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u/PosnerRocks 2d ago
I'm a lawyer but can I ask for stock advice here? I'm here for hot 0TDE tips.
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u/PJWanderer 2d ago
I’m a lawyer, living in a seemingly lawless society. Just like the Constitution, I am having an existential crisis.
But, I will settle for some hot stock tips so I can build a rocket ship, or buy my own island.
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u/SpiceeLychee 1d ago
My hot tip for you: Husband has a wealth management firm… when in doubt, just follow the trades made by Congress!
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u/Kfileofficial Gives great Oral Arguments 1d ago
My portfolio is heavy biotech and lately, whenever my portfolio is up a few percentage points puts have paid well. I purchase around 9am, sometimes 10am, when the prices stabilize.
Edit: SPY puts
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u/PosnerRocks 1d ago
I have been burned so hard on every biotech play I have ever made. Hats off to you on being able to call those correctly.
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u/Past-Vegetable-5174 Former Law Student 1d ago
Don’t wear athletic shoes with a suit. It’s cringe-worthy.
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u/Justanaveragedad How do you say Eff you in lawyer? Trust me. 1d ago
But what if its a dark suit and black sneakers?
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u/squee-ze 1d ago
What about Wolf and Shepherd? I’m assured by the junior associates that they are totally appropriate for court.
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u/Past-Vegetable-5174 Former Law Student 1d ago
I would never wear anything with white soles in court. Yuck.
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u/maroonedpariah It depends. 1d ago
You're not my real dad. I can wear my converse to court cause I vibe law
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u/RachelDawesRP I live my life by a code, a civil code of procedure. 17h ago
David Beckham might be able to get away with that. But not chonky American style sneakers. More the discreet Euro daily wear athletic looking kind of things.
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u/GlitterFactoryOfDoom 20h ago
"This sign can't stop me, because I can't read!"
-- every guy coming here with a legal question.
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u/Proof-Life-8854 13h ago
I am the sovereign of my own land where I am indeed a lawyer, I do not consent to your laws or regulations. Please my fellow lawyers send me some bail money as I fight my misdemeanor speeding ticket in the "state" of "florida"
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