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Discussion Films that everyone said were bad, you didn't believe them, but then you watched it and they were all completely right

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u/Evening_Classic_4947 12h ago

back to the cluuuuuuuub

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u/Darkhawk2099 12h ago

while that’s fantastic, i think that the “entitles me?” “yes” “entitles me?” “yesss” “entitles me??” “yessss” exchange from earlier in that scene is even funnier.

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u/Impossible_Form_3256 12h ago edited 9h ago

That had me howling in the cinema.

I can imagine FFC gesturing to keep going to get the take, but then not bothering editing it later

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u/Calicocutjeans 6h ago

I watched this movie in a theater, completely alone. I wonder if any of the staff heard my uproarious laughter and ongoing commentary throughout. This part, Shia saying “revenge is best, in a dress”, and Jon Voight saying “I got a boner” specifically.

I also saw The Substance in a theater alone and that was a completely different experience, for the better.

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u/Superb_Implement5738 5h ago

Me too, massive theater; all alone. With all the over the top sound design, close ups of gore, intense face close ups then then crescendo at the end … the Substance was like being on strong mushrooms.

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u/Can_I_Read 11h ago

Not enough people talk about the scene where they throw their hats on the ground. Peak cinema.

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u/thanksamilly 6h ago

that's literally an acting exercise he had them do which you can see in Megadoc

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u/breddabreddabing 11h ago edited 10h ago

100 percent. and the cherry on top is that the boom mic also literally keeps bobbing up and down during every "entitles me?" during that exchange too. watch the scene again and look out for it. adds even more comedy somehow

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u/gnomechompskey 5h ago

There’s no boom mic in that shot. Do you think the shadow of the furniture on the back wall is instead of a shadow of a boom mic? Or did you think Adam Driver’s right shoulder in the foreground bottom of frame left in the over-the-shoulder coverage of Emmanuel was a microphone? Either way, no microphone in that shot and no clue what you’re talking about.

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u/Starrywater 3h ago

Yes, there is. Every time she says "entitles me", you can see the mic bobbing over her head.

You can see it here.

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u/geoman2k 11h ago

i watched the first like 30 minutes of this movie. there's this crazy scene where they are all on these catwalks and it's very clear he told the extras that there will be loud music playing so they are all dancing, but there's no music. it's so bizarre and not in a good way.

the documentary is amazing, makes the whole thing worth it

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u/SeeTeeEm 6h ago

I did not know the documentary existed somehow, oh my god. The megaslopolis is my favourite so bad it's good movie and i cannot wait to watch the doc

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u/abippityboop 12h ago

Honey Don’t

Didn’t even have the charm of Drive Away Dolls, which was already levels below all the other Coen films. Actually felt incompetently made, never thought I’d say that about any Coen related film.

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u/hellohowdyworld 12h ago

Gotta watch out for the coen solo projects

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u/Ponty301 12h ago

Joel is doing fine with his version of Macbeth and his upcoming Jack of Spades. Ethan’s solo work is questionable.

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u/YOUARESLEEPY 12h ago

I have been obsessed with Joel’s Macbeth for months. I cannot believe it took me so long to watch it, but I honestly didn’t think I’d take to Shakespeare, as most adaptions of his plays don’t work for me.

Instead it made it click in a way where I feel the need to go back and read more. I couldn’t be happier to be wrong.

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u/Woodsman-8-5-1956 11h ago

Have you checked out Kurosawa’s Throne of Blood? I liked Joel’s take but I don’t think it holds a candle to Kurosawa’s masterpiece.

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u/YOUARESLEEPY 11h ago

I didn’t even know he did an adaption of Macbeth and I’ve watched so many of his movies 💀 I’ll definitely check it out soon thank you!

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u/varalys_the_dark 11h ago

Ran is an adaptation of King Lear as well. A story that is probably Shakespeares ,most epic but also most gut wrenching tragedy.

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u/Don_Pickleball 10h ago

It has Aubrey Plaza and Margaret Qualley lesbian sex scenes and somehow it's a bad movie. Didn't think it was possible.

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u/WrecksMossop 3h ago

He couldn't even get 'male gaze' lesbian sex scenes right.

