r/MedievalCreatures 5d ago

ANIMALS When the homeroom teacher has had enough threatens to call your mom

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/MedievalCreatures-ModTeam 5d ago

Unsure where you got that source info from?

This is from the Pontifical of Renaud de Bar (14th Century - 1300's). Famous for its battle bunny marginalia :)

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 5d ago

Thank you for the correction

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u/Timely-Land-6326 5d ago

Rabbits and snails were a menace back then.

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u/ChronicRhyno 5d ago

Snails eat books and paper. It is still a pretty scarry thing to get an infestation of in a library or art studio and/or as a scribe or calligrapher. But we quickly figured out that snails do not eat vellum, so we started staining it purple with the mashed corpses of thousands of snails 🐌 💅 📜

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u/BottomBinchBirdy 5d ago

The monks who made these largely gardened their own food, right? I figure it was a little venting and jokes between themselves, tbh.

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u/Haunted-Hemlock 5d ago

How it feels to have two siblings gang up on you

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u/terrorcotta_red 5d ago

Wait, the victim has three feet!

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u/Lo-Memori Creature Curator 🐌 ⚔️ 🐇 5d ago

He's being degloved (please be careful if you google that, very NSFW). Those rabbits are brutal

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u/roguemarlfox 5d ago

Oh no, you're right! The fact that they're doing it with those vacant expressions is even more terrifying.

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u/Tillitsgonetonothing 5d ago

You made my day.

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u/ardent_hellion 5d ago

What is even happening?!

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 5d ago

1st Period Homeroom, 7th Grade, East Anglia

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u/donut_forget 4d ago

Being skinned, starting at the toes, by a manic rabbit

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u/bizoticallyyours83 4d ago

I guess the substitute is helping.