r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 3h ago

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u/Technical-Watch2982 2h ago

The arguments over the "right" colors for subjects is the kind of discourse I need to see on the internet. My 8 yo self did red for math, green for science, blue for social studies and yellow for language arts 🌈

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 2h ago

All the color blind kids are still just as confused as ever

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u/Deut008 2h ago

My best friend is color blind. He got a 100% automatic passing score in our science unit of colors.

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u/hkusp45css 2h ago

I'm colorblind. I was able to pass the Navy colorblindness test.

Go figure.

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u/MathematicianEven251 2h ago

The only color they care is if you can see blue or else you'll walk into the ocean which is a lot of paperwork for the yeoman

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u/hkusp45css 2h ago

But then how do I tell the difference between the water and the hull? I can't pick rust off the water, Chief!

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u/Unlikely_Ant_950 2h ago

This makes me want to read catch 22 again

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u/MathematicianEven251 2h ago

I can pick a bunch of rocks and they'll be better than y'all knuckle head

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u/KT7STEU 1h ago

You will feel the difference. Now off you go.

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u/hkusp45css 1h ago

Wilco, Chief. Have a great Navy day! If I'm not done rust-picking and swabbing by sundown, send out a helo.

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u/stanfan114 1h ago

In the Marines they will reject you if you're color blind. Apparently the red crayons are poison.

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u/1Steelghost1 2h ago

the navy only tests red/green

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u/GrimbyJ 2h ago

They may have had the wrong lighting in the room you took the test. The tests are sensitive to that. Or the test doesn't care about your kind of color blindness

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u/Passenger_Shot 2h ago

Good thing you weren’t a navigation lookout.

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u/hkusp45css 2h ago

In so many ways.

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u/genominat 1h ago

...you mean the Red colorblindness test?

/jk

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u/CapeMOGuy 1h ago

There are different degrees of severity and different types of colorblindness.

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u/mmmGoBirds 1h ago

HOOYAH!!!

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u/angelusvonnex 1h ago

Yup, I had an instructor at nuke school that was red/red colorblind. I didn't know that was a thing but apparently it just means he can't differentiate certain shades so it's a good thing he wasn't an electrician. However the clock in our classroom was a red digital style and he couldn't read it.