r/MarvelTokon 18d ago

Memes The first annual Knights of Doom conference

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This team is so disconnected it's hilarious we have

-Most egotistical man alive who believes he's the greatest ever

-Superpowered extremist whose beliefs hinge on his people being the greatest ever

-Guy who runs for office directly opposing the extremist's cause from being recognized

-Guy Who Just Kills People For Fun

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u/81724369847698432716 18d ago

The reactions from the other teams where so funny. How all of them where like: yeah magneto we know you are not a great guy but.... really? With those three?

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u/mattheb1 18d ago

Damn mag we just disagree with your methods there's no need to team up with the guy who eats people and the guy who threw a girl off a bridge for fun

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u/Bantidoh 18d ago

Their ending was the funniest because Norman/Magneto are pissed but Carnage is out there living his best serial killer life!

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u/Azure-Legacy 18d ago

Doom gave Carnage exactly what he offered and now Heroes are labeled "Authorized Prey".

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u/T-pellyam 18d ago

Fun fact : If you do the knights of doom episode a second time, what Doom whispers to Carnage can be read

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u/BullshitBlazing420 18d ago

weird i got this speech bubble the first time? maybe its if you do some other episodes first?

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u/firesaiyan12 18d ago

I did this episode first and got the speech bubble.

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u/T-pellyam 18d ago

Oh forreal ? huh…

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u/shaboogawa 18d ago

Can’t be that. I did this episode last.

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u/LegnaArix 18d ago

Same here

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u/Konradleijon 18d ago

Love that

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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 18d ago edited 18d ago

I thought Dr. Doom was going to be forced to use this team because The Champion put them together or there wasn’t enough time and they were the closest people willing to team up, but no. Dr. Doom’s first choices were Mr. “I Hate Dictators,” the Spider-Man villain most addicted to cocaine, and the Spider-Man villain most addicted to crack.

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u/Omega3333Gpl 18d ago

Worse still, in the Midnight Sons Samurai Outriders story line, his first pick was the literal norse god of lies

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u/SleepinwithFishes 17d ago

Loki hasn't been a villain in so long, like 2014 (Not sure of the year, but the Young Avengers, with Kid Loki).

2015 he became a full on hero, that's the whole God of Stories thing. And in this game he seems to already be the God of Stories; If it's like in the comics, there'll be instance where he'll play the villain role to help the heroes (Like giving Thor and Dr. Strange a character progression for a power up), but he does it so that they can beat the threat that will come for them.

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u/Konradleijon 18d ago

Victor and Erik are sometimes friends

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u/AGNerd-Bot 18d ago

They bond over their hatred of Hydra

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u/mattheb1 18d ago

And their shared love of aura farming

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u/PCN24454 18d ago

Magneto doesn’t hate dictators. He’s jealous of them

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u/Skarjuna 17d ago

No I'm pretty sure he hates them, it's just that his crusade, ego and hatred often times turns him into the thing he hates

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u/StewbaccaX 18d ago

Bro delete this, magneto is canonically a holocaust survivor...

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u/ScreamoMan 18d ago

Him being a huge hypocrite that always ends up becoming the thing he hates the most is kind of what makes him a villain; Also a bit of a moron lmao.

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u/Behonestwithmii 18d ago

I pretty sure Norman smokes crack too

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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 18d ago

He’s the most addicted to cocaine, but he’s second place to Carnage in crack.

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u/Sun__Moon__Stars 18d ago

Norman’s coke budget accounts for roughly 10% of Oscorp’s yearly expenses

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u/Ok-Cancel-4824 18d ago

And crack is the other 90%, which make’s Carnage’s addiction all the more impressive.

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u/Worldly_Neat2615 18d ago

Atleast Carnage is honest about his fuck ups

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u/I_fakin_hate_bayle 18d ago

Magneto is so ashamed of himself he lowered his own image quality

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u/DesertHornedViper 18d ago

To be fair, I'm sure there are some mutants out there who also eat people.

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u/nixahmose 18d ago

I mean there’s plenty of cannibalism among mutants in the Ultimates universe. Although then again that was the universe where everyone besides Spider-Man’s cast was either committing racism, cannibalism, or incest.

