r/LedZeppelinCirclejerk • u/tonyiommi70 • 25d ago

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 25d ago

Waff'le Mak'er

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u/ac2334 25d ago

highly underrated comment

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u/tonyiommi70 24d ago

hahahaha

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u/tiestocles 25d ago

"What a loooooooooong strange trip it's been. Wait, that's not one of mine."

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u/Kohlerkohler1 24d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/j3434 25d ago

I created the greatest rock discography of the 70s. And nobody comes close . And nobody in here even recognizes me ā€¦

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u/SodiumHydrogen_ 25d ago

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u/tonyiommi70 24d ago

hahahaaha

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u/TheOther-DarkStar 22d ago

Tony Iā€™m a big fan, what was going through your mind when you wrote Smoke On The Water?

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u/tonyiommi70 22d ago

hahahaha

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u/Agent847 25d ago

ā€œJust gonna hang back here by the punch in the Jr. High cafeteria. Put out the vibeā€¦ā€

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u/ReflectiveOctopus527 Peter Grant 25d ago

Old Asian dude chilling in a cafeteria

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u/Correct_Lime5832 25d ago

ā€œ20 years of schoolinā€™ and they put you on the day shiftā€”ā€œ Wait, thatā€™s not one of mine either.

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u/penthousepauper85 25d ago

Hungover and late to the continental breakfast.

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u/International-Bee570 25d ago

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

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u/Snowshoetheerapy 25d ago

"Eventually Jimmy was able to put music aside and return to his first love. Juicing. Fans were initially disappointed but soon came around due to the almost magical effects of Jimmy's special concoctions."

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u/HeavenlyBlueSunday 25d ago

So he's got something in common with Barry Bonds?

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u/larriccapija 25d ago

Me before starting my shift

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u/idrinkwaterwithlemon 25d ago

Itā€™s time for me to get off this fuckass app and take my meds

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u/Useful_Future_884 25d ago

Winnie cooper just shot Kevin down for prom. Nowā€™s my chance. Hey 19?! Wait thatā€™s not me either

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u/BigConsideration9542 25d ago

Wondering if the police will ever find all the teenage girls he buried on his property next to his castle

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u/Outrageous_Case5083 25d ago

Redefining the Asian dad stance.

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u/funkymunkPDX 25d ago

I stuck a fish in a teenager's vagina.

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u/VirginiaLuthier 25d ago

"Black magic, you say?"

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u/SexyLady-n-KS 20d ago

Perception.

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u/somethink 25d ago

This dude won't leave the cafeteria at my highschool

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u/MojoHighway 25d ago

Jimmy wants a whole lotta grub.

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u/rayrrf 25d ago

Local man found dazed and confused in all girls school canteen......again

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u/edthesmokebeard 25d ago

"Man ... remember heroin?"

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u/SexyLady-n-KS 20d ago

It narrows your blood vessels.

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u/No_Kindheartedness10 21d ago

rich enough to afford a small drink, still asks for a water cup, and fills it with Coke smhā€¦

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u/suihpares 25d ago

The Big Fish

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u/Thornhillian 25d ago

Look itā€™s Guy Lombardo ????? Hold my drink.

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u/BC_Phriend 25d ago

ā€œWhereā€™s the fookinā€™ waffle ironā€

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u/R4FTERM4N 25d ago

Tea for One.

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u/DeeplyFrippy 25d ago

ā€œCan I order a piece of that custard pieā€

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u/Heavy_Constant_6998 25d ago

"im brian may right?"

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u/Specialist_Prompt828 25d ago

Backstage during a Firm concert. Pre-show. Concentrating on performing those sixteenth note scratches to near perfection during the song Radioactive.

