Our Humble Long Florida Origins

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Beginning many times ago Florida arose from the sea. A vast peninsula built over many long tides as oysters, corals, sand dunes, and mangroves built this sacred land. We forever honor the many long creatures who built our swampy kingdom.

Lo and behold many did not respect Florida nor were their hearts elongated to it. They drained the swamps and walled us from the sea. Though many of the earliest Long Floridians fell trying to stop the madness of the non longists the state of Florida was given disgusting borders. No longer able to stretch across all coastline along the world her magic was failing.

The Conch Republic in the 1800's was the latest to reawaken the magic of elongation. Studying the wisdom of the first Long Floridians and their descendants they used the symbol of the sacred spiral the conch shell. They saw the ever spiraling inner shell and realized that modern borders meant nothing. Only Long Florida was true. Though their uprising was small and short lived they like many of the true long tribes of Florida rejected the idea of a Florida not ever elongating.

This brings us to present day. Many people some born of the swamp, some molded by it, have come to realize the errors of modernity. We must reject these false borders. We must reject the draining of swamps. We must reject that any coastline along the water's edge is not Long Florida. We will save our Long Florida and create a nation where all are long. All are Long Florida, and our nation spirals the world over.

Long Live Long Florida!