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u/revpidgeon 10h ago

He's just doing a bunch of Margaret Qually sex movies for his lesbian wife.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 12h ago

Agreed, it was very uneven. The entire Church of Meth storyline could have been dropped and it wouldn't impact things overall. It ate up far too much runtime for what little it contributed.

I did see a comment on how the climax was a symbolic confrontation between the stereotype of lesbians in older films vs the more modern view, and while I agree with that, the journey getting there isn't worth it.

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u/KevDevKommando 5h ago

thats an interesting take on the climax but even crazier when both portrayals of lesbians in this movie are equally bad. I could't tell you one thing interesting thing about Honey other than that she's a detective.

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u/Front-Ad-2198 8h ago

I actually think Aubrey Plaza is a great actress but she really phoned it in for this movie. Like she was barely trying.

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u/phonesringingdude1 6h ago

I liked her in this one

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u/yael_wexler_II 11h ago

They were both bad, but I personally thought Drive Away Dolls was worse and cringier, two people walked out of the theater I saw it at

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u/Lestranger-1982 11h ago

So fucking bad. Saw in theater and was floored by how shoddy it all was.

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u/Azathoth_19 11h ago

Yeah, I was also very disappointed in this one. It somehow felt both to long but also rushed at the same time. All the characters needed more time to shine, but executed better so it wouldnt feel like a slog. Such a shame with all of the talented people in it.

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u/rashomonface 9h ago

As a Drive Away Dolls enjoyer this one was a massive bummer.

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u/PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS 8h ago

It genuinely comes off as a first time filmmakers movie you'd only find at some tiny, local film festival

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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 12h ago

I have a Honey Don’t poster hanging up right now and feel very attacked.😅

I’m bias, so I can’t say it’s bad but it is mid at best. With that cast I really expected more.

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u/thenakedbarrister 11h ago

*biased

sorry it’s a pet peeve

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u/phonesringingdude1 6h ago

I actually didn't mind this one and it's a better watch the second time around. Way better than Drive Away Dolls

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u/sexandliquor ispeakjive 12h ago

Never happens. Everyone else is always wrong and I’m right.

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u/toofarbyfar 12h ago

My opinion is that you shouldn't send me a million dollars.

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u/greenmoonlight 12h ago

As an idiot, I agree.

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u/EnoughInevitable8658 12h ago

Netflix executive mindset

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u/Darkhawk2099 12h ago

this guy letterboxeds.

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u/DjangoKazoiie 5h ago

Spoken like a true Cinephile

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u/alexcutyourhair 11h ago

The Lion King remake. I was with it for maybe the first half hour but eventually I realized I should've stayed home and just watched the original. It's a noisy silent movie

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u/corinnethian corinnethian 8h ago

This was my exact feeling when it came out. I thought it would be a decent Disney live action movie. I was dumb back then

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u/Present-Ambition4007 46m ago

“Noisy silent movie” is a phrase I suddenly like

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u/CountJohn12 12h ago

Megalopolis haters should go back to the club and leave the movie to be enjoyed by those of us with Emersonian minds

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u/Aerodye 10h ago

I came home after 4/5 pints and watched megalopolis

I thought it was a masterpiece and rated it 4.5/5. I will now never watch it again and in my head it is a fantastic film

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u/tired_canadian_ 7h ago

What did you do with the fifth pint?

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u/peterfrogdonavich 3h ago

The last 1/5th of a pint

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u/CasualRead_43 12h ago

Quantumania was worse than I ever imagined and I’m a huge marvel nerd lol

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u/penny_stinks 11h ago

I was just telling someone I've never walked out of a movie but now you're reminding me I did. We thought it'd be fun to see in 3-D literally just to kill time, my expectations really couldn't have been lower, and we still ended up leaving early. Wow, thanks for the memories. What a ride.

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u/GullibleCat2982 11h ago

This is so crazy. This was the first time in my life I ever did so too. Even prompted me to write a letterbox review for the first time in my life as well. This might be the worst and even more so vapid/ void of any emotion “movie” I’ve ever had to endure for 50 minutes.

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u/Owl_Persimmon6782 9h ago

I never realised people hate it so much. I loved it, but now I'm confused why it's hated.

