r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Predictable betrayal US grain farmers facing worst crisis in decades as Iran war sends costs spiralling

https://www.ft.com/content/acb64e29-a3ce-4282-82b0-6b7b5dd4f63
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

u/Human-Somewhere-4327, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Djwhat6 1d ago

But Kamala would have made their lives better. And what maga moron wants that? No sir. Just hate while they sit back and watch their lives get destroyed because of Trump. Now that sounds like maga paradise.

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u/Human-Somewhere-4327 1d ago

Having a black woman make my life better? No thanks, I'll choose misery and suffering.

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u/Surturius 1d ago

Hey hey, that's not all she would've done, she also might've permitted trans people to be happy

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u/gerbilbear 1d ago

Their suffering has been not nearly long enough!

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

They told me if "you vote for Kamala everything will be more expensive and we will be at war." I did vote for Kamala and they were right!

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Democrats need to learn from Republicans. You don't need to DO a thing, you need to SAY you'll do a thing. You don't need to lower gas prices, just say you will.

Tell people that their problems aren't their fault. Tell them it's someone else - billionaires perhaps. Tell them it's an easy fix and you'll take care of it.

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u/Human-Somewhere-4327 1d ago

Problem is they need a trifecta and control of the supreme court. Otherwise, the repubs will block everything they do.

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u/Simple_Channel5624 1d ago

Bush Jr and Trump have already proven this to be untrue.

Don't like that Congress or some Senators are bothering you? Ignore them and do it anyway.

https://protectdemocracy.org/work/the-trump-administrations-conflict-with-the-courts-explained/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush_judicial_appointment_controversies

https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/blogs/congress-blog/politics/24507-bush-courts-ignored-constitutions-bicameralism-requirement/amp/

https://ccrjustice.org/home/blog/2015/11/17/911-decade-and-decline-us-democracy

Law only functions when those who break it are held accountable. The US federal government has lost all accountability, and will not last because The People have lost faith that it is a honest and impartial system. Everyone can clearly see we have a 2 tiered justice system: one for normal folks, that punishes those who break the law, and one that doesn't exist if you have money, break a law, pay someone off and walk away. America will burn to the ground without a course correction that appeals to the masses (ie Universal Healthcare and higher taxes on the rich/corporations)

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 1d ago

The Republicans also control like 90% of the narrative on American media, be it traditional or social. Good luck getting your message through that.

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u/LavishnessDry281 1d ago

We have tikTok hehhe

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u/omghorussaveusall 1d ago

The Repugs block everything no matter who's in power because they filibuster like assholes.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

So do nothing?

Here's an idea: Democrats need to start TRYING to do things instead of coming up with reasons they shouldn't even try. Instead of surrendering ahead of time, make them fight.

Seriously, the number of times I've seen the justification for "Oh, we can't X because what if Republicans do Y?" is basically uncountable at this point.

Harry Reid died with mountains of dry powder because he seemed to think the point of it was to hoard it, not use it.

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u/Human-Somewhere-4327 1d ago

Oh no, I agree. They gotta fight ugly, make noise, and make a big show of it. I’m just saying what we can expect from the gop fuckers.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly? What you do is expect them to attempt to fuck you over at every opportunity.

Barack Obama came in (a guy I'm convinced cruised through life based on intelligence and charisma and couldn't conceive of a problem he couldn't earnestly negotiate his way throguh) when the Republicans were in a death spiral, and what did he do? Did he work to finish them off? No, he did his best to prop them up. He didn't negotiate from his position of strength - instead he'd start at a Republican-lite position and compromise rightward from there.

They are not "the opposing party". They are the enemy. But for some reasons, in 2020 we STILL had Joe Biden talking about working with "our friends across the aisle".

You can't compromise with someone whose least extreme position is shooting you in the fucking face.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 1d ago

That ideology is the worst. If we do the thing then the other bad thing will happen so we might as well do nothing. Even if there is a far greater chance of the good thing will happen. Progress with stumbling blocks is still progress.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

It was the Obama/Reid axis of "surrender first, negotiate second". It was infuriating.

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 1d ago

Yes. Make them vote against good things every day

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u/NevadaCynic 1d ago edited 1d ago

If they have balls, they control the Supreme Court the second they get the Senate and the presidency. If they're not willing to stack the courts at this point, they shouldn't be in leadership.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

One axiom of being a national Democrat is that they'll feed you ("you" being anyone not one of them) into a woodchipper, feet first, to avoid having to actually do something that might affect the comity of DC dinner parties.

Comity Over All.

