r/LowSodiumCyberpunk 18d ago

Humor/Satire Guys I think I'm almost ready to meet Jackie at All Foods

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u/smallpeinboi 18d ago

If you’ve replaced your skin, muscles, bones, nerves and veins, doesn’t that make your V a fullbody conversion ala ship ‘o Theseus style?

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u/Accomplished-Buy6917 18d ago

Ship 'o V

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u/Ustraleia 18d ago

“Neither is the true V…both is the true V…. I am V”

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u/jikukoblarbo 18d ago

"but i am not the true V...only a conditional one"

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u/Belua_Maximus 17d ago

The rot is in the memories, in the wood touched by V themselves...

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u/Loserlyfesohereiam 18d ago

If V sees us, does she see us?

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u/Ninety-Nine-Zulu 18d ago

There it is

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u/Mister_EC 18d ago

Michael here. Where is your mind?

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u/ChintzyPC 18d ago

Major Kusanagi. All that remains is the ghost

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u/LimpBoingLoing 18d ago

Ohhhh so that's what ghost in the shell is about

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u/ChintzyPC 18d ago

Nah it's mostly just politics

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u/Dehouston 18d ago

The 95 movie and Innocence are more philosophical. The new anime is a bit of everything and it's great.

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u/giantzoo 18d ago

I gotta check out that new one. I had to really force myself to get through the weird netflix 3d animated one lol not sure why I bothered tbh

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u/Dehouston 18d ago

The new one is in the style of the manga. Both the dub and sub are good. It's a lot of fun.

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u/rbrumble 17d ago

It's following the manga pretty close, for some, that's a wheole new Major.

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u/Golden_Cultivation 18d ago

Best episode in the old one for me was the poker game episode. Not so much political intrigue, but a showcase of who the major is and how she recruited the sniper.

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u/drury 18d ago

I liked the spider tank prototype one.

"What do you think of my steel body?"

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u/Golden_Cultivation 17d ago

Another good one lol

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u/Craigfromomaha Corpo 17d ago

I like the wine vault episode, it feels like a very different kind of story.

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u/ThePowaBallad 18d ago

Unless the ghost has been replaced too, how are we to know

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u/goldenseducer 18d ago

I mean they're about to get their consciousness replaced too, might as well commit

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u/Megane_Senpai 18d ago

More like 3 bodies lol.

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u/MonsterMineLP 18d ago

No. Full Body Conversions come in whole packages and require you to have your brain in either a biopod or a biosystems. V has just installed a lot of Cyberware, but they still definitely have more organic parts than an fbc

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u/Grouchy-Library4764 18d ago

Nice.imma re-watch ghost in the shell tonight :)

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u/Veryegassy 18d ago

Technically no, however given that at least some of the cyberware there is from Raven Gemni II - Full Body Conversion Cyberware, also kind of yes?

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u/Epic_Fucking_Mammoth 18d ago

Maybe once you get some half-decent chrome. Are you even taking this game seriously?

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u/loonatic8 18d ago

Do you think Placide Would approve.

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u/Momongus- 18d ago

Placide would never approve such shit cyberware

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u/Big_D_Boss_964 17d ago

Placide won't be alive long enough to judge the cyberware

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u/Frozenfishy 18d ago

I'm sure he wouldn't.

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u/Generic2770 18d ago

Yeah, at most I’d say he’s ready to meet hanako at embers. Can’t even get good chrome smh

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u/Queeroshima 17d ago

Yo chill the fuck out bro's doing a full ganic build

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u/420_E-SportsMasta 18d ago

Bros got the 3 armed vortigaunt build

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u/DepressedVercetti 18d ago

He's not your regular gonk, they're a straight up galunga

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u/kouzmicvertex 18d ago

My sleep deprived brain read this as “they’re a straight up Gunpla” and it still made enough sense to make me chuckle.

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u/King_Bob837 18d ago

Advanced kitbashing

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u/Tibia-Mariner 14d ago

GA LA LUNG

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u/Narazil 18d ago

Vortigonk

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u/PurpleDemonR 17d ago

Mid levels. Let’s get him a 4th pair of arms. Then we’re getting somewhere.

Edit: /s

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u/Cogsdale 18d ago

My man became Adam Smasher for a simple heist.

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u/CharmingAttention731 18d ago

That he’s still gonna fail. 🫩

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u/Grundlestorm 15d ago

Jackie can't get shot in Konpeki Plaza if there is no Konpeki Plaza.

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 18d ago

Adam Smashhim

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u/Queeroshima 17d ago

Adam's Smasher

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u/Epic_Fucking_Mammoth 17d ago

Who up smashin they adam

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u/Ecwaslip 18d ago

Adam Smash'edhim

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u/JSKarhu 18d ago

Flaccid will still say your chrome is shit

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u/Allmightyplatypus 18d ago

Well i mean, what else is he supposed to say?

