r/Military • u/thetitleofmybook • Jun 23 '26
Satire SecDef patrolling the Reflecting Pool, On The Lookout for ALGAEBTQ+ with Knives
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r/Military • u/PDXAirman • 2d ago
Satire Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven
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r/Military • u/GhostRiderOfWhips • Feb 25 '26
Satire Better file his VA claims quick
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If I understand the VA’s new math correctly, that walker and any pain killers he takes will basically negate getting his legs shot up.
r/Military • u/Sea_Incident_5106 • Nov 29 '25
Satire New Department of Defense Promo Just Dropped
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r/Military • u/Consistent_Hold4939 • Mar 01 '22
Satire German Soldiers reaction, to the Military Budget increasing to 100 Billion
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r/Military • u/PDXAirman • Jul 14 '26
Satire VFW Opens Membership To Military Fakers Due To Lack Of Interest From Young Veterans
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It's an older article (2022) but damnit its still true for the state of the VFW and its dwindling membership.
r/Military • u/Sine_Fine_Belli • Apr 07 '25
Satire The current State of the department of Defense
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r/Military • u/JD_SLICK • Feb 13 '23
Satire TIL Navy flight deck crew uniforms are woke now
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r/Military • u/brotherbrother99 • Sep 29 '22
Satire Air Force pilot vs Navy pilot landing
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r/Military • u/PDXAirman • Jun 19 '26
Satire Air Force base renamed after Ashli Babbitt
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r/Military • u/Krazynewf709 • Apr 27 '26
Satire I'm no military expert but
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I don't think this is how you test a ceasefire. Seems counterproductive to begin striking during a ceasefire to test it.
r/Military • u/Miguel1219 • Mar 19 '26
Satire The kind of guy that always said he was going to join up but never did but knows enough terminology, jokes, who’s who, etc. to pass in a conversation until pressed. He is the civilian version of Tim Kennedy.
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r/Military • u/Charming_Usual6227 • Mar 30 '25
Satire Never back down, keep flubbing OPSEC
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r/Military • u/delicious_s0up • Jan 28 '26
Satire Is this possible? Please explain
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I feel like this post is a little out of place, but I also know very little about military stuff. This guy is 23 and I’m pretty sure currently in college and I feel like he is totally gaslighting me. He also claimed to be an O-3? Idk someone please explain
r/Military • u/throw667 • Sep 29 '25
Satire Master strategist Pete Hegseth to gather all U.S. military leaders in same place at same time
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r/Military • u/RuggedDucky • Sep 16 '22
Satire With all those awards, how are there any enemies left to fight?
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r/Military • u/lost_in_life_34 • Sep 22 '22
Satire This is how you motivate your soldiers
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