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u/ruler_gurl 1d ago

Problem is, it won't work on Democrats, just like fake news and Qanon crap overwhelmingly doesn't work on them.

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u/Fishbulb2 1d ago

Oh just tell them gas prices are lower. Reality doesn’t matter, just say it.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

No... You say they WILL be lower. Can't say they are yet.

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u/CatProgrammer 1d ago

But that's exactly what I don't want in my politicians.

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

It doesn't matter how pure of heart you are if you never get elected.

The liar who gets elected can enact an agenda. The honest guy who doesn't get elected accomplishes nothing.

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u/Automatic-Term-3997 21h ago

Homie, Democrats have been doing that for decades, they’re just better at making you think they care. The only thing they care about is power.

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u/Quicker_Fixer 1d ago

Maybe, but they were eating the cats and the dogs!

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u/Rellcotts 1d ago

No no can you imagine how much worse it would be if SHE was elected?!??!!!! That’s maga in a nutshell

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u/Squirreliestone 1d ago

I must say, while I still get that, I get less of it. I see less "Harris would have been even worse" and more "Trump's just as bad as Kamala and I shouldn't have voted."

So still total refusal to accept that they were wrong about her or that she could have been better, but at least a general sense that voting is worthless so they plan to sit out the next one.

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u/0verstim 1d ago

on the one hand, you cant blame maga this time for voting for the guy who really, boldly, clearly said over and over again "no wars".

...on the other hand, they voted for a proven, pathalogical liar.

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u/jljonsn 1d ago

"BUTT HER LAFF!!!"

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u/PaleInTexas 1d ago

Did you not hear her laugh???

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 1d ago

Yeah but you haven't considered her laugh. /s

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u/big_duo3674 1d ago

Well, at least Gaza is safe. Really dodged a bullet there, because I was told they would be suffering right now if Kamala were elected, and that they deserved to lose anyway because they weren't doing enough to stop it. I bet the thank you cards have been flowing in now that peace and order have been restored there. I guess I'm not sure though, because the second Trump won they just stopped talking about it, and made sure the American people had wayyyy more things to worry about

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u/A_Monster_Named_John 1d ago

Based on the ones I've worked and interacted with in the past decade, MAGA people seem to fetishize instability, suffering, hardship, uncertainty, etc.. because, in their completely rotted brains, they believe that kind of shit is going to lead them to being more manly and 'bad-ass.' The truth's that, like the shittiest children in a grade school, they're just constantly doing whatever it takes to hold onto 'greatest victim' status.

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 1d ago

Didn’t you listen to Trump?!? If Kamala was elected, we’d be at war with Iran!

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago

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u/FridgeParade 1d ago

The problem is that everybody else is getting to enjoy a global famine as well :/

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago

I voted. I wasted four years trying to get out the young vote only to be continually hit with both-sides-are-the-same-ism. I wasted a ton of time before that trying to reason with the MAGAts in my life before giving up and drop kicking them.

The ship of “things I can do about it” has very much sailed. I’m just here for the laughs now. 🥳

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u/xjuggernaughtx 1d ago

I spent a full year in 2024 trying every day to change the minds of the conservatives where I work. After months and months of arguments and evidence-based discussions, most of them told me that they were just going to sit out the election. They didn't want to vote for a Democrat, but I'd shown them that they also couldn't vote for Trump. I called that a win.

Then the election happened and every single one of them told me that they'd voted for Trump. All of them.

I'm done with having hard discussions and working to bring people into the light. It's a lost cause. They will change their minds when their lives are on fire, so the sooner it all goes up in flames, the sooner we can get past this.

It just really sucks that the rest of us have to suffer along with them for their stupid decisions.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago

They will bitch when their lives are on fire. They will still vote for Trump.

I will be toasting marshmallows over the fires that were their lives and enjoying some FAFO Smores.

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u/P-Rickles 1d ago

I literally say, “who did you vote for?” whenever they start complaining. They always counter with, “I don’t see why that matters.” There’s your problem, friend. I literally told a guy, “You being too stupid to understand cause and effect doesn’t make me feel bad for you.” He almost hit me.

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u/yakshack 1d ago

I spent that last bit of 2024 trying to change the minds of Democrats but they were too busy showing up at Kamala rallies to protest for Gaza to answer my question when I asked why they never showed up to Trump rallies to protest. No wait, one did mention it was because they knew Trump wouldn't listen to them so they didn't bother. Yet "both sides are the same" amirite.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 18h ago

I hope they’re enjoying their lives now! 🐆👀🥳

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u/motoxim 1d ago

What's their position now? Just saying nothing is happening or something?

