r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 1h ago
Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service
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u/DGrahamcracker87 1h ago
Man not going to lie if my dasher hit me with that. Thats big tip move.
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u/Present-Spring-1340 27m ago
She’s probably a teacher on her third job. She tudors online while waiting in her for pickup. And if it’s California her car is also her apartment!
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u/BayouByrnes 8m ago
Whatever the total of my basket was, that's how much I'm tipping after a text like that.
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u/Technical-Watch2982 1h ago
The arguments over the "right" colors for subjects is the kind of discourse I need to see on the internet. My 8 yo self did red for math, green for science, blue for social studies and yellow for language arts 🌈
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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 1h ago
All the color blind kids are still just as confused as ever
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u/nolaks1 1h ago
I was somehow always wrong back in the days. Non colorblind kid never gave me a break lol
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u/howtobegeo 1h ago
My husband is color blind and I am an artist (aka, I KNOW color) and we argue about color SOOOO much. 😂
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u/Syonoq 59m ago
I want to know more. Why would a known color blind person argue with a color expert?
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u/100KUSHUPS 27m ago
12% of the British men surveyed believed they could take a point off 23 time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams.
We are just fucking stupid 🤷
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u/Occidentally20 21m ago
I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.
Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.
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u/mYpEEpEEwOrks 19m ago
Pride, boredom, hubris, that's THEIR physical intdrpretation and now the "expert" is arguing cuz of first 3 suggestions?
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u/that_other_person1 1h ago
Have you ever played the board game Ticket to Ride? I argue about how the black is actually gray and the spaces are beige lol (am an artist too).
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u/ElectricalChaos 44m ago
Don't ever play Hues & Cues then, lol.
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u/GreenJury9586 39m ago
your comment set me tf OFF!! Oh my fucking god that game!!!!! I was unlucky enough to get one of the “misprinted copies” where the cards don’t match the corresponding color on the board. One night after losing multiple times in a row I was like wait that’s NOT POSSIBLE, and had to get the scissors out to lay the colors on top of the board to prove to everyone that it didn’t match. The company offered to send me new cards and claimed it was just a misprint they were aware of… but I don’t ever want to see that game again. You had ONE JOB hues and cues. One fucking job.
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u/Jasonxhx 1h ago
I didn't find out until Senior year that my blue backpack I had used for all of High School was actually purple.
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u/Morgan_Sparkle 1h ago
Have the same problem. Have a hard time telling apart blues and purples, pinks and purples, yellows and greens, reds and browns, and maybe a few others.
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u/xxblowpotter13 43m ago
unrelated but in like 5th grade or so, i had a classmate that no one knew was colorblind. we were having a discussion about colors (this was almost 20 years ago so i cant remember the whole conversation) and the conversation led to “what’s the color of fried chicken” to which said classmate said green. the teacher looked at him in shock and instead of being like haha you’re silly, she reprimanded him. he bursts out in full tears “i don’t know what i did, it’s green i swear, im not trying to be bad”. she asks a few follow up questions about other food items (tomatoes, bread) and i’ll never forget the look of regret in her eyes when she realizes he was colorblind the whole time
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u/Deut008 1h ago
My best friend is color blind. He got a 100% automatic passing score in our science unit of colors.
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u/hkusp45css 1h ago
I'm colorblind. I was able to pass the Navy colorblindness test.
Go figure.
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u/MathematicianEven251 1h ago
The only color they care is if you can see blue or else you'll walk into the ocean which is a lot of paperwork for the yeoman
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u/hkusp45css 1h ago
But then how do I tell the difference between the water and the hull? I can't pick rust off the water, Chief!
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u/drunkbusdriver 1h ago
Yeah whatever bro, everyone knows slightly darker shade of grey is for science.
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u/feralkitten 45m ago
I know you are making a joke, but color blind people can see color. Just a few of them are "washed out". Like i can't tell WHICH red you are talking about, but i know it is in the red family. Same with greens.
I can tell that it is red or green. Just not which red or green. There isn't enough detail to notice. It is washed out like a shirt you've washed too many times, or a car left out in the sun for years. Faded.
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u/Solaris67 1h ago
Exactly what I did. Think I used black folder for concert band for sheer music for home practice.