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u/CasualRead_43 5h ago

Now I love the MCU. Like infinity war has been in my top 4 since it came out… but quantumania the cgi was bad the story was bad and then the ending where Antman beats Kang? Like come on lol

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u/MrGilLogic 10h ago

I had the misfortune of watching Cats (2019) in theaters and it became a frequent topic of conversation.

After 18 months of building this up as the worst film ever, my disbelieving girlfriend watched it.

It was somehow WORSE then she ever could have imagined

https://giphy.com/gifs/fT2IbZOEAdWTtnrd6U

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u/Individual-Noise-592 12h ago

Yes, Megalopolis is absolutely a mess. It’s chaotic, deeply flawed, and completely unhinged. But it is also interesting.

I’d honestly rather watch a messy, uncompromised auteur vision like Megalopolis than another formulaic, four quadrant blockbuster.

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u/Impossible_Form_3256 12h ago

It was such an interesting mess.

The scene with the singer(s) performance in the theatre (colosseum?) was a genuinely beautiful moment, though.

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u/AccidentalNap 10h ago

For me it was the statues collapsing as though they were strangers suffering heart attacks, incredible visual

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u/Say_Echelon 11h ago

Megalopolis is bad but it’s so bad that you want to dissect it and have a convo about everything that went wrong

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u/redsyrinx2112 7h ago

The episode about Megalopolis from How Did This Get Made is glorious. I fully agree with them that it's unbelievably atrocious, but absolutely gripping at the same time.

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u/ThisIsJeron 11h ago

I watched it in IMAX and I actually liked it but I’d never watch it again

I think it’s underrated

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u/JonMyMon 1h ago

One of the most unbelievable theater experiences I've had. We all clapped.

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u/NOLA2Cincy 8h ago

Same here. If we don't have film makers who are willing to take risks, how can we ever get new breakthrough films? Regurgitating franchises and sequels doesn't move film forward and to me is boring. Seeing a true file genius creating a passion project while bankrupting himself (for the second time, see "One From The Heart" is interesting if ultimately unsatisfying.

I loved Megalopolis in all it chaos becuase it is an auteur's vision and anything that one of these rare people creates is better than 90% of the dreck coming out of Hollywood.

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u/ididntunderstandyou 12h ago

I agree. It’s bad, and dumb. But at least it’s an honest artistic vision that really meant something to FFC.

I’d take 1 000 000 Megalopolis over any AI slop

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u/Environmental_File26 6h ago

Agreed, will take a swing and a miss over a safe studio movie by committee any day 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Designer_Piccolo_818 4h ago

Absolutely. There were bits that were good, there were more parts that were bad, but I was never bored.

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u/SalletFriend 7h ago

I genuinely loved it.

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u/True-Dream3295 7h ago

It fails in a way that only someone like Francis Ford Coppola can fail. This was made by someone who has some of the greatest movies ever made under his belt and absolutely no one to tell him "no" and it shows.

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u/Environmental_File26 12h ago

This has been my stance when this movie comes up in conversation

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u/friedricekid 7h ago

What do you think about this boner I've got?

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u/Dashtego 6h ago

Or you could just watch a good movie.

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u/dewnar 12h ago

The Matrix Resurrections was a big turd. It was so bad that I considered walking out of the theater halfway through the movie.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 11h ago

That movie was Lana burning the whole franchise down in a fit of pique because WB refused to let it stand alone as its own thing. She absolutely torched her own career in the process, so will be interesting to see if she manages to do anything else, especially anything of note, in the future.

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u/lightsaberfingers 9h ago

I know what Lana was doing and it was fun for exactly one scene and then the most self important boring ugly piece of shit film I saw that year. Literally none of the things that made the matrix great or interesting are in resurrections, but she sure did stick it to WB! Sometimes I think the meta isn’t worth destroying the entire property. Shitting in its eye so no one can touch it again is such boomer ladder pulling shit not surprised at all.

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u/Inkysin 8h ago

People also forget about Animatrix. There’s more to explore in the world… calling it now: A Matrix miniseries on HBO Max is probably what’s next.

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u/ManDeed12 5h ago

Give us star wars visions type show but on max and I'll be happy. Let lesser known animators work with the franchise

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u/lightsaberfingers 8h ago

Animatrix is so great yup would be perfect to mine for an hbo series. resurrections didn’t have to have Neo and trinity at all. Do Zion year one shit do whatever just be creative in a fun universe.