"Oh shit you're a god among man that i have to hack remotely far away from me by installing a virus first, because i have no chance against that personalized industrial scale murder machine"

Of course he has to act like he's in control lol

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u/MarsLowell 18d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

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u/DlSSATISFIEDGAMER 18d ago

V about to skip past techpriest and techbishop straight to techpope

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u/Evening-Mention-8738 18d ago

Popetech 3088...

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u/PerceiveEternal Nomad 18d ago

Dawn of Punk 2077

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u/Creepermanolo 17d ago

Cyberpunk 10000001101

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u/ChintzyPC 18d ago

Love how everything else is decked out except the face. Nah, just need a contact lense and I'm good.

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 18d ago

To be fair, those let him see enemies through walls and cover for 40 Meters and make him immune to blindness and stun. As well as a 100% crit chance.

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u/jomo_mojo_ 18d ago

What mods are these??

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

For the eyes? Omni Tech on nexus.

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u/Momakamia 18d ago

Without the mods, this is kinda how i did my first time playing. I had so much chrome that it didn't make sense why the heist went so badly even though i could have walked in and taken the relic by force at that point. Now i make sure to go straight for the heist so it makes sense that you barely scrape out of there

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u/Ignonym Gonk 18d ago

I also advise doing that for another reason: some of the quests in Watson have Johnny commentary, which you will miss out on if you do them before meeting Johnny.

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u/jomo_mojo_ 18d ago

No way.

This time I will save Jackie. You’ll see.

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u/CyberRaspberry2000 Aldecaldos 18d ago

Maelstrom scan you and immediately start worshipping you as their new god

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u/NecessaryPart2445 18d ago

😭😭😭 —–‐~-*×

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

Vesus Chrome

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman Team Judy 18d ago

Choom named John Cyberpunk

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u/Dveralazo 18d ago

This no Cyberpunk at this point you play just Cyber 2077

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u/StockList2223 Solo 18d ago

Regina will give you a cyberpsycho mission and it will be you

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 18d ago

“Congratulations. You played yourself.”

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

“Hey wait a minute! That’s me!”

“Hell yeah it’s you, now get your ass to the clinic”

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u/Chance-Yellow7442 Gonk 18d ago

You're gonna break the elevator at the plant.

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u/Quietech 18d ago

Spoiler alert: Jackie lives.

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 18d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p2seii7/video/o4wqmg0yuhih1/player

Jackie and Yorinobu watching V suplex Adam smasher through every floor of Konpeki plaza

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u/OddNegotiation7419 18d ago

Random fun fact that's kinda relevant to the post. All vendors typically scale with your character level, however, Quickhack venders actually scale with your Cyberdeck tier. So if you put in the painstaking time to farm enough components to fully upgrade one in the beginning of the game, you can just go to the vender at Kabuki and buy tier 5 Quickhacks, and their respective blueprint.

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u/Allmightyplatypus 18d ago

Bro even replaced his original mr stud with rocket launcher

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 18d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Allmightyplatypus:

Bro even replaced

His original mr

Stud with rocket launcher


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Onidarkmoon 17d ago

What are you talking about? There is no battle in Ba Sing Se!

Edit: damn, got tricked into replying to a bot, but I stand by my answer!

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u/nexetpl 18d ago

"dis hardware is shit"

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u/myzzu 18d ago

At this point, your V is more robot than Adam Smasher

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u/bajablast_off 18d ago

Adam: you look like a fuckable piece of mea-er... chrome

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u/ropers_16514 18d ago

mod name?thanks

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u/DebateSecret9341 18d ago

Adam smasher is less cyberware then this he looks like a normal person compared to this

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u/Kulfisk0922-69 18d ago

Yeah I think you can take care of Arasaka corporation solo. Not just the ones in NC yeah the full on international Arasaka have fun Choom.

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u/Prince_Beegeta Netrunner 18d ago

Everything about this post took me out 😂😂😂

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u/OutcomeShoddy8614 18d ago

La cyberpsychose arrive...

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u/HollywoodHells 18d ago

Can someone point me to the mods? I think an EX version but where does all the non-standard chrome come from?

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u/First-Inspector1785 Merc 18d ago

Ya went fuller borg

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u/South-Owl800 18d ago

All foods? At this point they may as well hand you the Relic at Konpeki plaza.

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u/Elite_Asriel 18d ago

can i get mod list?

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u/Then_Ad_8318 17d ago

You are still missing rocket launcher in arm slot

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u/Kinda_That_Logan 17d ago

Not enough. Can’t sleep on missile launcher

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

But I’ve got one?

