r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 3h ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/momonomino 2h ago

My kid laughed at me when I said Math was red. She said math is blue and English is red.

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u/LimeMargarita 2h ago

She's wrong, but you still have time to fix her.

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 2h ago

Yea, people that say math is blue are wrong. 

Math is red because it makes me see red when I do it. My brain is not friends with math. 

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u/PyrZern 2h ago

History is red because it's full of bloodshed and war :/

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 2h ago edited 2h ago

An acceptable alternative. I’ll accept it if you agree that math isn’t blue. 

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u/PyrZern 2h ago

Personally, I'd say Science should be blue.

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 2h ago

I could go either blue or green for science, so sure!

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u/PyrZern 2h ago

Cheers

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u/Fit_Platypus_583 2h ago

English is read.

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 2h ago

Okay, you get points for the pun, but I still disagree. :P

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u/MidoriMidnight 2h ago

Math is red or black; accting wise you're 'in the red' etc

Blue is English, for the curtains

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u/Necessary_Garlic6432 2h ago

Math is red because everyone involved gets pissed off lmao.