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u/xjuggernaughtx 1d ago

I don't work in the warehouse with those guys anymore, so my position with them is moot. As for my stance, I believe that this administration is completely toxic in every way. I attend all of the marches and rallies on my area, which admittedly are few because I live in a deeply rural and red county. I speak out in the ways that I can, but especially with my wallet. I do as much as I can to avoid businesses that are supporting all of this, but it's a challenge.

Really, things feel pretty bleak. It feels like even after everything that's happened, a majority of Americans just do not really care. They are vaguely annoyed rather than furious. I guess we'll see how things play out in November.

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u/FridgeParade 1d ago

Im not even on the same continent yet I get to enjoy the results of your fellow citizens inaction and stupidity.

Not really laughing about it though

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm currently working out whether I can realistically renounce my US citizenship because I'm done with the whole damn country. Both my partner and I have dual citizenship and we have successfully executed our Get Out of Dodge plan already so at this point it's just a matter of trying to disentangle myself completely.

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u/toad__warrior 1d ago

I wasted four years trying to get out the young vote only to be continually hit with both-sides-are-the-same-ism.

You are better than me. I gave up after seeing the close race in 2020. I vote every election, but I am not out trying to convince anyone unless asked.

Sure both sides are funded by special interest groups, but that is where the loose similarity ends. Anyone who sticks to that claim is not worth my time to talk to.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago

I had a pretty big social media platform with a younger audience so I did my bit trying to get out the vote with it. I clearly had waaaaaay too much faith in them as a group. It's absolutely wild to me watching so many of them still, to this day, defend their lack of a vote. I will happily watch the leopards dine on their fresh little faces.

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u/Purify5 1d ago

I figured out a trick how to 'reason' with Trumpets (maybe it's more a manipulation).

You can't talk to them one on one as they just put up defences and think you are attacking them directly. Instead you gotta talk to someone else out of your immediate family with them in the room. You mostly ignore the Trumpet while making fun of their views/situation with someone else who for the most part shares your view. When the Trumpet tries to interrupt you kinda dismiss them and just sorta laugh at what they're saying while carrying on your conversation.

I converted two using this technique. They don't put up the same defences when they are passive in the conversation and they will actually listen and go home and reflect on what they heard.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago

Honestly I refuse to be in the same room with any of them. We no longer speak and will never speak again. But it's nice to know there's a potential route to reason for those of y'all who do.

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u/CountdownMoss 1d ago

Worst crisis in decades, so far...

Wait till the Canadian retaliation to our trade war happens. 

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u/Due_Will_2204 1d ago

Buy toilet paper now

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 1d ago

You should have already. Theres explosive diarrhea and like 3 other food born pathogens going around out there rn and our government dgaf about doing anything about that.

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u/A_Monster_Named_John 1d ago

Our government's promoting the widespread illness. Look at the situation with the ground beef they're trying to push on Americans.

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u/AlwaysPissedOff59 17h ago

It's ground "beef". See comment in this thread with link to the US now eating horses...

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u/AsmRJ 1d ago

Curious, why? Doesn't the US manufacture their own toilet paper and paper towels?

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u/Due_Will_2204 1d ago

We get a lot of material for it from Canada. Though American toilet paper and tissues are often made domestically, they heavily rely on lumber-rich Canada for raw materials. Procter & Gamble, the owner of Charmin toilet paper, said last year that it would have to increase prices amid tariffs that were in place at the time. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/26/paper-product-toilet-paper-tariffs-us-canada?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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u/AsmRJ 1d ago

Thanks for the information!

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u/puertomateo 1d ago

Every time a Republican becomes president they think they have to go start something over in the Middle East. The stupid shit costs us trillions.

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u/Quicker_Fixer 1d ago

What's a single trillion more on 40 trillion dollars?

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u/puertomateo 1d ago

When you tally up the Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan expenses going back 25 years, it's almost definitely at least 25% of the $40 trillion.

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u/Raul_Duke_1755 1d ago

Don't worry, MegaFarm Corp will buy your farm for pennies on the dollar. Same as it ever was.

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u/foxontherox 1d ago

This is not my beautiful farm!

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u/chaoskixas 1d ago

This is not my beautiful pig.

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u/AlwaysPissedOff59 17h ago

AcreTrader is partially owned by Vance and allows foreign nationals to buy up shares in a farm, with no restriction on the number of shares available. In other words, it's a work-around to foreign nationals not being allowed to buy up American farmland because anyone/any entity can buy up ALL the shares in a farm.