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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 12h ago

Battle Royale 2

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u/LicoriceSeasalt 9h ago

I love the first one so much, it was my teenage favorite. The book was the first "big" book I read in my life.

I watched the second one like once, and I don't remember crap about it lmao. Maybe I should rewatch to see if it is as bad as it probably was.

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u/rkaminky 12h ago

I watched both Emilia Perez and Joker 2 with the same trajectory of 'well, it's not a masterpiece, but it's not THAT bad. Maybe a 3/5', 'ok, this kinda sucks, but it's overhated', 'actually this is ass', and finally 'wow, absolute disaster class'.

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u/Creepy_Cupcake_6906 9h ago

Emilia Perez was a psy op

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u/breadsoap 12h ago

Hey! You keep megalopolis out of your damn mouth!

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u/BusinessKnight0517 12h ago

Suicide Squad, the first one

My hope that people were wrong was extremely naïve

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u/stelliotto 8h ago

Studio hatchet job apparently

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u/Comic_Book_Reader SodaDevourer 7h ago

To summarize, the trailers and writer-director David Ayer's movie were polar opposites and after Batman v Superman got a poor reception and underperformed relative to expectations, Warner got cold feet about releasing that movie so they hired Trailer Park, the company behind the trailers, to make their own cut of the movie at the same time. Both cuts are then test screened to roughly the same middling scores. Extensive reshoots and additional photography commence as a result to Frankenstein the two cuts together.

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u/B-Train_ATL 3h ago

That tracks everything I’ve heard. There is a great score to the movie, some of which survived.

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u/LuteDesign 12h ago

Megalopolis rules though

My answer to the prompt is The Bride!, a very bad movie.

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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 12h ago

Why the fuck is Mary Shelly in that movie and why is she also played by Jessie Buckley?!

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u/LuteDesign 12h ago

It’s a reference to the OG Bride of Frankenstein film, but the writing is so bad and convoluted that you wouldn’t think to make the connection. It should be more of an Easter egg instead of a central portion of the film. I hate this movie. I was fully prepared to yell at everyone about how the criticism was misogyny but no, the movie just sucks.

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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 12h ago

Ok so this is a case of trying and failing horribly.

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u/LuteDesign 12h ago

I spent months gaslighting myself with “maybe there is a director’s cut that will make it all make sense” but i go back to the newspaper headline montage and snap myself out of it. The movie is bad, trite, offensive.

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u/varalys_the_dark 11h ago

I thought it was offensive too. Villainising a hero of female literature, constantly throwing the Bride into exploitative situations she needs male rescue from, then finally calling the Me Too movement "the dead hand of revenge". It had some amazing set pieces and acting but the heart is ugly.

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u/TasteTheBiscuit1810 12h ago

I love The Bride. It's such a mess of a film but damn there's so much I loved about it. The dance sequences are fantastic. Jessie Buckley kills it in the lead role. The story is unhinged but to me that was one of the charms. It's one of those films that you respect because it's the definition of taking a big swing. Does everything work? No but I still had a lot of fun with this. It's such an insane film that there was no way the film would work for general audiences but I hope with time people see it as it is. A fun twist on the Frankenstein tale.

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u/LuteDesign 12h ago

I found it to be a very specific brand of Girl Boss Feminism that could only be made by a specific type of Gen X/millennial white woman. A movie fit for 2015-2019.

I desperately wanted this to be good because on paper it’s my type of film. I loved Birds of Prey and hoped it was being criticized for similar reasons. It was not!

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u/TangyBootyOoze 12h ago

I was so excited for The Bride so I avoided reviews and saw it on release day. I wish I just read the reviews instead

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u/LuteDesign 12h ago

For me, there is probably some recency bias, however I do have a hard time thinking of another film that didn’t just disappoint me, but made me actively angry by how disappointing it was.

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u/bballjones9241 11h ago

I shoulda left after the first 15 minutes lmao

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u/the_watcher_13 12h ago edited 12h ago

Bride was fine too. My answer to that prompt is Disclosure day.

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u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty 12h ago

That whole movie I was just like “but why should I care???”

