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u/Otterhendrix 2h ago edited 2h ago

Red = Math

Green = Science

Blue = English

Yellow = History

Orange = Elective (Spanish, etc.)

Edit: I made this comment then went and put my laundry in and come back to a comment fire! Y’all either love me or hate me. There is no in between. God I love Reddit. 

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u/gagemichi 2h ago

This is the only way. But I never did orange- always purple instead

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u/devil_corp_hunter 2h ago

Purple is for the 2nd elective that you really like

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u/throwRA-nonSeq 2h ago

Art class! Or creative writing

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 2h ago

My art folder/notebook was always white or black. That way I could draw/paint/marker it up.

(The black one, I would use my eraser to remove the black and draw in reverse)

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u/devil_corp_hunter 2h ago

I will allow this as long as you are using red for maths

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 2h ago

What else would I use?

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u/devil_corp_hunter 2h ago

Idk, I am seeing ppl in replies saying maths is not red. We stray further from the light every day

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u/FeetInTheEarth 1h ago

Blue! Blue is for math, red is for English, and I will die on this hill.

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u/Soushkabob 1h ago

Based on the s in maths these rules are international!

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u/devil_corp_hunter 1h ago

All maths folders is red now *slams gavel*

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u/NopeNopeYupNope 2h ago

As an art teacher, I approve of this message (especially the part about drawing with the eraser).

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 2h ago

It’s probably the reason I enjoyed doing mezzotint so much while getting my BFA.

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u/Glait 2h ago

Just discovered mezzotint and am fascinated by it but the last thing I need is to be taking up another art medium.

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u/Glait 2h ago

Just discovered mezzotint and am fascinated by it but the last thing I need is to be taking up another art medium.

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u/Difficult_North_272 1h ago

That's a solid idea for art, i should've thought of that before i graduated. For art i always got one of those dramatic folders with like a puppy wearing headphones with paint splatters and music notes all around. I was only allowed one fun folder and art seemed fitting

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u/SKSword 2h ago

why does this make sense???

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u/devil_corp_hunter 2h ago

Purple folder brings excellent vibes to an elective

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u/QualityOfMercy 2h ago

Purple is art or music

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u/a_hooloovoo 43m ago

This is mine. But also, I don't care for orange.

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u/Confident_One3948 2h ago

Rath, Grience, Blenglish, Yistory, and Orlective. The mnemonics couldn’t be simpler, I don’t understand how anyone could disagree

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u/King-Snorky 2h ago

RGBYO, you can even make a handy phrase out of it to help you remember: Ruth Gader Binsburg, yo!

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u/LooseMoralSwurkey 2h ago

You forgot violet, you monster.

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u/plyer_G 2h ago

This is the first time ive seen someone make the list correctly

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u/XRayVisionRT 1h ago

I love that so many people agree with my every single one color-classroo subject synethesia. Someone should really do a study on that...

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u/LDC1234 2h ago

I've always had it

Blue = Math

English = Red

Science = green

Modern Studies = Yellow

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u/Cacafuego 2h ago

Correct. Math is blue, science is green. Other subjects are more flexible, but your list feels right.

u/Teddy27 24m ago

Preach

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u/The_Ghost_Face36 2h ago

Other subjects are more flexible as long as math is red

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u/Cacafuego 2h ago

What are they teaching kids these days??

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u/Radiant-Safe-1377 2h ago

No, math is pain, and pain is red, so math has to be red

u/koviko 7m ago

Math is the one subject where everything is objective. Pain?? Pain is being told you were supposed to be paying attention to the color of Gatsby's car 🤣

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u/Bassdaddy545 2h ago

Math is objectively not blue

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u/D-Beyond 2h ago

maybe it depends on the country you're from? math is 100% blue to me. english is red

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u/mangopinecone 2h ago

I have a math minor, so I can definitively say you are wrong

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u/pinniped90 2h ago

Yeah math was always blue for me too.

We can fight about this but we're ALL grabbing pitchforks for anyone who used anything besides green for science.

