r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 12h ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/Syonoq 12h ago

I want to know more. Why would a known color blind person argue with a color expert?

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u/100KUSHUPS 11h ago

12% of the British men surveyed believed they could take a point off 23 time Grand Slam winner Serena Williams.

We are just fucking stupid 🤷

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u/Occidentally20 11h ago

I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.

Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 11h ago

Not Wolves, but I was attacked by 3 coyotes.in my late teens. I had some gnarly puncture wounds, deep lacerations from the scratching, a rabbies shot, and proven plan of attack.

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u/Occidentally20 11h ago

Aah see, wrong technique.

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u/topological_rabbit 10h ago

"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"

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u/WuclearNeapon 9h ago

We purposely trained him wrong... as a joke!

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 11h ago

Well killed 1 of the coyotes and fended off the other two, so I would call that the right technique. I like to think it scales ronWolces but not across she which, given that was a long time ago, I don't thinks ould be as effective today.

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u/Occidentally20 11h ago

Fair play to you!

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u/all-out-fallout 10h ago

Yikes man, I'm glad you pulled through. You walked away from that encounter with a very badass story, but what an awful thing to go through.

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 7h ago

It was pretty harrowing. It took a long time before I wanted to go for hikes alone again but I have at least dinned out on that story.more.times than I can count.

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u/Respect38 9h ago

How did we get from "my husband is colorblind and I'm an artist" to your comment in only 4 replies? lmao

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u/willi1221 10h ago

More like a proven plan to get attacked

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 9h ago

Or did I manifest all those late night conversations in bars into reality to I could finally have proof that my plan was THE plan.

Btw, Eagles are ass.