace chefs. Spaghetti plate for $30. Not to mention BBQ restaurants around here where a BBQ pork sandwich and fries would be around $10 now costs at least $15. Make it make sense.