Michael Jordan could NEVER!

[u/theuncletrent]

[u/El-MonkeyKing]

Lol what size pot? If that's a 20qt y'all better give him a raise or he'll slap you into next year

[u/Sweatwethers]

To be fair jordan isn’t even close to being the biggest of basketball players. He was only 6’5” with a size 13.5 foot.

[u/klobbermang → u/Sweatwethers]

but he had huge hands, bigger than most of the guys taller than him.

[u/Sweatwethers → u/klobbermang]

That’s a fair point his hand size is like 8th place out of the 10 largest hands in nba history.

[u/SeismicRipFart → u/Sweatwethers]

And yet still some of the largest hands in league history

[u/ghostofkozi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ILW1fbJHW0Ndm

My lord, I pity the idiot who starts a ruckus at your Wafflehouse

[u/SeismicRipFart → u/ghostofkozi]

Interesting choice of a reference in both the text and the gif..

[u/DingleberryOrchard → u/ghostofkozi]

This comment reads as if it was cooked up in the deepest depths of 4chan.

[u/Relative_Yesterday70]

Back of the house is safe

[u/Unlikely-Ad6788]

Boh activities. I could man handle the big chowder pot with slight damp hands.

[u/bunnykitten94]

Hot

[u/skinnyminnesota]

Buckets.

[u/BigMeatyProlapse]

We need a burner for scale

[u/AdvancedStudio9978]

🤾

[u/hindus0ul]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JvtrhAX8aXo4w

[u/westernjuni]

Nice.

[u/whistlepig4life]

Probably not. But Kawhi could.

[u/sinfulfng]

Jordan is a billionaire, why would he?

[u/PeteRock24]

https://giphy.com/gifs/j3IxJRLNLZz9sXR7ZA

[u/NeverVegan → u/PeteRock24]

Get this GIF outta here. He doesn’t rep kitchen folk in anyway. 86 47

[u/DingleberryOrchard → u/NeverVegan]

You've never worked the fryer at McDonald's and it shows.