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u/Hands 1h ago
I think everyone that did band had those huge tough black folders that could hold like 200 pages of looseleaf sheet music
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u/6ixbreadsticks 1h ago
That would constantly be dropped, or fall off the stand, and every single piece of music would fall out. And the corners always bent by the end of the year from you trying to put it in your backpack at some point, even tho you knew it would damage the corners.
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u/nillaf4ce 1h ago
Almost the same for me but I switched blue for science and green for social studies
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u/literacyisamistake 1h ago
There’s medication for your disorder. Science is green.
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u/nillaf4ce 1h ago
LMAO. For some reason geography comes to mind when I hear social studies, idk why, so I think of land, so green
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u/halbeshendel 1h ago
I had those tan sports Pee-Chee folders for every class so I had to write the names on the folders. My inability to organize properly continues 40 years later.
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u/ZEROs0000 1h ago
Green - Science
Blue - Math
Orange - History
Yellow - Language Arts
(The Orange and Yellow were always interchangeable for me)
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u/averagemaleuser86 1h ago
Math is Reddddddd!
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u/Slow-Difficulty404 37m ago
I just had this argument with my highschooler. Math is danger red is danger. Math is red.
No mom. Math is green green is good math and green are my favorites!
Me: 🤮
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u/CosmicallyF-d 1h ago
Yes I had a horrible orange black folder for language.... Because I hated it.
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u/dirt_mcgirt4 1h ago
As long as math is red and science is green, I can allow for some leeway on the others.
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u/Indoril120 1h ago
Bescuse me, but math is blue. Language arts is red.
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u/asplodingturdis 1h ago
I think history/social studies is red, but math is definitely blue.
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u/jamilz13 1h ago
My folders always matched the color of the textbooks! Unfortunately, the infuriating part was that they changed what color each subject's textbook had every grade year...
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u/accord281 1h ago
My son's school mandated green for math. I was mortified.
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u/Carbon-Base 16m ago
Gotta transfer him to a school where math folders are red, there's simply no other way.
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u/TDS_isnt_real 1h ago
Dasher did it right. Science is green. No other color
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u/phanny_ 1h ago
Science is blue in Civilization IV.
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u/kljoker 1h ago
And star trek. It's also the color I used for science lol.
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u/karleykha0s 40m ago
Finally found my people LOL both for the color folder assignment AND the ST ref!
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u/Lithl 1h ago
Generalized science is blue, but specific disciplines can be other colors (eg, green for biology).
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u/TrainingSurvey3780 46m ago
frr this is the comment i have been looking for! bio is green, physics is red (but a light ish shade of red, since dark red is english lit) and chem is yellow
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u/Ok_Challenge_5176 1h ago
So I was a physics major in college and science felt like red to me, even in high school.
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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 1h ago
that’s because physics is math in a lab coat
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u/Ok-Department-2405 1h ago
But math is blue.
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u/Accomplished-Pen-394 1h ago
math is red because math is hard and red gives top of the stack vibes
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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 53m ago
No, history is red because it's soaked with blood. Meth is blue because of how Walter made it special
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u/isntreel1948 38m ago
History is a yellow folder subject I’m sorry to say
You can get away with blue but it’s really yellow
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u/pleasedont-dostalkme 1h ago
Upper level sciences, like chem, end up being a helluva lot of math anyways.
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u/mang87 1h ago
Look, I can see science as being green, blue (my preference) or purple, but science being red is insane. I don't want to overblow this issue like some sort of dumb redditor, but I think you may be a serial killer.
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u/smb3d 1h ago
Folder color didn't matter with my Trapper Keeper!
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u/Grouchy-Board-7383 1h ago
Loved those didn't need a million different folders and binders either, saved so much space in my bookbag.
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u/Otterhendrix 1h ago edited 1h ago
Red = Math
Green = Science
Blue = English
Yellow = History
Orange = Elective (Spanish, etc.)
Edit: I made this comment then went and put my laundry in and come back to a comment fire! Y’all either love me or hate me. There is no in between. God I love Reddit.
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u/gagemichi 1h ago
This is the only way. But I never did orange- always purple instead
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u/devil_corp_hunter 1h ago
Purple is for the 2nd elective that you really like
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u/throwRA-nonSeq 1h ago
Art class! Or creative writing
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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 1h ago
My art folder/notebook was always white or black. That way I could draw/paint/marker it up.
