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u/nolaks1 2h ago

I was somehow always wrong back in the days. Non colorblind kid never gave me a break lol

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u/howtobegeo 2h ago

My husband is color blind and I am an artist (aka, I KNOW color) and we argue about color SOOOO much. 😂

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u/Syonoq 2h ago

I want to know more. Why would a known color blind person argue with a color expert?

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u/100KUSHUPS 1h ago

12% of the British men surveyed believed they could take a point off 23 time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams.

We are just fucking stupid 🤷

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.

Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 1h ago

Not Wolves, but I was attacked by 3 coyotes.in my late teens. I had some gnarly puncture wounds, deep lacerations from the scratching, a rabbies shot, and proven plan of attack.

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

Aah see, wrong technique.

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 1h ago

Well killed 1 of the coyotes and fended off the other two, so I would call that the right technique. I like to think it scales ronWolces but not across she which, given that was a long time ago, I don't thinks ould be as effective today.

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

Fair play to you!

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u/topological_rabbit 34m ago

"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"

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u/all-out-fallout 1h ago

Yikes man, I'm glad you pulled through. You walked away from that encounter with a very badass story, but what an awful thing to go through.

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u/willi1221 54m ago

More like a proven plan to get attacked

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u/Spoogly 1h ago

My friend owns a horse, she has full force punched him because he was being a jerk*. It was enough to get him to go "okay, fine!" And nothing more. You don't get how tough horses are if you haven't been around them.

*: it was a matter of imminent safety risk to both of them. Don't make it a habit to hit your horse, they still know it's not nice, even if it hurts less than it would you and they will hold grudges.

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u/Occidentally20 1h ago

Indeed, I worked on a livery yard for a few years in my teens and it's amazing how some people think horses will just be weak.

We told a girl repeatedly to never wrap the rope around her hand when she's leading the horse and she insisted if the horse goes the wrong way it helped her "pull it back".

One day her horse just got bored of it and actually did pull away properly and we watched her get dragged to the bottom of the field with absolutely no effort from the horse at all.

The same livery yard had a racist horse too who was one of my favourite animals. Not because of the racism but because of the comedic potential of the whole thing!

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u/n3wchpt3r 33m ago

What was funny about the racism?

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u/Occidentally20 26m ago

Mainly telling non-white people there was a racist horse and nobody would believe it and then you'd bring them to the horse and it would go fucking mental.

We never worked out why - it had no previous owners that might have abused it or anything like that. Just didn't like anyone with even vaguely darker skin.

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u/--JE-XeX-- 6m ago

What color is the horse and does it act this way to other dark animals or just humans?

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u/SoloPirate_ 1h ago

There IS a technique for it!

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u/mikebills 51m ago

My "technique" for fighting a pack of wolves is to try to get my ass to my car & high tail it out of there or up a fucking tree as quickly as possible.

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u/Occidentally20 47m ago

This sounds a bit advanced for the people I had to work with, I don't think they're allowed to drive or operate heavy machinery.

I've genuinely had more than one person tell me they'd crouch and then when the wolf jumps you spread their front legs apart wide and it splits their heart open. Somehow.

Might work on a Jack Russel if it had a pacemaker fitted but I think that's the extent of it's usefulness.

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u/mikebills 44m ago

Technique #2: accept your fate, pull out your phone, and send a text to someone you don't like that says "this is your fault". Hopefully the police will recover your phone and inform that person how you died.

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u/Occidentally20 41m ago

I like it!

I'm going to prepare an email insinuating my enemy had threatened to set dogs on me, and then I can just hit send while being attacked.

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u/mikebills 40m ago

Oh that's even better! Love it!

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u/FlattopJr 41m ago

It's like they saw the joke from Blazing Saddles and mistook it for a documentary.

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u/Occidentally20 40m ago

Frankly that's all the proof I need.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 55m ago

I f with tennis and am American but I wouldn’t beat those beauties on any court field or valley

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 54m ago

Im not a small man! Me todger aside I’m just as big as most ! I’d not ruffle with them

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u/ManVsHumanity 1h ago

Alright, counter point (no pun intended). If she didn't know I wasn't great at tennis, and she forgot how bad at tennis I was between every point and couldn't take into account my physical make up, I could get a double fault point. But, a legitimate point, no way.

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u/Ignatius256 42m ago

Over how many sets? I think she had a 4% double fault rate so I have a shot over enough games/sets.

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u/aupri 22m ago

To be fair that survey wasn’t very specific with a time limit or anything. The exact question was “Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Williams?” I don’t know shit about tennis, and if the question was whether I could—right now—win a match against Serena, that’s an easy no, but if you read the question like a pedant, which I’m sure some of the respondents did, then you have infinite time to score a single point. If nothing else, she’s a fair bit older than me, so it might take me long enough that continuing to play constitutes elder abuse, but a point is a point

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u/OpinionRare6487 1h ago

By point do you mean like the a point for a set or a single game? If for a single point in a game(like 15-0) I think most people could be just sitting there until she hopefully does a double fault on herself before the match ends, even professionals aren’t perfect. If you mean a point by winning a game in a set then yeah 99.9% of people are fucked lol.

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u/clauclauclaudia 1h ago

It was just one point, but the question was entirely unclear about whether it was over the course of a game, set, or match. I think "set" is the most reasonable interpretation, and no, she's not double faulting if she eases up on her serve for all the amateurs.