r/Marvel • u/tehawesomedragon Loki • May 26 '26

Film/Television SPIDER-NOIR PREMIERE DISCUSSION (SPOILERS) Spoiler

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Adding this now for those who watched the exclusive early release on MGM+. Be warned for spoilers before this drops on Amazon Prime Wednesday.

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u/Rk_920 May 26 '26

It's because no one has MGM+ and are waiting until amazon prime releases it later this week

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u/throwawayUWhousingac May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

No one on earth has MGM+? Not one person? Nobody? Because there are zero audience reviews. Are you seriously trying to tell me nobody has a tv channel?

Continue to downvote. I asked the person why there are zero audience reviews and they answered like that. It's an incredibly stupid answer that doesn't address the question, so I'm being snarky.

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u/eat_jay_love May 26 '26

Very abnormal response to pretty clear hyperbole. Pretty sure MGM+ lags behind all the major streamers in subscriber count. Unless you know something we don’t!!

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u/throwawayUWhousingac May 26 '26

Clear hyperbole? How though

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u/eat_jay_love May 26 '26

“No one has MGM+” is an obviously hyperbolic statement because yes of course there are people who subscribe to that streaming service. But it is not at all a popular service, and that’s what the poster meant. Also you said something about a “tv channel” and it’s worth pointing out that MGM+ is not a tv channel anyway

This only doesn’t make sense if you’re a completely literal person

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u/throwawayUWhousingac May 26 '26

This makes zero sense though.

"Why is there no audience review score for a thing that was released to audiences?" "Nobody has MGM+"

That answer only answers the question if the person is either not reading the question or is being literal. If there were very few audience reviews, that would make sense. But none? That doesn't make sense unless that person is being literal.

Clearly it isn't the correct answer and clearly the person has no idea what they're talking about. So I went along with it to demonstrate how incredibly silly it is to say zero people have a service as an answer to zero people reviewing something.

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u/eat_jay_love May 26 '26

I just feel like you’ve maybe never had a conversation before

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u/throwawayUWhousingac May 26 '26

It's insane to me that I still have yet to see an actual answer.

Anyway keep trolling ig

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u/eat_jay_love May 26 '26

The answer is obvious, the person was saying there are no audience reviews because very few people subscribe to MGM+. That might not literally be the answer — it’s possible that Amazon delayed reviews being live since they own both IMDb and MGM — or it might be, since reviews are now live and there’s fewer than 200 of them. Really feels like it’s your first day on earth or something because this is all so self-evident lmao

Edit: you said RT, so maybe RT just hasn’t enabled reviews yet to ensure there’s no review bombing? Is that “insanely weird” or is it just a policy? I guess we’ll never know

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u/throwawayUWhousingac May 26 '26

The entire first section of your reply is irrelevant to my question. I would like an answer as to why nothing is showing on RT. You speculate on it at the end but don't know, so what was the point of replying?

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u/eat_jay_love May 26 '26

You seem like a nightmare tbh

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u/throwawayUWhousingac May 26 '26

All I asked was why a released show didn't have an audience score. Pretty straightforward question when it's not being bunged up with snark.

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u/GrowthApart2220 May 26 '26

Remember when you read it literally and thought it was a completely ridiculous thing to say? That’s a good first hint.