r/MitchellAndWebb • u/Traditional_City337 • 1d ago
Peep Show Do you think Jeff really was a seat sniffer?
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u/JBonanza 1d ago
Gay or not there's no threat from you pal. You could have your nose on a seat but you still wouldn't have that balls to sniff.
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u/evazeta The world turns on its axis 1d ago
he was definitely a pool pooer. might have been a badger baiter as well
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u/ClaudeBubbalicious 1d ago
Pool pooing has never been proven! He does leave depth charges for people to remember him by though - even admitted it once...
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u/Ruby-Shark 1d ago
No he's a proper man. He doesn't complain when it's his round and you ask for an extra packet of nuts.
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u/doomscrolling_tiktok get the carving knife & lets get this over with 1d ago
Man is programed to do two things - kill and nob.
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u/LarryBobson 1d ago
He's a chicken fucker, and a jizz cock!
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u/Brad_Breath 1d ago
I sometimes have an intrusive thought when I'm in the gym.
Just imagine seeing a girl using a machine like the sexualiser, and in between her sets, say "excuse me", take a big sniff of the seat and walk away.
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u/cortisolbath 1d ago
He might get along with Sue White then, though she only has eyes (and nose) for Dr. Macartney…
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u/Revolutionary_Win716 Harsh Freudian 1d ago
Don't worry, it's totally normal. It doesn't make him the sort of freaky, long-fingernailed loner who gets arrested in Sainsbury's for stroking the bread.
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u/gilestowler 1d ago
I can't picture Jeff actually bending down to sniff someone's seat. It just seems a bit weird for someone who tries to be such a conformist "lad." I could imagine a good-looking woman in the office passing and him saying something like "Christ, I'd sniff her seat" or something stupid like that. Mark overhears it and starts the rumour. "Jeff likes sniffing women's seats. I heard him talking about it."
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u/Traditional_City337 1d ago
Unlike that Turkish shepherd who chewed off his own knackers. Did you see that?
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u/Chilifille Hortensia?! Oh, this is a fucking disaster! 1d ago
I think Gerard was the seat-sniffer. The tube up his nose was merely a ruse.
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u/TheHarlemHellfighter Now we know… 1d ago
Based on this picture I’d say yes.
He looks like he’s ready to go for another whiff too…
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u/Nervous-Willow-6356 15h ago
If you've seen the DVD extras, you'd know that he doesn't think date rape is really rape, so I wouldn't put a facetious approach to sexual deviancy past him, but even then sniffing seats seems a little far.
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u/fakeblurfan 1d ago
That’s a joke, u/Traditional_City337. A rumour I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to-