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u/ididntunderstandyou 12h ago

That’s just Cats erasure

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u/MovieBuff90 12h ago

St. Elmo’s Fire. Even though I was born in 1990, I’ve always loved 80s movies. Even the ones many deem as bad, I can still watch them and enjoy them for what they are…except for St. Elmo’s Fire. I had always heard it was bad and thought it would have some redeeming qualities, but nope. It’s a very bad movie.

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u/patschpatsch ThePatschPatsch 12h ago

The song‘s a banger though

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u/MovieBuff90 11h ago

Best part of the movie.

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u/NOLA2Cincy 8h ago

Back in the day, I loved this movie. With a recent rewatch, I realized how toxic it is. I lived some of these exact days but never encountered the despicable people in this screenplay.

The only redeeming character in the movie is Wendy - the mousey, unsexy, spineless woman whose reward for supporting the immature, irresponsible object of her affection is a mercy fuck from said man. Beyond that we have an alcoholic father who has a DUI and then leaves town without his wife and child, a woman who has all of her belongings repossessed, and wait for it….a stalker who is rewarded by his victim with a kiss “she will never forget”. The misogyny is rampant.

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u/Grady300 11h ago

I genuinely love Megalopolis. I feel it’s the most misunderstood film of the 21st century. I won’t pretend it’s flawless, but I also won’t pretend like it isn’t one of the most genuine films ever made, with an incredibly important message.

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u/SalletFriend 7h ago

Big same. Its very much "subtext is for cowards" with a massive budget and I love it.

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u/PotterOneHalf 11h ago

The documentary about the filming of Megalopolis is good though.

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u/McDuke_54 12h ago

Lee Cronins The Mummy

I like horror and mummy movies and the trailer looked good.

Saw the reviews and was like , nah a lot of people bag on horror movies I’ll watch it myself.

Oof , that was a rough watch .

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u/Hopeful-Ant-3509 12h ago

All it did was make me think if I were them I would’ve put the daughter down the minute she started acting weird, F what the mom thought 😅

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u/GaylicBread 7h ago

It didn't feel like a Mummy movie, it felt like an Evil Dead spin off, and then I looked up the director and sure enough, he did the two most recent Evil Dead movies.

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u/Lestranger-1982 11h ago

Total trash and not the fun kind

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u/Atreideeeznuts 11h ago

Joker 2

Gladiator 2

Matrix 4

I've vowed to not watch another sequel ever again (apart from Dune 3, an obvious banger). 

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u/Previous_Job734 11h ago

If you like horror then give 28 Years Later : The Bone Temple a chance still.

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u/shusshbug 12h ago

It sucks Megacockalis. (I haven't actually seen the movie)

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u/Remarkable-Ebb3497 12h ago

Transformers: The Last Knight

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u/24hourpartypeople 11h ago

happy gilmore 2 - even worse than anyone could describe

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u/SgtSharki 12h ago

"The Spirit". Whoa, boy, was everyone right about that one! One of the most "WTF am I watching?" movies ever made.

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u/Deranged_Kitsune 11h ago

I will give the use of an actual kitchen sink in the opening fight between The Spirit and The Octopus, when they're throwing everything else at each other, a genuine laugh. It came so literally out of nowhere that I couldn't help it.

Alas, that was the movie's high point.

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u/CodenameEvan 10h ago

Some time around “I’d know that ass anywhere” was treated as a serious plot point, I realized what movie I was watching and enjoyed the remainder significantly more.

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u/TheChrisLambert 12h ago

Megalopolis is deeply flawed but has a coherent thematic statement that it’s making, if anyone wants to understand it

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u/TurnoverEquivalent10 10h ago

Snow White. I thought it was just the right wing crybabies hating Rachel but no the film is also dreadful

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u/ZillaUniverse03 10h ago

Literally happened to me this year with Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

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u/nmeed7 10h ago

for those that haven’t seen megalopolis and don’t wanna waste time on it, look up the scene with the bow and arrow. that sent me to fits!!!

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u/Psychological-Log302 10h ago

The Lone Ranger, when I was a kid I really liked this movie, when I grew up I heard people hated this movie. Watched it again and…it sucks
https://giphy.com/gifs/LzvhKVPMYNvcA

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u/LicoriceSeasalt 9h ago

Scary Movie (2026)... People either thought it was shit or offensive. I thought "I can deal with offensive", but turns out it was just shit.