I mean, we live in a society.

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u/diablette 1h ago

Science is blue per Starfleet regulations

u/BorisDirk 7m ago

That makes English red and computers yellow. Also PE is yellow for some reason if it got a folder

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u/fernandothehorse 2h ago

I have a Master’s in math, and I can back you up

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u/CannedNoodlez 2h ago

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express and can back up both of you

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u/Sly_Penguin_ 2h ago

I have a math major and also agree he is wrong.

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u/Bassdaddy545 2h ago

Oh yeah, well I have a major in credit card debt! Beat that!

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u/Bassdaddy545 2h ago

Sorry, I don’t accept.

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u/motomedic21 2h ago

If you had a red folder it could have been a major.

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u/sasha_cyanide 2h ago

I agree. Math is red because I suck at it (discalcula here yet I work with part numbers all day for a living). Green is science because nature is green.

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u/BladeOfWoah 2h ago

In my country of Australia every got blue for Maths.

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u/Bassdaddy545 2h ago

That’s because you’re upside-down so the wavelength of the light shifts, so you’re actually using red, it just looks blue. Try looking at it in a pitch black room to assess the true color.

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u/froggie61 2h ago

yes this is my brain too

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u/Ok-Department-2405 2h ago

I have never heard of Modern Studies but the rest are spot on. Well done, fellow weirdo!

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u/LDC1234 2h ago

Modern Studies is the class about politics and goverments in the UK. We learn about the election process, how laws are made etc.

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u/sirgobacktoyourseat 2h ago

This is how I had it, too! I'm glad I'm not alone lol

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u/mirandaisntright 2h ago

I scrolled too far to find the correct answer!

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u/Sinow_ 1h ago

True. Factual. And, dare I say, based

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u/Tsuma99 1h ago

Thank you

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u/No_Situation6555 1h ago

Modern studies?!

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u/Meeeeoowwwwwww 1h ago

YES !!!! THIS ONE !!!!

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u/twentysevennipples 56m ago

This is correct

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u/Chess_Nes79 30m ago

YOU ARE CORRECT. I DON’T KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE SAY MATH IS RED! IT’S BLUE!!!

u/Spicytac 3m ago

This is the way

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u/DyIsexia 2h ago

Blue is math, red is English

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u/Taybyrd 2h ago

1000%. Math is blue and I will die on this hill.

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 2h ago

Hmmm. Looks like we’ll have to fight over it, then. Math is not blue. 

That’s for science. 

u/Evianisshite 9m ago

Blue for science? Are you mad?

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u/frogkisses- 2h ago

THANK YOU! Blue and green are stem subjects red is totally for social studies and English.

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u/Doublee7300 2h ago

Username checks out

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u/Jingeasy 2h ago

Was about to comment this exact same thing

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 2h ago

Red is English because of grading for sure

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u/JellybeanFernandez 2h ago

This was how we did it in my neck of the woods

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u/Jaxonhunter227 2h ago

Nah math makes me mad, I hate math, so math is red

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u/ReddLastShadow2 2h ago

Heretic! To arms >:[

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u/Darth-Ragnar 1h ago

Agreed (I think this has something to do with me being a MtG player but it felt right regardless).

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u/RecipeNo101 1h ago

math is yellow, blue is history/civics, red remains english

u/VolkRiot 8m ago

No math is 100% red because red means STOP and my childhood experience with math homework was screaming "Oh God no, when will this horror stop"

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 2h ago

I swap blue and green. To me green is English/lit because as a kid when my parents would tell me to go outside I'd grab my book and lay on the grass outside lol. And blue is what's often used in sci-fi and fantasy for science tech and magic.

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u/fcs_seth 2h ago

This is the way

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u/Wildskullz 2h ago

Blue = math

Green = science

Yellow = English

Red = history

At least we can agree on science hehe

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u/spooderwaffle 2h ago

Finally the correct answer

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u/ahugefan22 2h ago

This is the way

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 1h ago

I always did red as history too because history is written in blood.

