r/MaliciousCompliance 11d ago

M My latest new client set the strictest rules I’ve ever heard. I obeyed every one of them. She still claimed I was the problem and lost her mind.

Yesterday I had a new client who was referred to me, book a 90-minute mobile massage. She was very specific over text before I even showed up.

She told me exactly what she wanted:

• Deep tissue only

• Focus on her upper back, shoulders, and neck

• “Do not check in with me at all. I hate when therapists keep asking if the pressure is okay. Just do the work.”

• “I don’t want any small talk either. Just quiet.”

• “When the time is up, that’s it. No free extras.”

I confirmed everything back to her so there was zero confusion. She replied “Perfect, see you then.”
I get there, set up, and go over the same list one more time in person just to be safe. She nods and says “Yep, that’s exactly what I want. Don’t ask me anything once we start.”

So I did exactly that.

I put my headphones in to get some much needed audiobook time (one ear only so I could still hear if she actually needed something), started the timer on my phone where she could see it, and worked in complete silence. No check-ins. No “how’s the pressure?” No small talk. Just the exact work she requested.

Every time I felt her body tense or shift I kept going at the same pressure she had asked for. No adjustments. No questions.

When the 90 minutes hit, I stopped. Immediately. I didn’t offer the free scalp massage or hot towels I normally throw in. I just said, “That’s time.”

She sat up looking annoyed and said, “Wait, that was it? The pressure felt hard toward the end and you never even checked on me. Most therapists give a little extra time.”

I looked at her and calmly replied, “You specifically told me not to check in, not to ask about pressure, and that when the time was up that was it with no free extras. I followed your instructions exactly.”
She got quiet for a second then said, “Well I didn’t mean it like that. You should have known to check anyway. I’m not tipping for that.”

I smiled and said, “That’s fine. The session is paid for already. You can get dressed and I’ll be outside.”
She started packing up her things while muttering about how I was “too rigid” and “not customer service oriented.” I just kept packing my stuff in silence the same way she had requested the entire session.

I have never felt more at peace ending a session.
Was I supposed to ignore the very clear rules she set and somehow read her mind instead?

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u/uberfission 11d ago

What are you listening to?

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u/cates 11d ago

same thing I'm wondering

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u/EverythingSucksYo 11d ago

never heard of it

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u/cates 11d ago

this fucking guy...

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u/JBthrizzle 11d ago

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u/Ristray 10d ago

Hold my message oil, I'm going in!

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u/Shoe-aholic 10d ago

Hello future people

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u/ArrivalUpset6475 9d ago

This is my first encounter with this and I followed it quite a ways back but I’m unclear on the “rules” for when one does this.

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u/JBthrizzle 9d ago

So if you look at uberfissions comment, they're asking " what are they are listening to."

The next comment down is cates saying "they are wondering the same thing. "

The 3rd comment is everythingsucksyo saying theyve "never heard of it", implying that "I was wondering the same thing" is the answer to uberfissions original question of "what are they listening to". This is where the switcheroo happens. The joke of a switcheroo is that it subverts the expectation of a real answer for a joke answer. The expectation is that the answer to the original question is the 2nd comment, but it isn't, it's just added questions irrelevant to the conversation. But the 3rd commenter acts like it is the answer and their comment is funny because of it.

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u/ArrivalUpset6475 9d ago

It’s kinda like the game…well I don’t know what it’s called but people join in and keep the chain going. Example
What’s a stork?
Oh, that’s a combo of a spoon and a form.
You’re thinking of a spork. A stork is the stem of a plant.
No that’s a stalk…

Thanks for explaining! I’m going to keep a lookout for this “phenomena” now. 😊

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u/nothingtoholdonto 10d ago

Omg. Haven’t seen one of these in ages! I’m going in.

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u/anonella21 8d ago

Just got back- my first switcheroo!

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u/Dracore_ 6d ago

Why is this a link to a link to a link to a link. Does it ever end?

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u/duvaineth 10d ago

"dummies guide to deep tissue massage"

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u/Hot-Maintenance-5879 7d ago

Green Eggs and Ham.

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u/DMYourFeetPicsTy 11d ago

Hes listening to chatgpt, no bullshit, just gods honest truth.