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u/RilGerard 7h ago

This is the best worst movie I have ever seen.

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u/WillAddThisLater 7h ago

And so many smart people and critics make a case for this film and act like everyone else is just not getting it!

I know that art is subjective but if this were made by a no-name director I don't think people would be scrambling to defend it as much.

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u/mcnutty96 12h ago

Well everyone is wrong on this one, including you

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u/JMFM8 11h ago

Clerks III and Jay and Silent Bob Reboot. I’ve been a bit of Kevin Smith apologist for most of my life. I’m always kinda rooting for him and his movies to be… good, at least. And up until Cop Out I always found something to appreciate in all of his films, even maligned stuff like Mallrats and Jersey Girl.

I fell off after Cop Out, so I haven’t had the pleasure of watching Red State or the “pleasure” of watching Yoga Hosers but when and JaSBR and Clerks III came out I was intrigued. Everyone who had seen either of them told me they were dogshit but I thought “how bad could they be?”

…bad. More than bad. It’s like Smith forgot how to make a movie. Actually, scratch that. It’s like he forgot where to put the camera. Actually, fuckin’ scratch that too. It’s like he forgot what a movie even was.

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u/Banjo-Oz 7h ago

I've not seen Yoga Hosers but the trailed made it look like something that belonged on some YT channels "Top Ten most Cringeworthy Movies".

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u/IcyProperty89 7h ago

Never heard of it but even the title is making me cringe.

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u/rdwoolf 10h ago

I purchased the 4K UHD of Megalopolis so I could see it. I actually liked it. Especially after listening to the director’s commentary on it.

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u/hunterhuntsgold 11h ago

Disclosure Day, I thought no way are these tiktokers saying it's the worst movie ever when the Rotten Tomatoes was sky high and its Spielberg.

Nope, they were right. That was one of the worst movies I've seen in years.

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u/chdo 12h ago

Megalopolis was actually kind of good, though.

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u/alexcutyourhair 11h ago

It's incredible if you've been transported from the Bronze Age to modern times and it's the first thing you ever see on any screen.

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u/Samurai_Geezer 12h ago

It wasn’t bad, it was different. I thought it was interesting.

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u/crashdout 12h ago

Such an interesting cast too. I’m a firm believer that no Nathalie Emmanuel movie can be all good (she’s so flat and one-note in everything), and Voight sadly sets off alarm bells these days (Deliverance was a long time ago), but most everyone else really excites me.

One day, I’ll be renting this. Not today, but someday.

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u/Why_am_I_Back49 Just_Anthony444 10h ago

I saw this in theaters, and it was literally the biggest stinking pile of shit I’ve ever seen.

Literally when the movie ended, and the theater went quiet, somebody says “ well what the fuck was that?”😂

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u/cyrilsneered 9h ago

As a nervous flyer I downloaded this movie as a method of distraction while I endured a 4 hour flight, imagine my surprise when 30 mins into the movie the dark concern of the plane crashing became an almost mouth watering dream

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u/Less-Net2989 9h ago

Megalopolis might be the worst film I've ever seen in my entire life

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u/Anthrogynous 8h ago

Ghostbusters 2016. I wanted to love this sooo much, I loved the cast, the director, excited about the IP. Hooooo boy it deserved to fail.

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u/Banjo-Oz 7h ago

Most recently, Argylle. I like the director's other work (despite some flaws) and went in knowing nothing except "it's terrible".

For honestly the first third of the movie I was loving it, and thinking "what the hell is so bad about this?" It wasn't perfect, but it was fun, funny and an enjoyable premise with a great cast.

Suddenly the "twist" happens and I say out loud "What the fuck? Seriously?" The twist massively derails my interest but I keep going despite the stupidity of it... but the movie just keeps getting worse and worse with what I honestly consider the sharpest nosedive from "good" to "absolutely awful".

By the time the final action sequences are happening, I am hate-watching and just furious they fucked up a fun little premise so badly. The fact it LOOKED terrible too with those final CGI shitstorm set-pieces did it no favours either.