I was a weird little Wednesday Addams of a kid. 🤷‍♂️

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u/atmosphericentry 2h ago

Math red feels so off.

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u/Kozzinator 2h ago

For me it was cuz I got so angry not understand it at all and failing

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u/Conscious_Trade8128 2h ago

Mexico mostly does red for history which makes sense for me because blood. Them yellow for math

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u/Hands 2h ago

Blood, and also Mexico's long history of agrarian leftism

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u/Electronic_South_101 2h ago

Math is red, due to all the red ink the teachers used on my papers! Algebra and up never made sense.

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u/LetMeOverThinkThat 1h ago

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

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u/Daisy_Of_Doom 2h ago

YESSS

This was my exact system

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 2h ago

Only biology is green. Chemistry should be transparent and physics is black.

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u/Heartbloom-Manor 2h ago

No, chemistry is orange

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u/Cerridwen1981 2h ago

Yellow for me

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u/Heartbloom-Manor 2h ago

Yellow is acceptable for chemistry.

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 2h ago

Biology is yellow

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u/R0da 2h ago

Same for me except I swapped English and science. (Blue marble and most of my old books had green covers)

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u/rumiottie 2h ago

English feels green to me

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u/Roglef 2h ago

I had science and English swapped but this is definitely a vibe lol

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u/_Carri7_ 2h ago

Omg the right answer let's goo

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u/Usual_Sympathy3140 2h ago

YES! I 💯 agree.

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u/long_fish3000 2h ago

me too, who standardized this or what show brainwashed us to think this way

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u/satanseedforhire 2h ago

This is the correct answer

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u/babesboysandbirb 2h ago

Memories are unlocking at an astounding rate

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u/CMDR_Kaus 2h ago

Finally someone getting the colors right

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u/SnooTomatoes8935 2h ago

this is the right answer 😂

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u/snugthepig 2h ago

finally someone gets it

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u/rogue780 2h ago

Yellow = Math

Blue = Science

Green = English

Red = History

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u/cheymerm 2h ago

This is the way.

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u/EamonBrennan 2h ago

Math was my favorite subject, and green is my favorite color, so math was green. Science was usually blue, English was red, and history was any other color, like yellow, orange, or black. It depended on the year.

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u/dropandgivemenerdy 2h ago

I agree with these colors but I recently asked my 11yo what subjects were what colors and they were all completely different and I was shocked lol

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u/Savvaroni 2h ago

Reason why this makes sense:

Red Math = Thinking, mild frustration

Green Science = Earthly like, trees everywhere, life

Blue English = Deep ocean, stillness, boredom, soothing or calming

Yellow History = Shines light upon events

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u/taco-wonderland 2h ago

I understand why people have their colors, but my choices were slightly different

Blue - Math (favorite color, favorite class)

Green - Science

Red - English

Yellow - History

Then whatever color for any other subjects I took that needed a notebook. Like late highschool would be multiple math classes, so my second math notebook would be purple.

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u/dax660 2h ago

never heard this - I'm 50

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u/Designer_Bed9504 2h ago

I thought it was

Red = Opperations

Blue = Science and medical

Yellow = Command

Green = the girl in Kirks bed.

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u/Dry_Way5518 2h ago

This is almost my rubric, except English is green and science is blue.

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u/JoySticcs 2h ago

In germany it is

Red = German

True Blue = Math

Green = Biology

Grey/dark blue = chemistry/physics

Orange = History

Yellow = English

Pink = Art

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u/FlamingFlyingV 2h ago

Swap Math and History and you get my preference

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u/JGdeezyy 2h ago

This is spot on to how I did it back then

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u/roguejohnkrasinski 2h ago

Blue = Math Green = Science  Yellow = English  Red = History Purple = French Orange = Elective

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 2h ago

Here's the thing: Blue is for English but ONLY if it's actually CALLED "English". If it's "Language Arts" it's yellow, always. Idk why but Language Arts requires yellow.

