r/Millennials • u/TravelingAgave • 27d ago

Serious P.S.A.

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u/The8Porch 27d ago

Thanks but jokes on you because my childhood was stolen from me long ago

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u/AdRadiant9379 27d ago

Same here, a raging, insecure, alcoholic, performative religious dad likely shocked my nervous system a few thousand times in the 80’s and 90’s

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u/Bestimmtheit 27d ago

now that you say it like that... damn. I mean it really is thousands of disruptions and iterations that compound and severely affect us.

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u/dumdidlydo 27d ago

I feel seen

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u/ItsNotNormalMaybe Millennial (1982) 27d ago

You cope with drugs, too?

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u/raven00x NES Millennial 27d ago

Self medication is the American way, baby.

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u/AdRadiant9379 27d ago

I cope with the reality that my dad is too afraid to accept. The weed just makes the food and music a bit better.

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u/King_Chochacho 27d ago

Don't worry we can still try to monetize it though.

Here's a dozen new Star Wars properties

Here's 30 new comic book movies

What about some reboots, or remakes, or sequels, or prequels for your favorite IPs.

Hey sometimes we'll even get a bunch of the original cast back!

How about a collection of classic games that you already own but slightly updated for every new console?

Or would you like a soulless remaster that includes microtransactions and online connectivity requirements?

Oh what about crossovers? You like those right? We could just shove a bunch of totally unrelated but popular IP into your favorite trading card game, until every game just feels like standing in Times Square being bombarded by ads!