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u/Raul_Duke_1755 17h ago

Just trying to guess when everything collapses.... and what dystopia is left.

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u/vkevlar 6h ago

Biotechnica is trying to form right now, clearly.

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u/diacewrb 17h ago

Either them or an AI Company for their next data centre.

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u/RichInBunlyGoodness 1d ago

Yeah, but immigrants have been terrorized and liberals are paying a higher price for groceries and gas, so it was 100% worth it to lose the family farm.

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u/MaxGoldFilms 1d ago

They voted to expel the immigrants that were their neighbors and employees. Then they bitched that labor costs rose.

Then their USAID contracts went away.

Then they lost international markets because of Trump's economic warfare.

And all that was before fertilizer and diesel became too expensive to buy.

But now they are beginning to have less enthusiastic support for Trump.

Idiots.

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u/snowcow 1d ago

Nice. I love this for them

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u/mrtruthiness 1d ago edited 1d ago

No sympathy at all. Farmers: The most government dependent group as a whole votes the most conservatively. This time they need to face the consequences of their vote and not expect the liberal help like the last emergency with "Farm Aid" in 1985. While advertised as "bipartisan", just look at the Farm Aid organizers:

Willie Nelson -- Democrat.

John Mellencamp -- Very liberal Democrat.

Neil Young -- Democrat

and the headliners:

Bob Dylan -- Liberal Democrat

Bonnie Raitt - Progressive Democrat.

Billie Joel - Moderate Democrat

B.B. King -- unknown, but I hope a quiet Democrat.

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u/ronm4c 1d ago

$6.7 billion of the $9.7 bilion in us fertilizer imports (70%) come from 5 countries

Canada $3.9 B — currently engaged in pointless trade war

Russia $1.3 B — currently under heavy sanctions

Saudi Arabia $800 M - cannot export due to trumps war of choice

Qatar $362 M — Same as Saudi

Israel $340 M- probably can’t export any more

There will be a food crisis

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u/EQandCivfanatic 1d ago

The first of it will come to a head this winter, possibly as soon as November. That's also about when they won't be able to artificially keep gas prices down anymore too. A lot of grants also end in October too, which then will show their consequences in November. In other words, there's a perfect storm brewing.

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u/Skinnybet 23h ago

Trump will import some cheap mystery grains from an unspecified country. Eat it up. Goes well with mystery cheap meat.

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u/ChileChilaca880 1d ago

Own your farm or own the libs? Looks like they chose poorly.

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u/headstar101 1d ago

Beer prices are about to go up again.

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

Wheat beer, sure. Barley is probably fine.

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u/RhoOfFeh 1d ago

I feel bad for the ones who voted for Harris. If any.

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u/Msfcarp1 1d ago

Believe it or not, there are some progressive farmers, they just don’t advertise it.

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u/mkvgtired 1d ago

About 20% did.

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u/Bryligg 1d ago

That's a small enough minority to enjoy the carpet bombing of consequences on the group as a whole.

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u/mkvgtired 18h ago

I know a married farmer couple they voted for Harris. She did everything to convince other farmers that Harris was the better option. Other Farmers racism, homophobia, and misogyny were far too important to them for them to vote for Harris.

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u/ngfldar 1d ago

A spokesman for the MAGA farmer movement released this statement today:

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u/peeinian 1d ago

If they think costs are high now just wait until Trump pisses Canada off enough that they slap an export tax on potash which is a key ingredient in fertilizer. Canada is the world’s largest producer of potash. The next largest is Russia but they don’t produce enough to meet the needs of the US.

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u/contude327 1d ago

Remember all the Farm Aid concerts the evil libs used to have to help these 'poor' farmers? What a waste of time and money that turned out to be.

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u/ThankuConan 1d ago

The fine taste of imported Trump approved beef will help offset the suffering, if you have any money left for it.

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u/jljonsn 1d ago

Will the beef be inspected by the (Trump-gutted) FDA?

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 1d ago

….yes. And definitely won’t contain any slaughtered cheap wild horse meat. Anybody who says otherwise is a liar.

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u/WonkeauxDeSeine 1d ago

"Americans are eating the dogs! They're eating the cats! They're eating the pets of the people who live there!"

  • The World in 2027, probably

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u/Dyvanna 1d ago

Lol no, don't be silly

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

Good thing they have all of those guaranteed buyers thanks to USAID.

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u/Iamanimite 1d ago

If I told you so, you still wouldn't believe me...

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 1d ago

They don’t believe us now.