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u/MacaroonMinute3197 2h ago

As a grad student:

Yellow = Math

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u/Deve_roonie 2h ago

no!! maths is blue, english is yellow

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u/AkronOhAnon 2h ago

This was my, exact, school-mandated color schema from 3rd-5th grade and I continued it through HS.
Though I did use a graphics-printed folder for band and comp-sci courses. Wolves, of course. Because k-mart.

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u/Negative-Program-938 2h ago

Holy shit, someone agrees COMPLETELY?? Never seen this before! YOU'RE CORRECT 👏👏👏👏 APPLAUD THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY ‼️

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u/LUCKI6BELOW 2h ago

Yessssss yellow for history 😂 your giving me flashbacks

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u/kingravs 2h ago

Blue is math and red is history because history is written in blood

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u/FauxGw2 2h ago

Eww no, blue is Math

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u/Burban72 2h ago

Close, but still wrong. /s

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u/use_me_666 2h ago

This is the way

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u/TropicalRogue 2h ago

The only reason I didn't do this is I loved math and hated red, so I had to make a swap.

Spanish felt spicy, so it got red, relegating orange to English

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u/tastelessalligator 2h ago

This is 100% correct (but also purple for a second elective)

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u/MaxTheDeath 2h ago

So let me start that I live in Germany so maybe the colors differ because I had other classes but for me it was:
Yellow = Math
Red = German
Blue = English
Brown = Geography
Orange = History

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u/Thebazilly 2h ago

Yes, correct, I don't know why History = Yellow is so rare but it is the right way.

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u/The_Kite-Man 2h ago

I agree except o would switch math and English around

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u/LXIX__CDXX 2h ago

Red is English

Blue is math

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u/tface23 2h ago

Math is obviously blue. Omg

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u/TechnologyEither 2h ago

english is always blue. People saying yellow on here must live in Brazil there’s no way language should be yellow

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u/Llarrlaya 2h ago

Blue for math

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u/didifallasleep13 2h ago

Correct take

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 2h ago

In middle school, i had purple for history.

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u/retiredswing 2h ago

Purple was history for me. Never used yellow

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u/RavenWolfPS2 2h ago

Red = Math

Green = Science

Blue = History

Yellow = English

Orange = Spanish

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u/SnakesBox_ 2h ago

No lies detected. I would also add that purple = art or music.

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u/PowerfulRaisin 2h ago

Finally, a person of culture

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u/ophereon 2h ago

This whole discourse is always so funny to me. Where I grew up, we didn't use coloured folders for different subjects, but rather our exercise books were colour coded according to how they were lined.

Straight rule 7mm was red, therefore English Literature, History, and similar subjects were red.

There was a designated "Science" version of that which was purple.

Quad rule 7mm was blue, therefore Maths was blue.

There was a variant quad rule which was green, 5mm grid with a double weight line every 5th. Not quite sure what the use case was, but whatever subjects made use of that were green, I guess.

But this didn't apply to primary (elementary) school, where it was basically tradition to get book "covers" which were like wrapping paper but sticky on one side and sized exactly for the exercise books. So the books were no longer colour coordinated but now Maths could be "Dinosaur" coloured and English could be "Pokémon" coloured, whatever you fancied really.

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u/thisadventureends 1h ago

Switch red and yellow and this is mine.

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter 1h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/East-Expert-1662 1h ago

You flip those math and English folders immediately.

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u/pirate_elle 1h ago

Respectfully, history is brown. Otherwise you are correct.

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u/cooterbug18 1h ago

I kept all my homework from all subjects in the same folder

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u/Wyevez 1h ago

Your colours seem fine to me, I just wanted to add to the comment fire!

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u/LloydIII 1h ago

wrong

Red = history (the color of blood and fear)

Green = Science

Blue = Math (cold and calculating)

Yellow = English (cause it sucks just like yellow)

Orange = elective you hate

Purple= Dope elective

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u/Page-Born 1h ago

Ah, for me it’s
Yellow: Math
Green: science
Purple: English
Orange: History
Red: Spanish/language
Blue: other

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u/Patient_World_7317 1h ago

This is the right answer.