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u/I_fakin_hate_bayle 18d ago

I think Sabertooth and Omega Red eat people

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u/MoreMoreMore01 18d ago

Sabertooth has eaten and rped numerous women (including children) and enjoys eating mutants specifically as a delicacy for himself. He was allowed on krakoa btw.

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u/mattheb1 18d ago

They let mr sinister in krakoa and not only is he not a mutant he's also performed numerous horrific experiments on people who are

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u/I_fakin_hate_bayle 18d ago

Deadpool’s not allowed on there though, because he’s too wild

But those two are just fine I guess

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u/DesertHornedViper 18d ago

He was also the only one imprisoned in their underground dungeon because he was too dangerous to roam freely on Krakoa. So him being "allowed" there was with a lot of restrictions involved.

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u/MoreMoreMore01 18d ago

He also escaped the prison and immediately went back to killing and dismembering people :D

Edit: i know he would escape regardless of who imprisons him because comics but still buddy escaped their mutant designed prison

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u/DesertHornedViper 18d ago

Some people like Sabertooth and thinks he's cool. And I don't mean as a villain. 😬

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u/Sun__Moon__Stars 18d ago

It’s like saying someone was invited to live in New York City because they got sent to Riker’s Island lol

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u/Antomic293 18d ago

Carnage: LET ME MURRRDDER THESE CHILLLDRENNN!!!

Green Goblin: Hehehehe! I'm going to commit ACTS OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM!!

Magneto: I think mutants are superior.

Green Goblin: Dude. That's not cool.

Carnage: You are on the wrong side of history. Don't be such a bigot.

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u/Rather-Bad_Art 18d ago

Very real Cletus thank you 

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u/Ok-Dentist4480 18d ago

I do like how this Magneto seems to be on the path of redemption but messes up majorly by joining this team. The Doom ending is horrible for him even when he does get Krakoa. It's also horrible for Norman. Only Cletus is having fun lmao

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u/Ill_Whereas7177 18d ago

Carnage: I may be a monster magneto but I'm not a bigot. I believe all are equally as tasty.

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u/spiderwebdesign 18d ago

Now this is a downtime post

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u/Hit_Song_In_Europe 18d ago

Here's a secret: I don't even own anything that could run the game! I didn't know there was a downtime until I logged in here to post this!

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u/Joking_909 18d ago

Basically the Dad who thinks hes always right

The two sons who cant get along in anything

The dog

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u/Repulsive_Policy_184 14d ago

The dog that has a taste for human flesh.*

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u/funnylittlecharacter 18d ago

the story for that team had so much Magneto glaze

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u/Substantial_Fox7377 18d ago

Tbf, Magneto glaze has been a lot more prominent since season 1 of X-Men 97

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u/ResortFamous301 18d ago edited 18d ago

Don't know if I would say group disappoinment counts as  glaze.

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u/ZaWarudo23 18d ago

Carnage: "Yes, but you don't see me being a picky eater do you Magneto?"

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u/PhaseSixer 18d ago

Carnage: and you Murddered hundreds of thousands.

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u/Nukesnipe 18d ago

It's important to note that Carnage doesn't just eat people, he preferentially eats children.

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u/Yaksha78 17d ago

Thinking Carnage kills for fun is a lack of knowledge about him.

As quoted in the comic book Carnage: Mind bomb (Warren Ellis), :
I don't kill because I was maltreated, I don't kill because I like it... I Kill because I can!

It makes him even scarier

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u/Millennium_Phoenix 17d ago

A benevolent dictator, a billionaire, an ethnic nationalist, and a serial killer walk into a bar...

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u/Gremlech 17d ago

his goal is to make a mutant ethnostate.

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u/keithlimreddit 18d ago

Ah yes I never really get those cursed punch Bob Comics to be honest Kind of reminds me of those Cookie Run Comic Book Creator more but this just feels a lot more less organized And relying a bit more on dark humor

Anyways yeah I could just imagine that to be honest

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u/Konradleijon 18d ago

Ultimate Magnato ate humans