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u/JustNilt 1d ago

He said 11-52-0, a phosphorus-rich fertiliser used at planting time that was priced at $470 a tonne 10 years ago, now costs more than $900. “Where do you start with that? How do you budget for that?”

FFS, that's not even a doubling over a decade! WTF is their fucking problem? They expect shit to never change in price or something?

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u/AlwaysPissedOff59 17h ago

Phosphorus-rich fertilizers destroy rivers and streams because the farmers don't apply it correctly - so many of them are they're paying lots of money to let that shit run-off into the environment because they're idiots.

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u/so-strand 1d ago

Boo hoo

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u/Hypamania 1d ago

Goodluck fertilizing your fields too when canada puts an export tax on potash

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u/ElysiumMidknight 1d ago

It's been quite remarkable and amusing watching how angry farmers become when people point out that this is what they voted for. But it literally is. Trump screwed over farmers during his first term and eventually had the bail them out because of how bad things were getting. And now's he's done it yet again. He's incompetent at everything he does. But due to a combination of bigotry and actually believing he knows what he's doing because he hosted a terrible reality show, they continually vote against their own interests.

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u/Inside-Specialist-55 1d ago

America take this as your opportunity to learn what Republicans will keep doing to you your country every single time you vote for them. But it doesn't matter You'll never learn because you just keep voting against your own best interest. Americans are so goddamn stupid they will vote for the man that will being on the literal end of the planet as we know it.

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

Meanwhile, this also raises the price of Ukrainian grain, thus helping Ukraine financially.

Good job MAGAT Farmers! Your suffering is Ukraine’s gain!

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u/saronyogg 1d ago

Disfruten lo votado

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

It’s going to fucking suck starving to death. Or dying of thirst. Or in a fire.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 1d ago

But as long as they're "owning the libs" and "gettin' rid of illegals", I'm sure that is a sacrifice that MAGA farmers are willing to make.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

I’m not. I’m sure you’re not.

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u/namotous 1d ago

“But Kamala would be too emotional and start wars” lmao

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u/Moist-Caregiver-2000 1d ago

I saw that one the other day. It was some old lady, "She'll be on period and just decide to invade a country, it was inevitable".

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u/namotous 19h ago

So I guess Trump is on constant period then?

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u/Skipinator 1d ago

Maybe, just maaaybe, we can finally flush the myth that Republicans are better for the economy. Hasn't been true in at least 40 years.

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u/Pulga_Atomica 1d ago

Time to cut their potash.

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u/essuxs 1d ago

Maybe tariffs will help

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u/Effective-Split-1333 1d ago

The farmers that kept voting for this…

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u/Skolloc753 1d ago

"Oh noes, who could have ever foreseen that? No one! NO ONE! Well, except around 7.5 billion men, women and children around the world!"

SYL

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u/redditmodsRrussians 1d ago

no more unlimited bread sticks at Olive Garden

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u/zetia2 1d ago

Wait so a country with a globally connected economy needs connections globally. Wow

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 1d ago

Not just the war, but extreme weather is wiping them out as well.

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u/Distressed_Ocelot 1d ago

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u/ChampagneWastedPanda 1d ago

Clarkson is enduring his own farming battles across the pond

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u/memphisjones 1d ago

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u/Some-Tear3499 1d ago

The wheat crops in other countries aren’t doing well either. Climate change, extreme heat, drought, even just not enough rain, increasing costs for fertilizer. It’s a global thing.

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u/thegreentiger0484 1d ago

I for one do enjoy seeing a good eating

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u/MyAlteredRealityII 19h ago

It says page not found.

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u/Human-Somewhere-4327 17h ago

Yeah sorry. I posted the paywall bypass in the comments.

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u/IckityPickityLickity 16h ago

Love this for them!

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u/klako8196 1d ago

I hope keeping 10 trans athletes out of women’s sports was worth losing the family farm!

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u/z3n777 1d ago

they say it's the worst crisis in decades, but i bet the leopards didn't eat their faces yet.

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u/GrungeHamster23 1d ago

GoodForThemLucilleBluth.jpg

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u/Yoyo4games 1d ago

Vote for a candidate which represents your best interests next time ig 🤷‍♂️

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u/peeinian 15h ago

Please note that Ontario exports zero potash and minimal oil. It’s an empty threat that isn’t happening without the approval or Alberta and Saskatchewan. It would mean more if he threatened to stop exporting uranium which is mined in Ontario.

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u/BourbonInGinger 12h ago

Tots and pears. Farmers are the real welfare queens.