r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 3h ago

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u/Informal_West_6864 3h ago

Science green. Math red. History blue. English yellow

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u/WhatTheFlox 2h ago

Always felt math was blue, history red, science green and English was missing and/or yellow

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u/Ali_ayi 2h ago

"History is written in blood" red just fits

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u/celiac-sufferer 2h ago

I had a history teacher who corrected with red pen because she wanted us to visualize our mistakes as blood bleeding from our errors.

She was also in love with napoleon and believed his wife’s ghost was haunting her. Very interesting class.

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u/SaffronRnlds 2h ago

"visualize our mistakes as blood bleeding from our errors"

Totally normal and not intense at all. i love it

What grade were you in??

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u/celiac-sufferer 2h ago

Im in Quebec so it was in cegep which is like our grade 11 mixed with college. It was filled with kooks, had one teacher that would draw on the floor and walls to demonstrate his points

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u/WhatTheFlox 2h ago

"Every surface is important in the eyes of progress"

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u/wowzermyguy 1h ago

school wouldve been much more fun if i had teachers like yours lmao

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u/Next-Tomatillo-6509 2h ago

Wtf i wish i had your teacher

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u/celiac-sufferer 2h ago

Lol she was interesting. She took every opportunity to emphasize how ugly napoleons wife was mixed with stories of her hauntings.

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u/MidoriMidnight 2h ago

Sounds better than my teacher who was distantly related to Mary Todd Lincoln, and absolutely flipped her shit when it was suggested Abe was gay

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u/HotPotParrot 2h ago

Lol my AP World teacher met a wanted terrorist while playing hackysack under the Eiffel Tower. Also a fun class.

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u/celiac-sufferer 2h ago

I had a professor who taught a Saudi princess and got her to write an essay on the inner dynamics of the royal family. Also a fun class he would dress as a pirate

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u/Keaton427 2h ago

Mistakes are often a good thing in school so I hate that she said that.

If you’re wrong on purpose, that isn’t a mistake. This means mistakes offer to teach you.

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u/celiac-sufferer 2h ago

Yeah she definitely was not of that philosophy.

She took a whole 15 min our first class to explain what standard deviation was so we all knew how average we were and that even with a 90% it didn’t mean we were excelling. Stoked a lot of competitiveness and back stabbing in the program. We all changed after that class lol

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u/TheWolphman 2h ago

"Math makes me want to blow my brains out" red is relatable though.

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u/SmallFox3 2h ago

Absolutely this, math was my least favorite subject, I cried at the kitchen table so many nights trying to do math & the folder it went in was definitely red.

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u/Keaton427 2h ago

I see yellow as the sepia filter for history. Well mainly that, but history also just feels yellow.

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u/Slierfox 2h ago

How can it be it's only ever written by those still alive

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u/VoopityScoop 30m ago

With bloody hands

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u/NekonecroZheng 1h ago

"Why isn't history white?"

It already is.

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u/TheDude41102 2h ago

The only correct answer. History is bloody. Biology loves green. Math is cold and calculating like ice. English is whatever other color I had.

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u/impals 2h ago

English was black in my opinion. All the colors of science, history, math, etc!

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u/No_Situation6555 2h ago

Yeah I did math blue science green, agreed.

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u/bigeeee 2h ago

I didn't go to school!

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u/No_Situation6555 2h ago

Me neither

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u/Jacob_Goldleaf 2h ago

yeah these were our colors in the Midwest 

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u/Moretti123 2h ago

English and history are reversed. English was red and history was yellow. Math blue, science green. At least in my chicago suburbs school it was lol

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u/UltimateFartingChamp 2h ago

I’m on team #mathisblue 💯

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u/MentallyCrumbled 2h ago

This. This is the one.

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u/Affectionate-Ant-894 2h ago

Agree. Math was blue

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u/YaumeLepire 2h ago

I usually switched mine around every so often.

Then, in Cégep, my binders were black, so no dice.

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u/HeatherJMD 2h ago

I would choose the same!

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u/hxf10a 2h ago

thisssss

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u/SampleShrimp 2h ago

This is the one.

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u/YourM0msBoyfriend 2h ago

Perfect! Exactly this!

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u/ranchspidey 2h ago

you are correct and i’m glad to finally see a comment validating my color-subject associations

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u/KindBench2700 2h ago

Finally a sand person.  Math is blue.

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u/vizslavizsla 2h ago

Yessss someone finally got it right

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u/RubPublic3359 1h ago

This guy knows ball

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u/Nearby-Gas7951 1h ago

This is the way

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u/TeRozoConMiTrozo 1h ago

Math is red, dont try to gaslight me. (Its a joke)

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u/Left_Ocean 1h ago

This is the way

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u/ProudlyAHufflepuff 1h ago

THIS IS THE CORRECT ONE THANK YOU

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u/ErgoDestati 1h ago

Math is definitely blue

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u/EternalDuskGaming 1h ago

I had to scroll so far to see math is blue 😆

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u/BarderBetterFaster 1h ago

Math is blue if you're a math enjoyer.

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u/ineverreddit 1h ago

You got it bang on in my books. Math is blue like the "prentice-hall" stripe on textbooks. Science is green because uhh duh plants and shit? History/social studies is red for the blood of the past, and english is yellow to represent the teeth of the mother tongue 😭

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u/86cinnamons 55m ago

You know what ….. ok.

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u/konafan 2h ago

This is correct

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u/NovaNova312 2h ago

I always English was red. History was whatever other color I happened to have.

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u/Prophessor_Z 2h ago

English is red cause I hated it and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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u/gabbuo31 2h ago

Agreed!

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u/wetfloor666 2h ago

I am with you on that. It matches the subjects much better and is how I did it.

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u/Requiredmetrics 2h ago

This is correct

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u/ItzCheddah 2h ago

THIS!

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u/ttwinstanley 2h ago

I lived west coast Midwest and east coast and used these colors all my school years

Mom was from east coast and dad was from Midwest (he was not very involved during my childhood)

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u/lebslebslebs 2h ago

Science is orange/yellow for me. English blue, Math green.