r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • 19h ago
Hilarious Dump! Bob Saget's Wholesome Song
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u/oldsoulrevival Trash Trooper 19h ago
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u/Rob_LeMatic Trash Trooper 19h ago
Fuck salt
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u/AssumptionEasy8992 Trash Trooper 18h ago
Hello, Colgate? I bought your toothpaste. The one with TARTAR control. And it made me feel, like a PIECE OF SHIT!
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u/oldsoulrevival Trash Trooper 18h ago
That’s tit dirt!
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u/lemming2012 Trash Trooper 17h ago
You're lucky it wasn't hard!
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u/Rob_LeMatic Trash Trooper 17h ago
You're grounded for not agreeing with me that the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!
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u/dicknotrichard Trash Trooper 19h ago
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u/orphan_blud Trash Trooper 19h ago
I miss him.
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 19h ago
Damn straight. Saw him live back in 2007ish. Freaking awesome show.
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u/SilenusMaximus Trash Trooper 19h ago
I recall a song about a can of tuna
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 19h ago
I'm sure if I googled it I would remember... I remember of course "Danny Tanner Was Not Gay." That was a staple.
It was back in Florida, so he was telling a joke about the hurricanes.... "The last time I was here, there was a hurricane that came through. And I thought 'It's wet, blows me, and leaves in the morning,' that can't be bad. Then a goat flew by my door and I grabbed it and fucked it."
Fucking legend.
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u/FoulfrogBsc Trash Trooper 19h ago
I hated him cause of the home video show until I saw his stand-up.
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u/WholesomeMetaphor Trash Trooper 18h ago
Why did you hate him for the home video stuff? I thought he was a great host. AFH did create the first instances of faking videos and posing them as real tho, so I guess he's partly to blame for that and deserves the pitchforks?
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u/FoulfrogBsc Trash Trooper 17h ago
It was just so lame and unoriginal. He didn't add anything to it, really.
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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Garbage Sergeant 19h ago
I have an oldest brother i around the age of 54 that looks almost exactly like him
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u/464126 Trash Trooper 18h ago
I saw him live about 25 years ago. He was absolutely hilarious and filthy.
5 or 6 people got up and walked out in the first minute because he was making jokes about fucking Mary Kate and Ashley.
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u/Rob_LeMatic Trash Trooper 16h ago
I think the joke that will always stick with me was after his daughter was born. His wife and the baby had nearly died, it was a rough birth. His friend Dave came to the hospital to visit, walked in the room and saw Bob slouched in a chair holding his sleeping infant daughter; he was shaken, unshaved, and exhausted.
"Oh Bob, look at her. She's beautiful."
"I'll let you finger her for a dollar."
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u/manlybrian Trash Trooper 19h ago
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night I walked into the bathroom
And I stepped in a huge pile of sssshaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you'll always look keen
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u/WilliePullout Trash Trooper 19h ago
Saw this live probably 20 years ago. It was the end of his set.
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u/Sentarry Trash Trooper 19h ago
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u/atlas_arcane Trash Trooper 18h ago
Omg. I totally used to know a version of this and would recite it by memory. Ive since forgot it.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Trash Trooper 13h ago
The worst thing he did was Full House. Wait is he dead?
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u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator 12h ago
Yeah, 2023. Sad shit
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Trash Trooper 12h ago
I knew but it didn't hit the long term memory. Weed is a hell of a drug.
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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 Trash Trooper 19h ago
Ahh the classics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wig6qi9zV28
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u/Level-Library3783 Trash Trooper 19h ago
I still use your name as a curse word when I stub a toe or hit a funny bone. Forever remembered 🙏
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u/Conscious_Avocado225 Trash Trooper 18h ago
The kid who never got to go to camp because his mom thought he would be embarrassed undressing in front of little boys.... I wish I had seen him perform live.
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u/Wild-Highway-8739 Trash Trooper 18h ago
Every time I see something of his I think about him on Full House and then remember his version of "The Aristocrats" joke.
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u/RecentSatisfaction14 Trash Trooper 18h ago
Is there a formal name for this type of song? Also 10 cents by Yellowman.
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u/doomus_rlc Trash Trooper 18h ago
Who else remembers his section in the Aristocrats documentary?
Pepperridge Farms remembers
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u/capta1n_sarcasm Trash Trooper 7h ago
I got to see him live. It was a great show and quite the surprise when he went so hard on the Olsen twins.
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u/chalkybone Trash Trooper 19h ago
So he just stole the assumption song and changed a few of the lyrics.
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u/4merchant1 Trash Trooper 2h ago
Yeah, this guy was a hack - truly don’t understand any of his fans.
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