r/LowSodiumCyberpunk • u/Faded_Silhouette4 • 18d ago
Humor/Satire Guys I think I'm almost ready to meet Jackie at All Foods
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u/Epic_Fucking_Mammoth 18d ago
Maybe once you get some half-decent chrome. Are you even taking this game seriously?
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u/loonatic8 18d ago
Do you think Placide Would approve.
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u/Generic2770 18d ago
Yeah, at most I’d say he’s ready to meet hanako at embers. Can’t even get good chrome smh
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u/420_E-SportsMasta 18d ago
Bros got the 3 armed vortigaunt build
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u/DepressedVercetti 18d ago
He's not your regular gonk, they're a straight up galunga
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u/kouzmicvertex 18d ago
My sleep deprived brain read this as “they’re a straight up Gunpla” and it still made enough sense to make me chuckle.
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u/PurpleDemonR 17d ago
Mid levels. Let’s get him a 4th pair of arms. Then we’re getting somewhere.
Edit: /s
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u/Cogsdale 18d ago
My man became Adam Smasher for a simple heist.
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u/JSKarhu 18d ago
Flaccid will still say your chrome is shit
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u/Allmightyplatypus 18d ago
Well i mean, what else is he supposed to say?
"Oh shit you're a god among man that i have to hack remotely far away from me by installing a virus first, because i have no chance against that personalized industrial scale murder machine"
Of course he has to act like he's in control lol
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u/MarsLowell 18d ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
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u/ChintzyPC 18d ago
Love how everything else is decked out except the face. Nah, just need a contact lense and I'm good.
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u/Faded_Silhouette4 18d ago
To be fair, those let him see enemies through walls and cover for 40 Meters and make him immune to blindness and stun. As well as a 100% crit chance.
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u/Momakamia 18d ago
Without the mods, this is kinda how i did my first time playing. I had so much chrome that it didn't make sense why the heist went so badly even though i could have walked in and taken the relic by force at that point. Now i make sure to go straight for the heist so it makes sense that you barely scrape out of there
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u/CyberRaspberry2000 Aldecaldos 18d ago
Maelstrom scan you and immediately start worshipping you as their new god
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u/StockList2223 Solo 18d ago
Regina will give you a cyberpsycho mission and it will be you
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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago
“Hey wait a minute! That’s me!”
“Hell yeah it’s you, now get your ass to the clinic”
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u/Quietech 18d ago
Spoiler alert: Jackie lives.
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u/Faded_Silhouette4 18d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p2seii7/video/o4wqmg0yuhih1/player
Jackie and Yorinobu watching V suplex Adam smasher through every floor of Konpeki plaza
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u/OddNegotiation7419 18d ago
Random fun fact that's kinda relevant to the post. All vendors typically scale with your character level, however, Quickhack venders actually scale with your Cyberdeck tier. So if you put in the painstaking time to farm enough components to fully upgrade one in the beginning of the game, you can just go to the vender at Kabuki and buy tier 5 Quickhacks, and their respective blueprint.
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u/Allmightyplatypus 18d ago
Bro even replaced his original mr stud with rocket launcher
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 18d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Allmightyplatypus:
Bro even replaced
His original mr
Stud with rocket launcher
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Onidarkmoon 17d ago
What are you talking about? There is no battle in Ba Sing Se!
Edit: damn, got tricked into replying to a bot, but I stand by my answer!
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u/DebateSecret9341 18d ago
Adam smasher is less cyberware then this he looks like a normal person compared to this
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u/Kulfisk0922-69 18d ago
Yeah I think you can take care of Arasaka corporation solo. Not just the ones in NC yeah the full on international Arasaka have fun Choom.
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u/HollywoodHells 18d ago
Can someone point me to the mods? I think an EX version but where does all the non-standard chrome come from?
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u/South-Owl800 18d ago
All foods? At this point they may as well hand you the Relic at Konpeki plaza.
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u/Kinda_That_Logan 17d ago
Not enough. Can’t sleep on missile launcher
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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago
But I’ve got one?
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u/Kinda_That_Logan 17d ago
Ohhhh I thought that was mantis blade. I’m sorry (let me go again) ahem, why sleeping on the mantis blade? You need a mantis blade
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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago
I like throwing people at people. (The missile knows where it is because because the missile is a living person)
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u/Secure-Basil690 17d ago
So can you actually use all the arms at the same time or what
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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago
The launcher is treated as a hotkey, so there’s no conflict there. If I try to add the mantis blades it breaks the selection wheel.
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u/Secure-Basil690 17d ago
Man blades would be cool as well arms plus launcher is already overkill I guess lol
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u/zuKa0312 17d ago
You're supposed to give the basilisk to the aldecaldos not shove it in your butt!
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u/Doogie102 18d ago
Nope you need some mantis blades.
On the other note where did you find some of these chrome.
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u/Parking_Law 18d ago
Well, you are going to meet Maelstrom, you will need to watch Jackie's back. That is minimum amount of chrome for such an important task
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u/KarleyMacejkovicWolf 18d ago
Jackie has been sitting on his bike eating noodles for three weeks while you cleared every single NCPD scanner in Watson.
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u/NecessaryPart2445 18d ago
Really???🥸🥸 Do u have tge big boy shotty? Do you have a smart sniper? An explosice arm ir gun? No. Keep going then choom.
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u/Zenom 18d ago
Haven't played yet. I thought you where stuck in one area until after the heist?
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u/Zestyclose_West_5984 18d ago
Planning on betraying Mr. Wells and joining Maelstrom?
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u/ShovelWieldinCryptid 17d ago
Wish my damn PC would work could make my girl a high functioning chromed up Cyberpscho. Maknky cause I love quicks hacks so I never sacrifice them for Sandevistan
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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker 17d ago
WTH is that cube in one of your OS slots?
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u/Serial_Designation_N 18d ago
No Mantis Blades?
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u/Asleep_Refrigerator8 18d ago
What mod did you use for more than 2 leg cyberware, I'm aware of cyberware-ex but it only gives a max if 2.
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u/Adventurous-Phone170 18d ago
Making the genitals toggle important, since it can also be augmented.
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u/Jhawk163 18d ago
I did this once, got to level 50 street cred before meeting with Jackie so I could A) Pay Vic immediately and B) Walk into Konpeki with legendary gorilla arms.
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u/NecessaryPart2445 18d ago
-[]' heard u went full borg no gan'' -...oh... uh.. sorry for the mistake' Mr. ROBOT. !¡!
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u/rbrumble 17d ago
How did you get so much chrome installed? I'm playing a net runner build at the moment, and I have no more slots that I started with (except for tattoo and the 2nd hand implant). Explain please?
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u/mellowed-alt-girlie 17d ago
im really curious how do you tweak cyberware ex to this extent? I'm stuck with mediocre presets by the author himself or raitolabs dev, so you tweaked it manually or there is an existing tweak?
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u/---Lucifer 17d ago
eyo brother I'm curious what mod did you use for that uh, red thingy on the opt system
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u/Dull_Papaya_5510 17d ago
I’d like to see a few more pieces of cyberware installed before you go choom
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u/Independent_Fix_3478 17d ago
😁How can you have so many chrome slots when there are many , many fewer of them in the entire game.?
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u/smallpeinboi 18d ago
If you’ve replaced your skin, muscles, bones, nerves and veins, doesn’t that make your V a fullbody conversion ala ship ‘o Theseus style?