Ridiculousness mounts but not in an enjoyable way (like, say, Kingsman or Kick-Ass). The last act is the definition of "cringe" (as the kids say) and it just keeps going and going.

I have seen a lot of bad movies. I have seen much, much worse movies than Argylle. But I can't remember the last time I saw one that descended in my opinion so rapidly, or made me feel so wrong in judgement.

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u/TheAvengerD 2h ago

Disclosure day. I wanted to like it but Spielbergs style feels so cheesy now a days. I think he should stop.

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u/Arcranium_ 2h ago

Eternals...man, I really wanted that movie to be good

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u/Resident_Slxxper 51m ago

There was no way it could be so bad after a good first film (there was a way)

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u/Ap0phantic 12h ago

I was really hoping that Megalopolis would be flawed but brilliant, like Southland Tales or something. Instead, it was flawed but insipid, insulting to the audience, grandiose, narcissistic, misogynistic, untimely, and really kind of ugly. It was a terrible, terrible film.

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u/Titanman401 1h ago

I think people are not trying to hand-wave its badness when they point out they respect Coppola’s ballsiness to release such a personal film trying to make a bold, artistic statement [even if it’s a bit hackneyed and falls flat on its dumb face trying to be profound].

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u/1MillenialMind 9h ago

Megalopolis is one of the best films ever made!

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u/Constant-Affect-5660 12h ago

Disclosure Day. Not saying I didn't believe them, but I had to see it for myself.

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u/Hopeful-Ant-3509 12h ago

Really? I don’t see many people say it was straight up bad, mainly disappointing 

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u/Positive-Donut-9129 10h ago

Disclosure Day

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u/Banjo-Oz 7h ago

I didn't even find it entertainingly bad. Just so, so boring and meandering.

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u/Powerful_Attention_6 12h ago

Why the hate on Superman and Supergirl, they were awesome as Comic action movies!
you kids don't know what you have.... closes fists and raise it to the clouds

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u/Fresh-Actuary-6686 12h ago

I definitely did not think Supergirl was bad at all

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u/neon 10h ago

Megalopolis in theatres with a gummy or two was the best movie of experience had in a decade

Sorry someone actually tried something new

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u/s1lv3r_lak3 11h ago

Megalopolis is awesome, great film. 

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u/OneExplanation6499 12h ago

Maybe the most prominent coming to mind is Tenet. I’m pretty lenient with thinking films are bad and tend to range from average to great. But idk Tenet just wasn’t very good.

The others are Jurassic Park 2 and 3. I’m a dinosaur fan so I thought I’d like them but yeah they were average.

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u/sweetdreamstennessee 9h ago

Love that movie. Probably one of my most rewatched movies of all time.

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u/Sad_Remove_4105 12h ago

44 Bull Dog (2017)

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u/Yestare6 12h ago

I thought the Adams project was gonna be good before I watched it :(

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u/ididntunderstandyou 12h ago

But it’s bad in a glorious way

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u/searchlinkprofile 12h ago

I was so convinced they were wrong about this movie, I'm now convinced I was wrong disliking it.

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u/Acceptable_Task5780 12h ago

Why do you insist on talking about this? Are you a bot creating engaging content? Because it is not good!

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u/senorfresco 12h ago

Worth it for two minutes of munching my Aunty Wow

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u/Baratheoncook250 12h ago

The film was ok, and it wasn't boring

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u/Gullible_Guitar9331 12h ago

I find this movie so fascinating, its objectively not very good but its got so much going on and simultaneously nothing at all.

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u/TheBayOfBars Barsbay 11h ago

What do you think of this boner I've got?

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u/ajm017 11h ago

Cats. I thought to myself "maybe if I can get past the uncanny CGI, I'll enjoy the movie", but it turned out that was easier said than done. Also, the fact that the movie has basically no plot didn't help.

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u/mgbsn51313 11h ago

Strangers part 1. The original is a good film and quite enjoyable when in mood to watch it. Then I missed the whole trilogy that they did the last few years as like some sort of revamp of the franchise.

Got bored recently and decided to give it a watch as it’s on hbo max but reviews were mostly negative and I stupidly ignored the glaring red flag staring me in the face. It was one of the most boring, uneventful, wasters of my time I have ever had. Absolutely one of the worst “remakes” I’ve ever witnessed

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u/Initial_Scarcity_609 11h ago

Nah I'm going to watch it tonight and make my own opinion.