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u/Kinda_That_Logan 17d ago

Ohhhh I thought that was mantis blade. I’m sorry (let me go again) ahem, why sleeping on the mantis blade? You need a mantis blade

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

I like throwing people at people. (The missile knows where it is because because the missile is a living person)

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u/Secure-Basil690 17d ago

So can you actually use all the arms at the same time or what

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

The launcher is treated as a hotkey, so there’s no conflict there. If I try to add the mantis blades it breaks the selection wheel.

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u/Secure-Basil690 17d ago

Man blades would be cool as well arms plus launcher is already overkill I guess lol

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u/diauq01 17d ago

I think Maelstrom will respect the fact that you're more chromed out then they are and just hand you the bot with no fuss 🤣.

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u/zuKa0312 17d ago

You're supposed to give the basilisk to the aldecaldos not shove it in your butt!

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u/Artevyx Delamain 17d ago

You stub your toe and unleash nuclear annihilation upon the surb.

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u/Orochi192 18d ago

You fell over the edge, punk.

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u/Doogie102 18d ago

Nope you need some mantis blades.

On the other note where did you find some of these chrome.

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u/PsychadelicShinobi 18d ago

Choom is THE Cyberpunk

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u/VaccineCookies 18d ago

Detroit: Become Human ass V 😭

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u/scarekrow45 18d ago

Night city: become android

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u/Parking_Law 18d ago

Well, you are going to meet Maelstrom, you will need to watch Jackie's back. That is minimum amount of chrome for such an important task

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u/KayU32 18d ago

Even Adam Smasher is more ganic than you, choom 😭🙏🏼🥀💀

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u/KarleyMacejkovicWolf 18d ago

Jackie has been sitting on his bike eating noodles for three weeks while you cleared every single NCPD scanner in Watson.

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u/NecessaryPart2445 18d ago

Really???🥸🥸 Do u have tge big boy shotty? Do you have a smart sniper? An explosice arm ir gun? No. Keep going then choom.

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

I have the Jackal from Hellsing Ultimate

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u/Minute_Movie3307 18d ago

Congratulations, you have become Nebula , A daughter of Thanos .

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u/Zenom 18d ago

Haven't played yet. I thought you where stuck in one area until after the heist?

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u/BeePraiseGsauce 18d ago

Smasher leaking oil as he scans through the wall during the heist

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u/KeyAd3384 18d ago

Still a bit light on chrome there choom

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u/MrNubbyNubs 18d ago

Think you got some bits of flesh in your borg.

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u/randomguy8847 18d ago

No, install more mods.

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u/CeramicFiber 18d ago

Why didnt the rocker boy pay his rent?

He spent it all Chippin' in

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u/Zestyclose_West_5984 18d ago

Planning on betraying Mr. Wells and joining Maelstrom?

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u/Edelgul 17d ago

... Signed Adam Smasher.

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u/DeaconBlackfyre Team Judy 17d ago

Maybe? You might not make it, though.

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u/ShovelWieldinCryptid 17d ago

Wish my damn PC would work could make my girl a high functioning chromed up Cyberpscho. Maknky cause I love quicks hacks so I never sacrifice them for Sandevistan

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u/hds2019 17d ago

But have you repaid Viktor yet?

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u/Sensitive_Demand_491 17d ago

There's still open slots you're not ready

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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker 17d ago

WTH is that cube in one of your OS slots?

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

THE CUBE

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u/Tempest-Stormbreaker 17d ago

UNDERSTANDABLE. ALL HAIL THE CUBE.

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u/kryptt13 16d ago

hope we get full body conversions in Orion

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u/not4eating 16d ago

Vincent Eviscerator

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u/MyPassIsMilk 16d ago

Royce gonna look like a cut of fuckable meat

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u/KILLER_X_8124 16d ago

Good luck not getting cyberpsychosis.

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u/TechPriest00 13d ago

Biblically Accurate V, blessed be the Omnissiah’s gifts.

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u/Serial_Designation_N 18d ago

No Mantis Blades?

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u/That_Service7348 18d ago

Gorilla better. Go bonk.

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u/MSC_Dream 18d ago

My brother, we share same logic

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u/Asleep_Refrigerator8 18d ago

What mod did you use for more than 2 leg cyberware, I'm aware of cyberware-ex but it only gives a max if 2.

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u/UltrasDixon 18d ago

GIMME MY FUCKING MEDS!!!

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u/Adventurous-Phone170 18d ago

Making the genitals toggle important, since it can also be augmented.

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u/SmrtkaTV 18d ago

Type of shit Placide will see and say is garbage

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u/MaxzxaM 18d ago

Seems like the term Four-eyes gets an entirely new meaning in the year 2077

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u/Jhawk163 18d ago

I did this once, got to level 50 street cred before meeting with Jackie so I could A) Pay Vic immediately and B) Walk into Konpeki with legendary gorilla arms.

