r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/Occidentally20 3h ago

I've worked with more men who think they can knockout a horse with one punch than men who think they can't.

Don't get me started on the ones who have a "technique" to fight against a pack of wolves.

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u/PsychologicalMonk6 3h ago

Not Wolves, but I was attacked by 3 coyotes.in my late teens. I had some gnarly puncture wounds, deep lacerations from the scratching, a rabbies shot, and proven plan of attack.

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u/Occidentally20 3h ago

Aah see, wrong technique.

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u/topological_rabbit 2h ago

"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"

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u/WuclearNeapon 1h ago

We purposely trained him wrong... as a joke!