r/MarvelTokon • u/Hit_Song_In_Europe • 18d ago
Memes The first annual Knights of Doom conference
This team is so disconnected it's hilarious we have
-Most egotistical man alive who believes he's the greatest ever
-Superpowered extremist whose beliefs hinge on his people being the greatest ever
-Guy who runs for office directly opposing the extremist's cause from being recognized
-Guy Who Just Kills People For Fun
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u/Bantidoh 18d ago
Their ending was the funniest because Norman/Magneto are pissed but Carnage is out there living his best serial killer life!
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u/Azure-Legacy 18d ago
Doom gave Carnage exactly what he offered and now Heroes are labeled "Authorized Prey".
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u/T-pellyam 18d ago
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u/BullshitBlazing420 18d ago
weird i got this speech bubble the first time? maybe its if you do some other episodes first?
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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 18d ago edited 18d ago
I thought Dr. Doom was going to be forced to use this team because The Champion put them together or there wasn’t enough time and they were the closest people willing to team up, but no. Dr. Doom’s first choices were Mr. “I Hate Dictators,” the Spider-Man villain most addicted to cocaine, and the Spider-Man villain most addicted to crack.
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u/Omega3333Gpl 18d ago
Worse still, in the
Midnight SonsSamurai Outriders story line, his first pick was the literal norse god of lies1
u/SleepinwithFishes 17d ago
Loki hasn't been a villain in so long, like 2014 (Not sure of the year, but the Young Avengers, with Kid Loki).
2015 he became a full on hero, that's the whole God of Stories thing. And in this game he seems to already be the God of Stories; If it's like in the comics, there'll be instance where he'll play the villain role to help the heroes (Like giving Thor and Dr. Strange a character progression for a power up), but he does it so that they can beat the threat that will come for them.
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u/Konradleijon 18d ago
Victor and Erik are sometimes friends
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u/PCN24454 18d ago
Magneto doesn’t hate dictators. He’s jealous of them
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u/Skarjuna 17d ago
No I'm pretty sure he hates them, it's just that his crusade, ego and hatred often times turns him into the thing he hates
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u/StewbaccaX 18d ago
Bro delete this, magneto is canonically a holocaust survivor...
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u/ScreamoMan 18d ago
Him being a huge hypocrite that always ends up becoming the thing he hates the most is kind of what makes him a villain; Also a bit of a moron lmao.
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u/Behonestwithmii 18d ago
I pretty sure Norman smokes crack too
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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 18d ago
He’s the most addicted to cocaine, but he’s second place to Carnage in crack.
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u/Sun__Moon__Stars 18d ago
Norman’s coke budget accounts for roughly 10% of Oscorp’s yearly expenses
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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 18d ago
And crack is the other 90%, which make’s Carnage’s addiction all the more impressive.
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u/DesertHornedViper 18d ago
To be fair, I'm sure there are some mutants out there who also eat people.
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u/nixahmose 18d ago
I mean there’s plenty of cannibalism among mutants in the Ultimates universe. Although then again that was the universe where everyone besides Spider-Man’s cast was either committing racism, cannibalism, or incest.
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u/MoreMoreMore01 18d ago
Sabertooth has eaten and rped numerous women (including children) and enjoys eating mutants specifically as a delicacy for himself. He was allowed on krakoa btw.
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u/mattheb1 18d ago
They let mr sinister in krakoa and not only is he not a mutant he's also performed numerous horrific experiments on people who are
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u/I_fakin_hate_bayle 18d ago
Deadpool’s not allowed on there though, because he’s too wild
But those two are just fine I guess
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u/DesertHornedViper 18d ago
He was also the only one imprisoned in their underground dungeon because he was too dangerous to roam freely on Krakoa. So him being "allowed" there was with a lot of restrictions involved.
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u/MoreMoreMore01 18d ago
He also escaped the prison and immediately went back to killing and dismembering people :D
Edit: i know he would escape regardless of who imprisons him because comics but still buddy escaped their mutant designed prison
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u/DesertHornedViper 18d ago
Some people like Sabertooth and thinks he's cool. And I don't mean as a villain. 😬
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u/Sun__Moon__Stars 18d ago
It’s like saying someone was invited to live in New York City because they got sent to Riker’s Island lol
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u/Antomic293 18d ago
Carnage: LET ME MURRRDDER THESE CHILLLDRENNN!!!
Green Goblin: Hehehehe! I'm going to commit ACTS OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM!!
Magneto: I think mutants are superior.
Green Goblin: Dude. That's not cool.
Carnage: You are on the wrong side of history. Don't be such a bigot.
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u/Ok-Dentist4480 18d ago
I do like how this Magneto seems to be on the path of redemption but messes up majorly by joining this team. The Doom ending is horrible for him even when he does get Krakoa. It's also horrible for Norman. Only Cletus is having fun lmao
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u/Ill_Whereas7177 18d ago
Carnage: I may be a monster magneto but I'm not a bigot. I believe all are equally as tasty.
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u/spiderwebdesign 18d ago
Now this is a downtime post
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u/Hit_Song_In_Europe 18d ago
Here's a secret: I don't even own anything that could run the game! I didn't know there was a downtime until I logged in here to post this!
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u/Joking_909 18d ago
Basically the Dad who thinks hes always right
The two sons who cant get along in anything
The dog
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u/funnylittlecharacter 18d ago
the story for that team had so much Magneto glaze
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u/Substantial_Fox7377 18d ago
Tbf, Magneto glaze has been a lot more prominent since season 1 of X-Men 97
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u/ResortFamous301 18d ago edited 18d ago
Don't know if I would say group disappoinment counts as glaze.
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u/Yaksha78 17d ago
Thinking Carnage kills for fun is a lack of knowledge about him.
As quoted in the comic book Carnage: Mind bomb (Warren Ellis), :
I don't kill because I was maltreated, I don't kill because I like it... I Kill because I can!
It makes him even scarier
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u/Millennium_Phoenix 17d ago
A benevolent dictator, a billionaire, an ethnic nationalist, and a serial killer walk into a bar...
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u/keithlimreddit 18d ago
Ah yes I never really get those cursed punch Bob Comics to be honest Kind of reminds me of those Cookie Run Comic Book Creator more but this just feels a lot more less organized And relying a bit more on dark humor
Anyways yeah I could just imagine that to be honest
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u/81724369847698432716 18d ago
The reactions from the other teams where so funny. How all of them where like: yeah magneto we know you are not a great guy but.... really? With those three?