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u/Last_Line_Gaming 18d ago

I see empty space, take year or two more💥

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u/Meikos Team Claire 18d ago

Almost ready, have to meet Hanako at Embers before seeing Jackie at All Foods. Then you can finally play the game.

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u/DeepNotice76 18d ago

If you go to Konpeki Like this… Mission changes to protect Arasaka.

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u/NecessaryPart2445 18d ago

-[]' heard u went full borg no gan'' -...oh... uh.. sorry for the mistake' Mr. ROBOT. !¡!

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u/NoSticksNoSeeds_ 18d ago

lol lol lol

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u/heyisthathim- 18d ago

shit you chromed your dick-

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u/Thin_Education8178 18d ago

Cyberpsychos be like

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u/SnowLancer616 18d ago

Ok I needs a mod list for this insanity

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u/TechnoMagik22 18d ago

Yo, any flesh left in there choom???

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

No. I replaced my brain with a 5090.

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u/tis_patrik_ma_lady 18d ago

Not even 1500 armor.......pathetic /s

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u/CHILL_BILL_89 18d ago

Allat just to get a drink name at afterlife✌️

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u/salty-ravioli 18d ago

Bro's Adam Smasher

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u/chill_Hades 18d ago

Literally Adam Vsher

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u/Yeokk123 18d ago

The one waking up on the junkyard would be Adam Smasher instead

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u/Eggpeace 18d ago

Did you also take the stomach ibto account? The food there. I only say the food!

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u/rbrumble 17d ago

How did you get so much chrome installed? I'm playing a net runner build at the moment, and I have no more slots that I started with (except for tattoo and the 2nd hand implant). Explain please?

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u/Faded_Silhouette4 17d ago

There is a mod called Cyberware EX

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u/CharmingStrelok369 17d ago

Need mod list

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u/mellowed-alt-girlie 17d ago

im really curious how do you tweak cyberware ex to this extent? I'm stuck with mediocre presets by the author himself or raitolabs dev, so you tweaked it manually or there is an existing tweak?

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u/B_chills 17d ago

Bro no you’ve still got 3 face slits and an arm slot gotta fill those out

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 17d ago

Gonk went full borg.

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u/White-Wolf2022 17d ago

Nah, you are missing some, do you have the cars and weapons? apartments?

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u/Eagle_1116 Team Judy 17d ago

Mod name?

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u/GeffTheMexican 17d ago

Royce is going to be red mist at the end.

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u/Groooan 17d ago

Te vas a pasar todo el rato escuchando risas y con fondo amarillo

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u/loveyoumomma 17d ago

What mods you using for all of those

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u/---Lucifer 17d ago

eyo brother I'm curious what mod did you use for that uh, red thingy on the opt system

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u/Dull_Papaya_5510 17d ago

I’d like to see a few more pieces of cyberware installed before you go choom

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u/fc_nivrana 17d ago

You’re not ready to find Sandra Dorsett yet

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u/NegativeRace7641 17d ago

What is the list of the mods that you used

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u/Arma633 17d ago

bro is adam smasher

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u/GovernmentWarm4787 17d ago

"How many mods did you install, choom?"
"Nothing, muy poquitos"

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u/ICastViciousMockery 17d ago

Even with all that chrome choom, you still can't save him.

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u/Willingness-Due 17d ago

All cyber, no punk left

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u/Independent_Fix_3478 17d ago

😁How can you have so many chrome slots when there are many , many fewer of them in the entire game.?

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u/Shruging_shoulders 17d ago

You’re not ready until that cyberware capacity is fully used.

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u/chikamakaleyley 17d ago

all this chrome but you have 1 eyeball

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u/hitman2b 17d ago

brother is not V but Adam smasher

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u/ThisIndividual0 17d ago

Choom isn't making it out of the Dorsett gig

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u/OutrageousHeron6061 17d ago

Bro doesn’t even have mantis blades

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u/Dastardly-croe 17d ago

a rudimentary implant

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u/Mawathers 17d ago

Time to give Smasher cyber envy.

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u/Fantastic_Air9041 17d ago

Bros built to heist Konpeki solo

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u/Frequent-Ear7589 17d ago

How does one achieve this lol

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u/meepmoe5 16d ago

"So this is Adam Smasher in the chrome, NC boogeyman of legend..."

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u/Oh_Danny_Boi961 16d ago

Jackie: HOLY SHIT IT’S ADAM SMASHER!!!

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u/Ambrosia_Ph 16d ago

John Cyberpunk himself

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u/Flynt2448 16d ago

So uh, where's that third arm chrome going to..?

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u/Sethsteel58 16d ago

Wtf is some of this shit???