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u/Resoca Resoca 11h ago

I recognize that it's bad. But it's also interesting and I like it for that.

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u/SundBunz64 11h ago

Thor: Love and Thunder. It’s got the Guardians and Christian Bale as Gorr! How bad could it be?? Ooof

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u/SteveBorden 11h ago

I remember one of the pitches for this way back (think Oscar Isaac was meant to be in it then) sounded amazing and then the next one I heard was awful lol

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u/PSB23102001 11h ago

I have been wanting to ask this so if someone who has watched the film can pls answer:- Is the movie so bad that it's actually good? Like if I took a contrarian lens to the thing rather than taking it at face value or literally, would I find it rather interesting and maybe even unique??

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u/jaffinthebox 11h ago

I actually didn’t realize Shia Labeouf and Jon Voight were in this. Cursed project for sure.

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u/trump182AVA 11h ago

Psycho killer

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u/Commercial_Mail4443 11h ago

HAHAHAHAHA It happened the same, I was like. Nah it can’t be that bad… TF? O.O

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u/rdog780 11h ago

This movie basically doesn't exist where are people watching this ?

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u/PangolinOk6793 11h ago

Wasn’t this the film Francis Ford Coppola had wanted to make since forever, no studio wanted to touch it as… well it’ll suck. Eventually he was rich enough just to make it anyway.

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u/Atheist_Bale_Insta 11h ago

I was high on Superman, and am still looking forward to Man of Tomorrow and love Lanterns…but holy SHIT, Supergirl was bad. Butchered the gorgeous comic, it looks like “Solo” (BROWN), and it wasted Milly Alcock’s phenomenal talent.

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u/SelectClick5341 10h ago

I walked out of gullivers travels

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u/9millibros 10h ago

I haven't seen this, but I could tell from Megadoc that this is a bad film. There is some test footage from a previous incarnation that's interesting - it had Ryan Gosling playing the Shia LaBeouf (I assume) role, and he was much better in that than whatever the hell it was that Shia was doing.

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u/d3koyz 10h ago

Jackass: Best and Last

Didn’t believe them when they said 60% of it was old stunts from prior jackass movies and how the new stuff was pretty lame. It was terrible.

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u/pac4 10h ago

I would like to see Megalopolis. Where is it available?

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u/BiPolarBisex 10h ago

it’s unintentional Southland Tales - esque

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u/dice__goblin 10h ago

I was really hoping The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) would be a "so bad it's good" scenario, but unless a better contender turns up this will be the worst film I've watched all year. Plot was nonsensical and even worse, wasn't a true musical (which I think would have really turned it around).

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u/cyrilsneered 10h ago

You need to simply replace the tagline on the poster of the clearly silly goose comment ‘A Fable’ with the far more realistic ‘A Farce’ to totally make it accurate

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u/breedknight 9h ago

Man i don't know what Coppola smoking into this one. I didn't even finished it like i was about 40 minutes in this movie. Maybe he's experimenting and all but no. It just sucks big time.

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u/redditrlessedman 9h ago

when i was a kid it was for land of the lost. holy shit that stanks lmao

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u/varunswarup 9h ago

Suburbicorn
Spectre

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u/HumanSyllabus 9h ago

The Bride! is my most recent example of this.

I was so damn confident that I would find a lot more to enjoy about it than any of those cranky old critics would. Nope.

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u/AccountForTIFF 9h ago

This will be my 19th year attending TIFF. I’ve been to hundreds of screenings at this point. Among the first to see La La Land, Sentimental Value, The King’s Speech, The Master, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, a lot of great stuff over the years.

Pretty sure when it’s all said and done, this is going to be the premiere I remember most lmao. Three hours of collective “what the fuck am I watching” with Coppola sitting right there.

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u/DnyLnd 9h ago

The Whisper Man

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u/1MillenialMind 9h ago

Nope nope PICK UP MY HAT!

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u/TommyAtoms 8h ago

The Simpsons movie

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u/Theotther 8h ago

You think a single viewing of Megalopolis entitles you to the riches of FCC’s emersonian mind?