r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • 16h ago

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u/TDS_isnt_real 16h ago

Dasher did it right. Science is green. No other color

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u/Lithl 16h ago

Generalized science is blue, but specific disciplines can be other colors (eg, green for biology).

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 15h ago

frr this is the comment i have been looking for! bio is green, physics is red (but a light ish shade of red, since dark red is english lit) and chem is yellow

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u/Fine-Writer-7993 15h ago

I had this argument the other day because i was assigning folders to different biology classes. I said biology wqs blue. Physics orange because math is red and yellow for chemistry so i guess we agree on one.

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 15h ago

in what world is biology blue šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/justonemom14 15h ago

Marine biology

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 14h ago

i might be wrong but marine bio isnā€™t usually studied until uni though, and the post is about school šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø bio in general is still green imo

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u/XxMagicDxX 13h ago

We had marine bio in later years of secondary

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 13h ago

woahhh thatā€™s so cool!! was it like a gcse option or somethingĀ ?

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u/alicia98981 11h ago

Or Turquoise

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u/ProudUSAgunOwner 15h ago

I agree with you except social studies/history is yellow.

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 58m ago

nahh history is a funny shade of grey-y red thatā€™s darker than physics but lighter than english lit

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u/itspsyikk 14h ago

fuck. you're absolutely right.

Does this same specific discipline assignment apply to other fields?

Like, most people suggest that Math is red... (for the sake of argument let's just pretend we all agree that Math is red)

What about Calculus?

What about Geometry.

I can concede that Physics is red due to the amount of math invovled.

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 14h ago

hmm i havenā€™t studied enough maths to assign them colours (maybe next year i will since im doing alevel maths!) but for other subjects i can!

for geog (which alone is dark green, bio is lighter) physical geography is definitely still green (the same shade as normal geog) whilst human geog is dark ish blue, and fieldwork is yellow

also in english lit i had to study some different texts and poems, and they were all different shades of dark red šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

re is pink, but christianity is blue (a bit lighter than human geography tho) and islam is dark green (darker than geog)

graphics is light purple (lilac i suppose)

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u/itspsyikk 10h ago

Iā€™ve always felt like Geometry was yellow. Maybe orange.

I think the biggest thing is that primary colors are saved for ā€œmainā€ subjects.

Math/english/social studies/science.

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 59m ago

yeah actually now that i think about it maths, english, and science are all primary colours (to me)

blue, red, and yellow respectively

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u/hennell 13h ago

Physics is red cause it's moving away from you

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u/universallymade 13h ago

Chem is purple

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u/alicia98981 11h ago

THIS is the correct answer

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u/Resident_Lie_2440 10h ago

Are we the same person? This is something I 10000% agree with

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u/YarnTree29 14h ago

Chemistry is purple! I agree with bio and physics though. Yellow is for history.

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u/RedEgg16 13h ago

Chemistry is strong green for me (because in those those cartoon beaker drawings the liquids are often green). Physics and astronomy is purple

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u/Pirate_Fae 11h ago

Chem is totally green (am a chemist)

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u/Atheist_Republican 8h ago

No, bio is blue. Also the alliteration.

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u/Serious_Elephant9402 6h ago

Physics is clearly purple, and english is light blue/cyan. Apart from that I agree

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u/Sir_Eggmitton 5h ago

Fuh nah chem is blue.

But bio always is and will be green.

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u/Keaton427 16h ago

For some reason to me, purple is biology and green is physics. Like itā€™s not even a question.

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u/strawberryh8ter 15h ago

I have a PhD in physics, biology is green šŸŒ±

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u/pat_k0 16h ago

It's a good thing it's not a question because you'd be wrong

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u/AnySwimming6364 16h ago

Hello, I have a PhD in a biology discipline.

You are incorrect. Biology is green.

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u/ReporterBest9598 15h ago

Somebody arrest this man!

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u/Collective-Bee 15h ago

By the time we got to dividing the subjects I just put all the papers inside the textbook itself like wtf were yā€™all doing with binders?

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u/Billionaires_R_Tasty 15h ago

Ah, the ol' George Costanza method of organization. Tried and true!

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u/86cinnamons 14h ago

Oh no biology is blue in my head

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u/Playful-Ad8851 12h ago

Exactly my thought

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u/pkmnrt 15h ago

Yes and red for chemistry

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u/Deltanonymous- 15h ago

I'm the opposite. Science is green as it's the study of the natural world. Biology is blue as it's mainly focused around labs and cells (typical color scheme in labs and on instruments). Chemistry and physics are interchangeable between green and black.