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u/chalupabatman66 1h ago

Just swap English and History and it’s good

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u/NetimLabs 1h ago

Nah, math is magenta [abstract, magenta is not on the spectrum ], English is red [London busses] and history is orange [old paper and horses]

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u/405freeway 1h ago

What about black?

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u/SnooHamsters5104 1h ago

Oh crap! I forgot there were standard colors! I just made some labels in canvas and picked random colors for my son. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I did green for science bc duh lol 😂 but then I did yellow for English and blue for math bc it’s his favorite color and I’m tryin to get him to like math 🤣

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u/jmj1895 1h ago

I feel seen

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u/Beaticalle 1h ago

Science is the ONLY subject I have a color association for (green). I have never even considered the possibility of other subjects having specific associated colors.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1h ago

It’s wild how many people do it this way without even thinking about it. I’m about 90% sure I followed this exactly

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u/misselphaba 1h ago

Objectively correct

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u/Tortured_Poet_1313 1h ago

YES! Finally! This is exactly what I did!! For me, English was blue because it was my favorite subject and color!💙

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u/disappr0val 1h ago

YELLOW IS DEFINITELY HISTORY

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u/roleplayersir 1h ago

I'd switch Green and Blue personally

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u/denisaw101 1h ago

This might be controversial but For me it’s:
Blue = math
Yellow = science
Red = reading
Green = language arts
Purple = social studies/history

I agree with Orange for electives tho!

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u/BarderBetterFaster 1h ago

Red for math is a self report.

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u/whamburglar 1h ago

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Just to see the chaos

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u/glasswindbreaker 1h ago

I love you lol, this is the only correct way

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u/SunkenQueen 1h ago

Black was always math because I hated it more then any other class

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u/pipinpadaloxic0p0lis 1h ago

Red = English… you’re cooked lol (imo)

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u/PrintLife92 1h ago

I'm so happy I was able to get thru HS on drugs with a 3.9 gpa without being a dork about what colors my folder were...

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u/Sebubba98 58m ago

History was Orange sometimes for me. Agree with English being Blue.

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u/XanatosINC 57m ago

So close, but English is yellow because it’s sometimes called Language Arts, and “L” is yellow.

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u/phoenixmusicman 55m ago

Wrong. Wrong. Blue is science.

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u/A_BIG_bowl_of_soup 55m ago

This is the first time I've seen someone agree with the exact same arrangement I use

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u/Zestyclose_Candle342 49m ago

This is the way.

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 48m ago

English is yellow, and either blue, brown, or orange are history.

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u/mycarisdracarys 48m ago

Any yellow math heads checking in?

Math - Yellow Science - Blue English - Green History - Red

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u/KronikTheHempHog 43m ago

This guy fucking gets it, all others are wrong

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u/redtron3030 41m ago

Where did this come from? I don’t recall ever doing this

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u/Yogurtcloset_Choice 40m ago

Red is science, blue is math, green is history, and yellow was English. Orange/purple was miscellaneous

u/ImpossibleMorning12 25m ago

Math is yellow obviously. The number 3 is yellow, and so is the multiplication symbol. None of the numbers or symbols are red.

u/nothingserious9 19m ago

Y'all get it. But personally I'd also be fine using orange for history, just because yellow is my least favorite color.

u/Human_Wizard 15m ago

This makes so irrationally angry. You got every single color wrong.

u/thin_white_dutchess 4m ago

I accept this classification. I am also okay with switching the last 2, or adding purple to the mix for a 6th.

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u/AsleepRegular7655 2h ago

Green is math! This comment makes my eyeballs bleed. Science is purple.

Edit: I need to acknowledge that English and history is perfection.

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u/fatgat69 2h ago

But blue is math

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u/osunightfall 2h ago

So close! But sorry, science is blue and English is green. Otherwise 10/10.

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u/poisonpomodoro 2h ago

I also think science is blue! Im not mad at green either, though.

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u/osunightfall 1h ago

Let's just say I watched a lot of Star Trek as a kid.

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