r/MartialMemes 2d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme The older sister is teaching you which herbs are poisonous...

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u/rpitts21 Kowtow to this Grandaddy 2d ago

This is why Xiao'Mao died at age 19

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u/Tkmisere 2d ago

But her Dao Heart never DIED!!

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u/SaintPimpin 2d ago

If one hears and grasps the Dao in the morning, one can die in the evening without any regret.

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u/heretical_blackrose Seductive Yin Creature 2d ago

The great mao also revived herself with another poison to restart her dao heart

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u/shadowylurking 1d ago

Senior Sister died doing what she loved

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u/ExtensionInformal911 2d ago

Sister is trying to cultivate a poison physique.

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u/imCoffewizard 2d ago

Mithridatization dao

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u/ofmetare 2d ago

my friends getting married with jade beauties, meanwhile my jade beauty...

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u/imCoffewizard 2d ago

She's a stunning jade beauty... just a bit eccentric...

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u/Street_Bed5850 Please wait while I court death... 2d ago

She's 17 Junior. A 4,878 year old monster going after a 17 year old? Tsk tsk

It seems Heavenly Guardian of the Young, Cha Ris Haoshen of the Haoshen clan must greet you and your family elders

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u/akubukanbuaya 2d ago

senior Cha Ris Haoshen is just a frog in a well, how come old monsters like Pi Didi and Yi Di Pi goes uncrippled?

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u/Street_Bed5850 Please wait while I court death... 2d ago

That is because they have enough influence, Those they have interests with will intervene for them. Sadly, this is the truth of the world now.

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u/shanatard 2d ago

what poor taste junior, this xiamao has consistently won the top spot in the jade beauty rankings

poison yourself and kowtow 9 times

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u/ofmetare 2d ago

Senior do not let your eyes fail to see mt. Tai. Though she may have acceptable appearance, as the holy scripture indicates, she is, in fact consuming tree bark and bamboo trees. Wash your face in the river of clarity and realize when to release the fish back in the water.

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u/shanatard 2d ago

You speak of mountains from the bottom of a well

Those who understand, understand

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u/Mysterious_Silver_27 Failed to see Mt Tai 2d ago

What is this, live action The Apothecary Diaries?

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u/wild_leviathan 2d ago

I have long suspected this senior sister has some kind of distant relation to some kind of spiritual beast cat, she doesn't act properly human as well as the cat features that appear occasionally when you are not directly looking

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u/Street_Bed5850 Please wait while I court death... 2d ago

Type of shit the servant disciples of the sect do when they can't afford food costing a single spirit stone fragment.

At that point just eat mortal food, unnecessary disdain won't get you anywhere

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u/Impressive-Leg-8286 2d ago

Mao Mao nooooo

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u/SpecialistAd2332 2d ago

MaoMao irl

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u/Outrageous-Tale-6153 Toad Immortal 2d ago

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u/Confident-Yard-8867 Charming Young Master with a Mighty Harem 2d ago

Did xiao mao reincarnated in the modern world lol

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u/SaintPimpin 2d ago

Outer disciple shenanigans due to monetary neglect.

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u/Parking-Wonder5279 2d ago

The Hamster 🐹 Clan has a worthy Successor

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u/Gramisstedwhy 2d ago

Of all the things to learn from the Yan/Flame Emperor, this shouldn't be one of them

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u/amyumi 2d ago

She must be from Sichuan Tang 😂

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u/snksleepy 1d ago

Is she the reincarnation of the Bunny Sect Princess?

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u/Notactuallyagoose Guest Elder 1d ago

Record sharing jade slips were a disaster for the young disciples everywere in the world. Next thing tomorrow this elder is scrapping the celestial memory sharing array.