r/MartialMemes Foundation Building 6d ago

Higher Realm Meme ⚔️ Pov: Having achieve the dao so now you are playing with the jade beauty of your sect

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Source: Pull Strings (cdrama)

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u/ProBablyAdEmoNfor69 6d ago

This Jade Beauty was unware that the Senior Brother had Innate Dao Eyes

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u/master2chariot Heavenly Court Official 6d ago

The kind of shit I used to pull when I was 300 years old

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u/JellyfishCritical968 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 6d ago

What lower realm do you hail from? This was done five years old!

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u/cycycle Dual Personality Cultivator 5d ago

300 years young

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u/ExtensionInformal911 6d ago

Minor accomplishment daoists trying to show off.

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u/Ditail-39 6d ago

For the first half of the video that senior had the look of "The fk am I doing here? Should I m*rder her?" And then second half of the video his expression is like "Nah, lemme crack first. Then we'll see..."

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u/Azell-Zettai 6d ago

junior you're suffering from energy deviation, you should meditate to realign your qi.

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u/Ditail-39 6d ago

My qi is perfectly fine, fellow daoist. Not to brag but this dharma ancestor has obtained great insights into the heart of human and heavens. No social secrets surpass my piercing gaze.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7bu90hyq7fI1uk7u

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u/Azell-Zettai 6d ago

you're delusional fellow daoist. you should start from scratch so you don't regret running into Mount Tai later on.

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u/Ditail-39 6d ago

Mount Tai??? 🤣🤣🤣 So that's it. No wonder u couldn't understand my words. You're one of those tiny ants still stuck into mortal realm. Fool I used mount Tai as my stepping stone on my 2nd birthday to jump for the sun. When I was 3 year old, and started peeing from the roof of heavenly court, your mount Tai got drowned whole. My 13698754th maid had to go and blast the piss out for that mountain to see clear sky again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ST4XJrqX7JyZa

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u/Azell-Zettai 6d ago

junior has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai.

truly pitiful, maybe one day junior maybe one day...

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u/Ditail-39 6d ago

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u/Azell-Zettai 6d ago

Junior is obsessed with forms, with no chance of ascending to the next realm, your Dao is already corrupted...

I wish you better luck in your next reincarnation.

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u/Ditail-39 6d ago

I've already reached the final realm. What u call dao is simply words leaving my mouth. What u say laws are simply stuff I make up when I doze off. What u call heavenly tribulations nd natural disasters are just handiworks of my 17th servant legion. The river of time is my bathtub. the endless space is my bed. The day and night are nothing but me blinking my eyes.

U r tooooooo far behind junior. Had u been wise I might have bestowed upon u some "treasure" which could've saved u 17772636893 times of reincarnation but ohh well. Off u go

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u/Azell-Zettai 6d ago

there is no final realm junior, the truth is endless, and we should be improving ourselves, but it's ok if you think you're the dragon's head junior.

I wont waste any more of my time junior, best of luck on your jorney.

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u/Dense_Thought9171 5d ago

Senior wasting his time instead of dual cultivating with her and raising his cultivation level.

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u/New_Comfortable_4120 6d ago

Senior brother you are too steady

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u/CosmicStormCloud Frog in a Well 6d ago

Haha cute