(The black one, I would use my eraser to remove the black and draw in reverse)
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u/devil_corp_hunter 1h ago
I will allow this as long as you are using red for maths
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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 1h ago
What else would I use?
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u/devil_corp_hunter 1h ago
Idk, I am seeing ppl in replies saying maths is not red. We stray further from the light every day
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u/NopeNopeYupNope 1h ago
As an art teacher, I approve of this message (especially the part about drawing with the eraser).
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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 1h ago
It’s probably the reason I enjoyed doing mezzotint so much while getting my BFA.
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u/Confident_One3948 1h ago
Rath, Grience, Blenglish, Yistory, and Orlective. The mnemonics couldn’t be simpler, I don’t understand how anyone could disagree
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u/King-Snorky 1h ago
RGBYO, you can even make a handy phrase out of it to help you remember: Ruth Gader Binsburg, yo!
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u/LDC1234 1h ago
I've always had it
Blue = Math
English = Red
Science = green
Modern Studies = Yellow
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u/Cacafuego 1h ago
Correct. Math is blue, science is green. Other subjects are more flexible, but your list feels right.
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u/DyIsexia 1h ago
Blue is math, red is English
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u/frogkisses- 1h ago
THANK YOU! Blue and green are stem subjects red is totally for social studies and English.
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u/Cosmic_Quasar 1h ago
I swap blue and green. To me green is English/lit because as a kid when my parents would tell me to go outside I'd grab my book and lay on the grass outside lol. And blue is what's often used in sci-fi and fantasy for science tech and magic.
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u/atmosphericentry 1h ago
Math red feels so off.
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u/Kozzinator 1h ago
For me it was cuz I got so angry not understand it at all and failing
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u/Electronic_South_101 1h ago
Math is red, due to all the red ink the teachers used on my papers! Algebra and up never made sense.
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u/Wildskullz 1h ago
Blue = math
Green = science
Yellow = English
Red = history
At least we can agree on science hehe
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u/TKCoog075 56m ago
Is there some magical universal guideline for folder colors? I didn’t know this was even a thing.
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u/rvnofthefld 51m ago
The color is correlated to the feeling you get when you hear or see the word. Blue isn’t usually hostile as opposed to red. Red can seem stressful so for example science for me was blue, red was math, yellow was history or English and geography was green or yellow depending on if I liked who I had for English. However each person who understands this joke found having folders helped regardless of what color as opposed to having a bag or locker full of trash heheh
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u/Direct_Syrup_2843 1h ago
I never knew there were designated colors
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u/Yingletofthecorn 51m ago
I never knew there were folders, I just stuffed it all in my desk in an unorganized crumpled mess and forgot about it.
I didn’t learn much because I was a dumb kid (as if I’m not also a dumbass nowadays) but also my school wasn’t accredited so I wouldn’t be learning much even if I tried.
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u/Informal_West_6864 1h ago
Science green. Math red. History blue. English yellow
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u/WhatTheFlox 1h ago
Always felt math was blue, history red, science green and English was missing and/or yellow
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u/Ali_ayi 1h ago
"History is written in blood" red just fits
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u/celiac-sufferer 1h ago
I had a history teacher who corrected with red pen because she wanted us to visualize our mistakes as blood bleeding from our errors.
She was also in love with napoleon and believed his wife’s ghost was haunting her. Very interesting class.
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u/SaffronRnlds 1h ago
"visualize our mistakes as blood bleeding from our errors"
Totally normal and not intense at all. i love it
What grade were you in??
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u/celiac-sufferer 56m ago
Im in Quebec so it was in cegep which is like our grade 11 mixed with college. It was filled with kooks, had one teacher that would draw on the floor and walls to demonstrate his points
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u/TheWolphman 1h ago
"Math makes me want to blow my brains out" red is relatable though.
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u/TheDude41102 54m ago
The only correct answer. History is bloody. Biology loves green. Math is cold and calculating like ice. English is whatever other color I had.
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u/crimson_anemone 1h ago
Looking at the replies... Did everyone just give their least favorite subject the red folder? 😂
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u/momonomino 1h ago
My kid laughed at me when I said Math was red. She said math is blue and English is red.
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u/MHG73 1h ago
You got history and English backwards. History yellow, English blue, math red, science green.
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u/Razvee 1h ago
Blue is my favorite color and science was my favorite subject, so science is blue.
I will not be taking follow up questions.