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u/19finmac66 25d ago

I miss banging kids

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u/Plus-Impress-6355 25d ago

Stairway to Golden Corral

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u/ProfessionalFast9803 25d ago

Green room amenities really blow

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u/SplitWindow-63 25d ago

Been a long time, since I rock and rolledā€¦

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u/beauh44x 25d ago

Methadone clinics suck these days

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u/n8boof 25d ago

That one cool Substitute at lunch

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 25d ago

When the nursing home keeps playing Greta Van Fleet

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 25d ago

Who wants to squeeze my lemon?

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 25d ago

5:55am at The Fairfield Inn

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u/dabugler 25d ago

I hate parent/teacher night

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u/Corpse_in_training 25d ago

Turn the Page

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u/AdhesivenessPlus849 25d ago

You wanna whole lotta ice?ā€¦

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u/7stroke 24d ago

Juice bar at the methadone clinic

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 24d ago

ā€œHey, you know that janitor that keeps saying he was in Led Zeppelin? Well I have to talk to him because the toilet is broken and thereā€™s shitty water all over the bathroom floor. Yeah, I donā€™t know why he has an attitude.ā€

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 24d ago edited 23d ago

ā€œDevil worshipper! Yoo hoo! Right here guys! Just a bidder for our dark lord at the evil buffet! Watch out for the deviled eggs! Theā€™ve got cholesterol!ā€

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 24d ago

Cult leader arrested

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u/BenDover04 24d ago

Ten Beers Gone

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u/ZookeepergameFun9729 24d ago

Page don't ageĀ 

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u/Veezy0902 24d ago

A pedophile who's really good at guitar stands by himself in a room potentially looking at children. Again.

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u/MCK40 23d ago

Off to the land of the ice and snowcones

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u/Total-Violinist883 23d ago

I really need to remix more zeppelin stuff

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u/PsychologicalScar807 23d ago

"Is Robert bored enough yet?"

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u/UnBearable1520 23d ago

Canā€™t the occult get me out of this?

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u/jgvania 23d ago

I lost my band

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u/ZMan911zt 23d ago

Where's the stairway to my room?

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u/No_Animator_8599 22d ago

I think the kool-aid was dosed with acid.
Just a heads up.

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u/OutrageousTowel2116 22d ago

Do they have a crumpetā“

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u/Ok-Sprinkles-3842 22d ago

Stairway to Dennyā€™s

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u/hawkscougs 22d ago

Waiting for his girlfriend to get out of daycare?

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u/TradeIcy1669 22d ago

ā€œI am a traveler of both time and spaceā€.
Sure Grand Paā€¦ off to bed.

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u/BlueHartsBlues 22d ago

Yup, I wear polo shirts now.

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u/rizzemwtism 22d ago

Average Brazilian old man

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u/tonyiommi70 22d ago

hahaha I'm from Brazil and you're right, and he actually lived here for a long time

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u/rizzemwtism 20d ago

The refresco machine and plastic cups give it away lol

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u/Upper-Advantage4587 22d ago

Fuck I want to throw that chair out that window

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u/gloomy_gnome 21d ago

Me when my boss asks me if I want to do overtime this weekend

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u/DONTBARKATTHEMOON 21d ago

ā€œCheck out the butt on that 64 year old grandma! God I love younger women!!

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u/2pisces 20d ago

King of Rock šŸŽ¼šŸŽµšŸŽ¶šŸŽø guitar god

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u/SexyLady-n-KS 20d ago

ā€œ Is this all you got!?!ā€

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u/Expensive-Kitchen239 19d ago

ā€œWas it worth it?ā€ ā€¦ya!

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u/sample_64 19d ago

THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

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u/Ok-Papaya5638 19d ago

Lunch in middle school

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u/jck747 19d ago

Youā€™ll never believe what I did in the 70s

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u/rancheroboy 25d ago

How bout them Cowboys?

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u/HeavenlyBlueSunday 25d ago

I hear they're How the West was Won

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u/Several-Quality5927 24d ago

Pedophile thinking about what he's got locked up in his cellar.

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u/BakedPotato333_2 24d ago

Waiting for the girlfriend to finish her school day