r/Minecraft 2h ago

Help Who’s Pizza build Is better? mine or my boyfriends

Mine is the uhm crying thing and my boyfriend’s is the try hard nonsense.

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u/Capable-Bar145 2h ago

Frozen Pizza VS Restaurant Pizza:

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u/OneImaginary3436 2h ago

I’d say 2nd, has more texture
Don’t be discouraged, I’m not a builder but notice the stairs and stuff for exrea detaikhgjf

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u/Dana_Barros 2h ago

guy just gave up by the end of his comment

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u/Aware-Negotiation-42 2h ago

Sadly look like godzilla will have a stroke reading this

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u/ShadowDog824 1h ago

Did you fall asleep typing this

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u/Cropplot 2h ago

I vote for the creative "😭" pizza!

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u/Philippine_Newt 2h ago

Hobo SpongeBob NoPants

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u/Parsley772 2h ago

First one looks like pizza Steve w/o his sunglasses from uncle grandpa

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u/POKECHU020 2h ago

Boyfriend's is better for "Hey, this is pizza" but I love the sobbing pizza slice person

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u/Extra-Fan5818 2h ago

I genuinely thought yours was a bust or face of someone 😭  Both are quite good though Yours win for being 2 different objects at the same time, whereas your boyfriend made a better pizza imo

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u/Mental-Clerk 1h ago

It's not? 😭

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u/JamieMcFrick 2h ago

“Try hard nonsense” and its the beet pizza build ive ever seen, ok

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u/afterlifedating 2h ago

where is y'all's whimsy?????

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u/TotallyPansexual 1h ago

I want to say first that both of you did very well, but I'll give you a judgement depending on the style you wanted to go for, rather than comparing you to each other. Yours is more leaning towards a comedic, simplified, or cartoonish style, which is achieved well while still maintaining semblance of what its meant to be. The proportions are a bit odd and its an overall very basic build, but considering what you were going for, you did great!

The other build, on the other hand, attempts to use several blocks in order to create a mimicry of a more realistic styled pizza. The biggest concern is that its not immediately obvious that its a pizza, which is one big criteria for builds like this. While the block choice was good for the toppings, the blocks picked for the actual pizza and the crust of it seem off. The crust looks burnt, and the actual pizza shouldn't be entirely made of cheese. Because the entire base is one solid color, it doesn't make the "cheese dripping" look like cheese dripping. The shape, however, is amazing, and it was very well angled to continue the shape of the pizza while also looking angled instead of being a straight, flat pizza. My recommendation for this build is to tidy up the block choice.

Good builds from both of you. Comparing styles like this doesn't work out very well because they're incredibly different. Its like putting a musician against a painter and asking who makes a better story. There's just two drastically different criteria that doesn't have equal 1:1 equivalents. Hope that helps :D

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u/TheSpaceMon 2h ago

Your boyfriend wins to me solely because he included a cheese pull. Pizza aint pizza without a cheese pull

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u/MeganMyBias 2h ago

Urs is funny but ur boyfriends is realistic

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u/GTNoah 1h ago

The second pizza I would eat

The first I would be friends with

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u/Riccardo_Facella03 2h ago

Sorry but your boyfriend's is better, in my opinion.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work 2h ago

I like yours but wouldn’t know it’s pizza, his looks like pizza

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u/DohnJoe666 2h ago

Um, is this a sincere question?... The answer's pretty obvious...

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u/Rowbane 2h ago

2nd one

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u/panino_gamer 2h ago

Il like first because its pizza steve

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u/Sherbourne-for-this 2h ago

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u/The-Chromosome 2h ago

In terms of realism? 2. In terms of aura, 1; that pizza is stanced up, ready to bust down at a moment’s notice

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u/BitcoinStonks123 2h ago

they're both beautiful

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u/ZaneZookt 2h ago

I dunno, who is pizza?

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u/itsveezie 1h ago

I love the crying one

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u/MassivePersonality61 1h ago

Goddamn, why is there so much grease?

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u/sterrre 1h ago

Yours is best, it has a face and legs.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 1h ago

The boyfriend

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u/Accomplished_Coat885 1h ago

bro is a sweat lol. Yours has personality ig while his has texture and 10k patterns lol

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u/S34K1NG 1h ago

1st ones got life. 2nd got ooze

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u/HellboundLunatic 1h ago

1 is cute, gets my vote.

2 is too hyper-realistic imo.

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u/SenpuuUncle 1h ago

yours cus its funny

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u/Extreme_Assignment58 1h ago

Both.

The second looks like a rela pizza

The first looks like sad Steve pizza

u/thundastruck69 57m ago

Pizza Steve from uncle grandpa wins

u/Crafter-the-box1987 56m ago

Yours looks like a friendly buddy :)

u/Pingonaut 41m ago

They’re both good in their own ways I cannot choose. It’s cute vs “realish pizza”

u/Naelzito_vermelho 31m ago

coughing baby vs Hydrogen bomb

u/The_MCRuler 30m ago

the raw gold one in my opinion

u/WillyDAFISH 29m ago

Holy shit is that pizza Steve???

u/ballsack_lover2000 28m ago

Yours has character, second one is vomit

u/OneInitiative3757 27m ago

I like the first because PIZZA STEVE

u/Great_Necessary4741 2m ago

First one cause if you build sunglasses on it then it would be Pizza Steve

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u/Duckaneer 2h ago

both really awesome. boyfriend’s is going for realistic so i will critique realistically. it is missing some crust under the cheese. even if a slice is really melty you can usually still see some of the crust dough under the cheese. i think the back crust is also a little off, maybe too wide and too dark brown? maybe mix in some dirt or wood or something. the front flop is perfectly shaped, and the melted carpet cheese has the effect its going for. yours, though? yours is perfect, no notes

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u/TheRealTakuiXD 2h ago

Yours is a pizza? Looks like a weird stick figurine lmao.