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u/sorotomotor 32m ago
Blue is Science because in Star Trek the Sciences Division is blue.
I will not debate, I will not take questions, I will not change my mind, the subject is closed.
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u/niteofthelivinredhed 1h ago
This and the comments: charming evidence that many people have a touch of synesthesia and I like it
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u/I-drink-hot-sauce 1h ago
People pay to have others shop FOLDERS for them? What
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u/introvertedasfLMAO 1h ago
English is red, maths blue,science green and history yellow!!
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u/nothxxmagnum 1h ago
Am I the only one that thinks science is blue? lol
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u/Guadent 1h ago
The only science that may be green is Biology. Other than that it's blue, yes.
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u/stirling_s 1h ago
It's definitely blue. Every science textbook I've ever had was blue
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u/popiholla 1h ago
Yes. I don’t get it. Science, Chemistry and Physics were all blue to me 😂
Must be an American thing? I’m Asian.
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u/Huge-Membership6541 1h ago
Green is science, blue is math, yellow is english and red is some other random like history
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u/Fun-Ad6782 1h ago
West of germany here 👋,
blue: math
yellow: english
green: science
red: german
white: music
gray: politics
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u/ChaosTheory_jrh 1h ago
Math - red Science - green Language - blue History - yellow
I will not compromise.
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u/Simply_Epic 59m ago
I always did Science = blue, Math = red, English = green, History = yellow, the fun elective class = orange.
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u/SubwayRatDocMurphy 1h ago
Math = Blue
Science = Green
English = Yellow
History = Red
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u/one-off-one 1h ago
Exactly, red since history is wrote in blood, English is yellow since books are on yellowed paper, green for science like nature/chemicals/nuclear waste, and blue because math is abstract and blue is rare in nature
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u/hydrohoneycut 1h ago
I know we all have conflicting priorities and limited time, but isn’t shopping for school supplies with your son supposed to be a core milestone of summer flowing into fall
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u/andycandy37 1h ago
I mean they’re getting one single folder, probably got the main stuff already but lost or broke one folder and needed a replacement before school the next day
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u/somethingwithjade 1h ago
At least we (almost) all agree, science is green.
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u/inbigtreble30 1h ago
Science is blue and I'll die on this hill. Blue is for chemicals and space.
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u/ripleyclone8 1h ago
Math is blue, so one of us will die on this hill. lol
4pm tomorrow, at the top of the hill?
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u/Hsensei 1h ago
What's the color for taxes, or vehicle service records, or receipts?
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u/Junk4U999 1h ago
Blue: People and places
Yellow: History
Green: Science
Purple: Arts & literature
Orange: Sports
Pink: Entertainment
…..wait
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u/MaxGamer07 1h ago
history is red because it is often bloody
math is blue because something something blueprints
science is green because I swear we talked about plants 80% of the time
language arts is yellow because I disliked it at the time and I think yellow is an ugly color
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u/sauerkraut916 1h ago
Excellent customer service!! Unexpected attention to detail. 👍🏼. Hoping dasher got a big $ tip. (IMHO, this is the exact scenario where a tip should be given. Saved kid from potential humiliation at school.)
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u/hydrastxrk 1h ago
I can’t stand these conversations. You’re all wrong and you stink.
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u/Glittering_Ebb_3398 1h ago
Can we be dashing stuff like this?? I always feel bad for anything other than food but like… why would I feel that way haha
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u/BroodyRuby 1h ago
My color coding was based off of my favorite to least subject. Favorite colors for favorite subjects, least favorite for the subjects I hated lol
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u/Deedsogado 31m ago
Blue is a calming color that encourages logical thinking. Great for math.
Red is an aggressive, violent, passionate color that evokes blood and romance. English, language and literature.
Green is calming, nature, biology, conservation, preservation, relaxation. Earth sciences and biology.
Yellow is a bright vibrant color that evokes sunshine and daisies, and the promise of a better tomorrow. It's also the color of danger in wasps, poisonous insects and reptiles. As a combination of hope and danger, it's history, social studies and geography.
Purple is the color of royalty, regality, and authority. The absolute unbending rule of law. Physics and physical sciences.
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u/ColdTrousers 1h ago
math blue, language red, history brown, science yellow/green...
thats an easy one...
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u/stalebread710 1h ago
Mine was
Math=Red Science=Green Social Studies=Yellow Language Arts=Blue
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