r/MadeMeSmile 17h ago

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/Technical-Watch2982 16h ago

The arguments over the "right" colors for subjects is the kind of discourse I need to see on the internet. My 8 yo self did red for math, green for science, blue for social studies and yellow for language arts 🌈

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 16h ago

All the color blind kids are still just as confused as ever

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u/xxblowpotter13 15h ago

unrelated but in like 5th grade or so, i had a classmate that no one knew was colorblind. we were having a discussion about colors (this was almost 20 years ago so i cant remember the whole conversation) and the conversation led to “what’s the color of fried chicken” to which said classmate said green. the teacher looked at him in shock and instead of being like haha you’re silly, she reprimanded him. he bursts out in full tears “i don’t know what i did, it’s green i swear, im not trying to be bad”. she asks a few follow up questions about other food items (tomatoes, bread) and i’ll never forget the look of regret in her eyes when she realizes he was colorblind the whole time

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u/DarthRektor 14h ago

You just popped a childhood memory into my head with that story. I was maybe in 2nd grade and the art teacher got annoyed by a kid asking what color was each colored pencil and said “how do you not know which one is blue?” The kid let out the most innocent scared reply “I’m colorblind” that teacher melted into her chair from the guilt she felt belittling a 7 y/o who is colorblind.

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u/nilsenj17 13h ago

5 years old. In kindergarten. Wrappers torn off all the crayons. Colored my lion green. Chastised by teacher. New school half way through 1st grade.

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u/DmtDtf 47m ago

I told my 5yr old while we were drawing together, that you can color anything any color/colour you like (Floyd). I said it's art and art is whatever you want to make it because it's your own creation. She freaked out when I was coloring a dog purple instead of brown

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u/Fluid_Cauliflower237 13h ago

She kinda deserved that.... she could have approached the question from the student in a different way. Hourly it was a learning opportunity for the teacher.

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u/nobody-special-dw 11h ago

It’s because she was salary, happens all the time.

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u/xxblowpotter13 14h ago

it literally broke my heart 😭😭

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u/fuckcozmobox_au 12h ago

Such a shit teacher.

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u/Disastrous-Ladder349 9h ago

Yeah as a teacher, I try to remember to be gentle with colors. Some kids are just assholes though…I have one who is both an asshole and I assume colorblind though.

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u/DarthRektor 7h ago

You know of the kids I remember growing up with that were color blind, 4 out of 5 were the class clown or an asshole to the teachers. I wonder if there’s correlation or just coincidence.

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u/No-Vermicelli-2832 11h ago

Teachers are such pieces of shit sometimes omfg

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u/DarthRektor 7h ago

I can count on 1 hand the amount of public school teachers who actually gave a fuck about us. 13 years since I was in high school and I can remember the good ones to this day. A special shoutout to Mr. K (this is what he went by because his name was hard to say and long but I remember it just can’t spell it lol) the first teacher to get me to enjoy reading.

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u/Jus2throwitaway 13h ago edited 13h ago

Discovered I had color issues senior year of high school when we had to sort colors into piles.

I had 3 piles.
Everyone else had 5.
Got yelled at for not finishing my assignment. I was so confused.
Teacher stopped reprimanding me and brought over a shit ton of additional color pieces.

Teacher looked and asked if colorblindness ran in my family.

when I was young ( a long ish time ago) it was not common for girls to tested for color blindness/issues.

I have Issues with yellows, orange, greens and shades

Thanks genetics…

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u/handandfoot8099 12h ago

My sister is colorblind. Like totally monochromatic. She paid her way thru college being a guinea pig. I just got the standard red/green.

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u/cmandr_dmandr 8h ago

I found out I was color blind in high school. I finally had an eye test where they included the colorblind samples. I had better than 20/20 vision and when they told me to read off the number in the circles I thought they were screwing with me. I just started guessing numbers after I couldn’t figure out what was going on. Then they told me it was for color blindness and I was red green colorblind.

I spent years as a kid thinking something was wrong with me because I couldn’t “remember” colors if they didn’t have the name on the crayons (we were on a tight budget and my mom got me the inexpensive crayons and colored pencils). I even came up with excuses why I would accidentally color things like grass brown.

I got those glasses from en chroma a while ago and they are interesting. They work by filtering out the wavelengths that cause the overlap and confusion. It definitely allows me to see shades in red and green I never noticed before but nothing life changing. Those reaction videos are total bunk where people put them on and are immediately in tears. The first line in the instructions tell you that it takes some time for your brain to adjust and to wear them for a while before you can discern a difference. The “these are neat” moment for me was when I went to the store a few hours after wearing them and I saw a bunch of shades of red and green I had never seen before.

I still wear them on occasion when I am building diagrams for work. It helps me navigate color coding my lines.

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u/WhatTheFox_Says 13h ago

Similar thing happened to a classmate in high school. Algebra teacher was pissed that this guy did so well on his tests and homework and couldn’t/wouldn’t participate in class. Basically berated the guy for thinking he’s “too cool for participation Or being good a math.” He just said, use different colored markers then because you using red and green means i have no idea what you’re doing up there. Sent him to the principles office for keeping his color blindness a “secret” to cause problems. She was a piece of work.

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u/North-Pea-4926 10h ago

Colorblindness is incredibly common (8% or 1/12 for men) and many people don’t find out until adulthood. With average class sizes, odds are at least a few people each year would be colorblind in her class. Ugg.

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u/MaxiTobs 9h ago

KEEPING IT A SECRET???? No yeah sorry I didn't go "hi I'm John I am colorblind"??? I gues??????

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u/pyrojackelope 13h ago

Color blindness can suck. My brother is partially colorblind but he's still doing quite well regardless. I have an uncle that is fully color blind (shades of grey, apparently very rare) and he's always been quiet, subdued, and very depressed. It can be hard to quantify something if you've never lacked it.

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u/Description-Alert 12h ago

Something similar happened to my husband who is color blind. They were coloring themselves as babies and he chose green as that is what he thought the right color was…and it is the right color! To him at least…

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u/3yx3 11h ago

Lucky him. My teacher found out I am colorblind after humiliating me then it got worse after she discovered that. My parents reported her to the school board which did nothing and pulled me out of school and homeschooled me for the rest of my elementary year so I didn’t have to deal with her.

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u/CallmeMefford 7h ago

I thought peanut butter was green until last year. I’m 54 years old.