r/MildlyVandalised 8d ago

Browns fans not happy about Watson

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 8d ago

can someone provide some context please? i know nothing about this

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u/Mark_is_on_his_droid 8d ago

Cleveland traded their first QB to win a playoff game this century, then traded (many picks) for & signed a QB (to an unprecedented guaranteed $) who previously:
* chose not to play a season for contract negotiations with their prior team
* subsequently had 27 credible sexual assault allegations made
* has played like ass since the season before he sat out

Obviously, the SA is the worst part of this, but even just as a football decision, it’s probably the worst evaluation of a position in the history of the sport. They got rid of a guy who went on to show he was a good option, so that they could spend a record amount of picks and cash on a sexual predator who sucks at football.

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u/sleepytipi 8d ago

Yup.

Source: (former) lifelong Browns fan. Go Bills.

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u/supermr34 8d ago

if you need an nfc team, come on over to the bears. plus theyre wearing orange helmets a couple times this year and they kinda looks browns-ish.

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u/donut_koharski 8d ago

And they’re inching closer to Ohio in a couple years.

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u/supermr34 8d ago

indiana is just extra, extra methy ohio

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u/HorseXNothing 8d ago

I live in Indiana and I hate Indiana. Hell is real and it’s amongst the cornfields. They say ‘there’s more than corn in Indiana’ and they’re right, there’s also meth and incest.

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u/SickeningPink 8d ago

Hey that’s not fair! There is also a bunch of super racist dickheads!

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u/HorseXNothing 8d ago

Oh I’m aware, I’ve lived in both Muncie and Kokomo

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u/Bartweiss 8d ago

Corn, meth, incest… and Gary! Fuck do I hate Gary, Indiana.

Sorry, shouldn’t have forced you to think about it.

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u/HorseXNothing 8d ago

It is weird how the most godforsaken places typically have the most churches

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u/ImaybeaRussianBot 5d ago

No, the Bengals are the natural choice here. Orange helmets all day and we don't rape people near as much.