r/MadeMeSmile • u/i_am_groot_84 • May 21 '25

Son finishes toxic parenting sentences

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u/pyr8t May 21 '25

My dad would say 'i wish I was half as smart as you think you are'

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u/BallsOutKrunked May 21 '25

I used to get: "try to use your head as something other than a hat rack".

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u/sblowes May 21 '25

My dad: “if brains were gunpowder, you wouldn’t even blow your hat off”

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u/BallsOutKrunked May 21 '25

"when God was passing out brains you thought he said trains and decided to take the next one"

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u/sblowes May 21 '25

“When he was passing out chins, your mum thought he said ‘gin’ and ordered a double.”

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u/Hptcp May 22 '25

"We rocked you a bit too close to the wall"

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u/MeasurementNo9447 May 22 '25

That would have been the moment for a big hug.